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#335855 - 06/04/08 08:06 PM
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CGP..
Annabelle Scrotus was doomed to fail..
Sometimes the xy bones are tossed and "get real" is spelled out. I'm too fucked up to expound but I'm sure this touches on more than one of Panzers threads.
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#335856 - 06/04/08 08:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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What the fuck?!?!? Why take pictures of a funeral???  That sound bite is too odd. Her kid dies and her focus is on complaining about not getting her "prizes" from the radio station.
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#335858 - 06/04/08 08:43 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
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Cause of death: acute Faygo poisoning.
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#335859 - 06/04/08 09:33 PM
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#335861 - 06/04/08 10:01 PM
Re: Dead baby juggalo
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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A Juggalo is like an extreme "dead head" for group Insane Clown Posse. They wear clown make-up and other crap to emulate the group. For some reason, they are obsessed with the classic soft drink Faygo "pop" [thus the reference to it above]. Some nuts from the Northwest associated wtih this "cult" have committed/threatened violence as part of their "rituals".
DaB's little sister Ceara has been invited to join their brood, but for some reason declined enlistment.
btw, I hear that they hunt Russian Jews with enema obsessions.
EDIT TO ADD PIC:
Note the blood and the butcher's cleaver. You can also see a gun held by the figures depicted on the baby's coffin.
Edited by Fatman the Terrible (06/04/08 10:11 PM)
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#335863 - 06/05/08 01:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Pure gold, mr. product.THIS is the kind of weird we crave!
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#335864 - 06/05/08 05:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I see nothing sad here, these people shouldn't be breeding anyway. I bet mom rolled over and smothered the kid in her sleep.
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#335866 - 06/05/08 06:25 AM
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The baby's coffin looks like an ice chest
Ice chests are actually standard with baby funerals. Or so says my gay mortician cousin Kenny.
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#335868 - 06/05/08 07:05 AM
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Cause of death: acute Faygo poisoning.
ZOMG! Yessss! Well played, cgp.
The baby's coffin looks like an ice chest and I see they really dressed up for the occassion. I hope when I die, my parents bust out the metal folding chairs and attend my funeral in sweatpants and sneakers.
Oh i don't want to think of that Gia! 
So are you a juggalo too?
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#335869 - 06/05/08 09:48 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i knew this stripper who had icp's autographs tattooed on her stomach. she was really cool otherwise; we went to bingo together a few times (lol)
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#335870 - 06/05/08 11:28 AM
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Registered: 03/29/08
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i want to go to bingo with you  i only have flower tattoos though
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#335872 - 06/05/08 05:00 PM
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i am pleased to report that she had neither bingo arms nor cankles.  actually, she was really hot. i watched the husband eat her pussy once.
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#335875 - 06/05/08 05:04 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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^^^agreed. it killed itself right after its' fat assed mother dressed it in that icp onesie.
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#335876 - 06/05/08 06:15 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
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i want to go to bingo with you
i only have flower tattoos though
I thought that Bingo was only for old retired people?
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#335878 - 06/05/08 07:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Cause of death: acute Faygo poisoning.
ZOMG! Yessss! Well played, cgp.
The baby's coffin looks like an ice chest and I see they really dressed up for the occassion. I hope when I die, my parents bust out the metal folding chairs and attend my funeral in sweatpants and sneakers.
I was thinking the same thing, wtf kinda coffin is that for a babygirl? And the people look so strange in the positions they're sitting in, why are the parents dressed like that, this is all very very crazy to me. 
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#335880 - 06/06/08 09:18 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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I was thinking the same thing, wtf kinda coffin is that for a babygirl? And the people look so strange in the positions they're sitting in, why are the parents dressed like that, this is all very very crazy to me.
It's a lifestyle, a ghetto one, but a lifestyle nonetheless. I once bought an ICP cd when I was in my teens...it was ok, some of the songs were funny because of the foul language and disgusting scenarios, but to me it was no more than a gimmick album. Some people live the lifestyle, dress up, go to Juggalo gatherings, etc. Honestly, I don't get it either, but to each his/her own I guess.
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#335881 - 06/06/08 07:08 PM
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I was thinking the same thing, wtf kinda coffin is that for a babygirl? And the people look so strange in the positions they're sitting in, why are the parents dressed like that, this is all very very crazy to me.
It's a lifestyle, a ghetto one, but a lifestyle nonetheless. I once bought an ICP cd when I was in my teens...it was ok, some of the songs were funny because of the foul language and disgusting scenarios, but to me it was no more than a gimmick album. Some people live the lifestyle, dress up, go to Juggalo gatherings, etc. Honestly, I don't get it either, but to each his/her own I guess.
Fuck lifestyle, you lost your new born, you shouldnt be talking about fucking stupid music, I dont care how young you are, your old enough to fuck, put on a fucking black dress and he should wear a suit, fuck the lifestyle, its called BEYOND white fucking dirty trash.
Have2Cit is sooooo right, these types shouldnt be breeding, athough I dont know if the mom rolled over on the baby 
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#335882 - 06/06/08 08:37 PM
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other bands and groups have followings...did the Grateful Dead (no pun intented) or Phish have anyone this insane?
I think they just liked to get stoned and fuck......what happened to the good old days!
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#335885 - 06/07/08 05:04 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
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Yes, you are missing something...
She is just fat as fuck as far as I can tell, not preggers.
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#335886 - 06/07/08 06:19 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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was the kid stillborn or did it die sometime after birth? i mean, that's a decent-sized baby.
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#335887 - 06/07/08 07:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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According to the 'mother's' radio interview, it was murdered by the hospital staff a few minutes after birth. My guess is that it looked around the room and thought: "This is so not going to happen!"
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#335888 - 06/07/08 08:03 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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^^^total mercy killing
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#335890 - 06/07/08 10:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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two words: public assistance
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#335891 - 06/07/08 10:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i'm just a juggalo and life goes on without me
Found this one at Something awful. They have 16 pages of posts about this.
Some pics:
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#335893 - 06/07/08 11:02 AM
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Dayum. That shit made me spew Guinness all over my laptop. Nice. 
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#335896 - 06/07/08 02:43 PM
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Whoremaster
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Spot the Faygo! 
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#335897 - 06/07/08 03:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It just hit me, those probably are their good clothes.
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#335898 - 06/07/08 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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That SA thread is so fucking funny. If there's a Juggalo hell, I'm gonna burn...
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#335901 - 06/07/08 08:07 PM
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You're a little "Faygo" yourself, Yugo. 
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#335905 - 06/08/08 08:22 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Apparently "proper attire" for a funeral just means taking off the Kiss-wannabe face paint.
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#335907 - 06/08/08 10:44 AM
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Chekout these great prices, 2 for $0.89 - that's unheard of here in NYC:
That's for the 1 liter. So, it's not that great a price. They want 99 cents for the 2 liter.
Go to PathMark this week. They've got the whole array of Pepsi 2 liters for like 73 cents each.
Even for 1-litter its a good price. 1-litter is good to carry around. They got the 2-liter Rite Aid brand soda right now for $0.79.
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#335908 - 06/08/08 06:00 PM
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from gia jergens' erotica la pic batch 
 Gia I was to lazy to put this picture in this thread, I thought the same thing, too funny 
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#335910 - 06/09/08 07:37 AM
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from gia jergens' erotica la pic batch
I like how the banner image of jessica drake seems to be giving the viewer a resigned look of 'seriously fucking unimpressed/who the fuck let these clowns in?'...
Also, has anybody else noticed that the female clown grabbing the stap-on phallus up front seems to bear a striking facial resemblance to one Gen Padova?
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#335911 - 06/09/08 09:17 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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^^^i thought the same thing!
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#528174 - 08/27/11 04:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Bump to give a little background to mopes juggalo pic.
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#528691 - 08/31/11 10:47 PM
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#528893 - 09/03/11 06:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm sorry, but I call bullshit on the people that took this song literally. I'm no fan, other than their wrestling and branding, but I think the drubbing they took over this was a bit much. The simplicity of the concept is pretty hard to miss. Unless you're wanting to not see it. It's funny that songs in general have a tendency to the metaphorical and thematic, but somehow all that was missed this time around. I'd imagine to two guys from Detroit that made it pretty big against some pretty daunting odds, 80,000 people coming together for them is quite a miracle. I think at it's heart it's a celebration of seeing things through a kid's eyes. There's nothing wrong with that.
Hell, I won't change alight switch unless I've turned the main off myself. I always tell people electricity is magic.
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#529182 - 09/07/11 12:08 AM
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#529208 - 09/07/11 09:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Also if you haven't heard the interview early in the thread, now is the time. It took me a few minutes to notice they were playing either polka (oompah) music or some kind of circus calliope music in the background which just adds to the hilarity.
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