Crippled or not, it's days like today I am so glad I am me.....

This will pay for lots of Irish Hookers...How Ironic is that? Celtics win the Title with NO (ZERO) white guys, Burg goes to Ireland and blows winnings on Irish whores.

Nah, forget it, I'll just buy some more wheelchairs and redo my Kitchen, I need to cease and desist with the whores...I mean how many hot chicks' mouths can I jerk off into before I become bored with life??


I wonder what the line will be for the Celtics to repeat????