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Cause of death: acute Faygo poisoning.
ZOMG! Yessss! Well played, cgp.
The baby's coffin looks like an ice chest and I see they really dressed up for the occassion. I hope when I die, my parents bust out the metal folding chairs and attend my funeral in sweatpants and sneakers.
The parents couldn't afford to go all out with what they had completely wanted for the funeral. They had planned to have a full scale ECW tables ladders and chairs match featuring ICP vs the Dudley boys. For the grand finale Rhyno would have made a special appearance and pile driven Jasmin St Claire through the Coleman cooler casket six feet straight into the grave.
NP: Dillinger Escape Plan - "Babies First Coffin"
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Sandblasted faces, no mouths to scream. Needless object always scratching. This breach in heaven irised shut. It scorns the land without even ghosts
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