You are not funny. You are not interesting. You are not thought provoking. You are not witty. You are not special.

You are a loser. Nobody loves you and you like to pick fights over the internet because you are a coward in real life. I'm guessing you are the type of person that is easily forgettable and does not get much attention. Therefore you feel you have to lash out at strangers over the internet to feel important.

I pity you.