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#335956 - 06/05/08 12:14 PM Lakers in 6
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Just in case anybody was curious. They'll split the first two games, lakers will take 2 of 3 at home and close out in game 6.

Kobe will be Finals MVP and shut all his critics up.
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#335957 - 06/05/08 01:45 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Kobe will be Finals MVP and shut all his critics up.




Will he fuck his white critics in the ass and skeet skeet on their faces, too? That's how he rolls, y'know.

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#335958 - 06/05/08 05:51 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Kobe is a fuckin' snitch-bitch, as the recordings the cops made of him show. I wish nothing but bad things on him and his cunt wife. Celtics in 5.....
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#335959 - 06/08/08 07:22 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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At halftime of game two I'm changing my prediction.

Boston in 5 games. LA just can't handle the Boston frontcourt. It's a total mismatch and LA has no shot in this series.

This series is toast.
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#335960 - 06/08/08 07:29 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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what's the point of being rich if you cant rub everyones collective noses in it??? well...no point at all. ergo, it behooves moi to say that if the celtics win, I will make more money than 81% of the households in the USA. and I hate the fact my celtics dont have a white guy that can play for the first time in, like, ever.....
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#335961 - 06/08/08 08:54 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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At halftime of game two I'm changing my prediction.

Boston in 5 games. LA just can't handle the Boston frontcourt. It's a total mismatch and LA has no shot in this series.

This series is toast.





You sound like a real asshole.
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#335962 - 06/08/08 10:40 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Go fuck yourself
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#335963 - 06/08/08 10:48 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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In other words, you're agreeing with exactly what I said in my earlier post. And I haven't watched a game in 15 years,,,
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#335964 - 06/10/08 06:09 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Blahh##
Quote:

Just in case anybody was curious. They'll split the first two games, lakers will take 2 of 3 at home and close out in game 6.

Kobe will be Finals MVP and shut all his critics up.




Blahh ##
Quote:

At halftime of game two I'm changing my prediction.

Boston in 5 games. LA just can't handle the Boston frontcourt. It's a total mismatch and LA has no shot in this series.

This series is toast.





What A bandwidth-wasting postwhore this fucken cunt is.
I realize many of you fishbowl mongrels are happy to float along in the slop that a poster like Blahh ## provides.. I am not.

Serious question tu-thousand.. Man or bitch?
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#335965 - 06/10/08 06:24 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Why don't you go eat shit and die. If you have a problem with me don't read my fucking posts.

Otherwise fuck off and die you piece of shit loser. You've posted over 1000 times. Get a fucking life.
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#335966 - 06/10/08 06:54 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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It's not that easy wormshit... no matter how hard you wish it to be.

Realize this.. I'm going to read your posts, grab you by your pointy head, and shove it up your shit-chute. If you're the whore I think you are then you'll adapt and thank me. If you're the man-bitch this topic makes you out as, your time here will be miserable.

You watch my post count, I'll watch you disappear.
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#335967 - 06/10/08 07:10 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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If you don't like my posts don't read my threads. It's pretty easy you simpleton.

Otherwise fuck you, your whore mother, your fagot father, your cunt grandmother and every other demon spawn associated with your loser ass.

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#335968 - 06/10/08 08:35 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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You're drifting farther out to sea on a raft of denial lil friend. The dorsal fins of the LouCrew are circling, dinghy. For every "fuck you, don't read my shit" type response you make, victim, it reads to the rest of the board as "please..puhh-lease Daddy, make him stop!!1!".

So anyways...back to your strongpoint. How do you see Belmont turning out, victim?.
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#335969 - 06/10/08 08:48 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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You are not funny. You are not interesting. You are not thought provoking. You are not witty. You are not special.

You are a loser. Nobody loves you and you like to pick fights over the internet because you are a coward in real life. I'm guessing you are the type of person that is easily forgettable and does not get much attention. Therefore you feel you have to lash out at strangers over the internet to feel important.

I pity you.

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#335970 - 06/10/08 08:55 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Nice meltdown, meat. Gonna be a long summer for you.

Got a firm grip on those ankles cause you just failed the make or break..
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#335971 - 06/10/08 09:45 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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I bet you have a lot of crumbs on your keyboard.
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#335972 - 06/11/08 06:56 AM Re: Lakers in 6
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Quote:

I bet you have a lot of crumbs on your keyboard.


dude, that was so funny! i was eating a pumpkin spice flax seed granola bar while i was reading this, then i started laughing. now i have pumpkin spice flax seed crumbs all over my keyboard, ha.
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#335973 - 06/11/08 02:24 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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How'd ya sleep last night Blahh, go to bed crying and wake up angry? I only ask because I care. I really fucken do.

Also, a simple request, simpleton. I've noticed you've hiked up your dress and gone on a multi-forum boohoo fest.
Please try and keep your weeping emo rants contained to the Cage. Thanks.

- The Management.
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#335974 - 06/11/08 02:27 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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How about this as an alternative: I do whatever I want and you go fuck yourself. And if you have a problem with it now. Just wait.

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#335975 - 06/11/08 06:00 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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GiGi
Quote:

dude, that was so funny! i was eating a pumpkin spice flax seed granola bar while i was reading this, then i started laughing. now i have pumpkin spice flax seed crumbs all over my keyboard, ha




GiGi spittin seed...

Blahhh##
Quote:

How about this as an alternative: I do whatever I want and you go fuck yourself. And if you have a problem with it now. Just wait.






You'll soon come to realize that these exchanges will go down when and how I say.


Ride F5 a lil harder, the 3 minute response times in no way makes you look the pwned bitch.. heh.

edited to add: Nice sig line fuck-o.. this means how much to you?
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#335976 - 06/11/08 06:27 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Last nights game was pretty sad. Happy the guys got it at the end, but it was total luck! Tomorrow night better be in fire!
Go LAKERS!!!!!!!!!
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#335977 - 06/11/08 08:16 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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No sweat Sydney.. The thread starter has the Penguins as a lock. Bet it big!!1!
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#335978 - 06/12/08 08:52 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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What a choke job by the Lakers tonight. How do you blow a 24 point lead at home?

Who is going to be the MVP for Boston?
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#335979 - 06/12/08 09:34 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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You should hear the LakerComplainers on the post-game show...they are fucking insufferable.

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#335980 - 06/13/08 08:26 AM Re: Lakers in 6
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Just sitting and wondering what type of whore i should splurge/Splooge on next week after the C's win and I collect ....

I hate the Lakers, always have, always will. I respect Magic Johnson as a ballplayer, and the fact that Magic really can't stand Kobe makes Magic OK with me...but other than that I hate the Lakers.

Boston's MVP? It's not over yet, but up to now I would say you'd almost have to split it with Ray and Paul.

Oh, and I hate the Lakers.
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#335981 - 06/13/08 10:59 AM Re: Lakers in 6
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Registered: 06/27/06
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I also hate the Lakers and I think Paul Pierce is the MVP so far. Decent scoring numbers and is guarding Kobe.

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#335982 - 06/17/08 08:51 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Why did they even bother getting on the plane?

That was just an embarrassment.

Nobody should ever compare Kobe to Jordan again.
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#335983 - 06/17/08 09:18 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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I also hate the Lakers and I think Paul Pierce is the MVP so far. Decent scoring numbers and is guarding Kobe.




Zing!!!

Lakers lose....baaawaaaa Lakers lose!!!

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#335984 - 06/18/08 07:16 AM Re: Lakers in 6
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Registered: 04/29/08
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Quote:



Nobody should ever compare Kobe to Jordan again.




Amen!
Jordan: Leads his team to a crucial victory when he's so ill he should probably be in the hospital.
Kobe: THIRTY-NINE point loss in a must-win Game 6.

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#335985 - 06/18/08 07:51 AM Re: Lakers in 6
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i bought crappy meth from some dude claiming to be lebron james' second cousin or something. i have a feeling every black dude in akron claims to be related to him, though. that's all i gots on basketball.
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#335986 - 06/18/08 08:37 AM Re: Lakers in 6
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That would make an awesome sig quote.
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#335987 - 06/18/08 08:40 AM Re: Lakers in 6
Gigi Offline
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well then, what's stopping you?
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#335988 - 06/18/08 08:43 AM Re: Lakers in 6
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Crippled or not, it's days like today I am so glad I am me.....

This will pay for lots of Irish Hookers...How Ironic is that? Celtics win the Title with NO (ZERO) white guys, Burg goes to Ireland and blows winnings on Irish whores.

Nah, forget it, I'll just buy some more wheelchairs and redo my Kitchen, I need to cease and desist with the whores...I mean how many hot chicks' mouths can I jerk off into before I become bored with life??


I wonder what the line will be for the Celtics to repeat????
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#335989 - 06/18/08 09:52 AM Re: Lakers in 6
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
Burg, I am glad you bet on this and won. Maybe a split between a kitchen remodel and a whore? Maybe whores that will actually do the remodel? Anyway, congrats.

To everyone else, fuck the celtics. I am happy Pierce (despite his horrible acting job about being injured by his own player), Garnett and Doc finally got rings. They deserved them. Fuck Ray Allen, he sucked in the playoffs. He shouldn't even be a starter. He used to be great, those days are over. Fuck Perkins, he complains more than Kobe. Rondo, where do I begin? Point is there will be a rematch in the Finals next year for these 2 teams.

BTW, Kobe is at least just as skilled as Jordan. These guys do have their downfalls just like anybody else. Anybody remember all of the years that Jordan couldn't get the bulls past the pistons? Remember Jordan coming back from a very short retirement to help the Bulls in the playoffs and then choking. They got their ass handed to them, especially him. Anyone want to take a guess how many game winning shots he missed? Hint: It is over 100. I was also a fan of his prostitutes and gambling. Remember when he came back from his 2nd retirement and he couldn't palm the ball as easily because he claimed that he accidentally cut off the tip of his pinky with a cigar cutter? My point is not that Kobe is better than Jordan, but that even though Jordan might be better than Kobe they are definately in the same ball park. To say that they cannot be compared only means that you did not follow Jordan's career very closely when he was playing. He had many set backs, just like Kobe. The huge advantage for Jordan is that he played when the NBA was a lot more popoular than it is now (which was largely because of him). Anyway, Lakers in 2009. Chow


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#335990 - 06/18/08 11:07 AM Re: Lakers in 6
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Nobody should ever compare Kobe to Jordan again.



Or how about Phil Jackson? Will anyone even bother laughing next time he claims to be in Red Auerbach's league? This exposes Jackson as a pretender even more than Kobe.
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#335991 - 06/18/08 12:23 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Well Phil does have 9 rings. So I'll give him a pass.

As for Kobe and Jordan. Nobody questions Kobe's skill level. It's the intangibles that make Jordan the best ever. Kobe is a top 5 all time shooting guard. He's just not Jordan. And that's not an insult. It's just the facts.
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#335992 - 06/18/08 03:06 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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You should listen to all the Laker fans in L.A. jumping to their deaths in Rancho Palos Verdes...it's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

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#335993 - 06/18/08 08:13 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Well Phil does have 9 rings. So I'll give him a pass.




And how many of those came when he did not have the best, or the best two players in the league on his team? Has he ever won without the best players - by a significant margin - in the league?

Jackson is overrated until he wins with a team that isn't *substantially* more talented than every other team he faces.
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#335994 - 06/18/08 09:44 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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Chow







i like this
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#335995 - 06/18/08 11:30 PM Re: Lakers in 6
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I don't know I think you are being kind of hard on Jackson. Not many people picked LA to make the finals before the season started. The west was stacked and they plowed through it. The front line got exposed in the finals.

Euro players just don't step up when you need to get tough.

Look back at those old Celtic teams and they had the best roster by far every year. Which is why they won. They had HOF's up and down the lineup. That doesn't discount Red but it's the same point.

The best team usually wins and the Celtics were the best team.
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