Here's my theory: With Gas in Connecticut being second only to California, 17-19 year old dudes taking some hot chick out on a date is now looking at such a huge investment (relative to his earnings and cash) to drive the little bitches around, the pressure to actually FUCK the chick and get a return on his investment is now overwhelming. If the chick(s) even remotely hesitate to put out and/or balk at blowing the dude(s) and gobbling cum, the overanxious males will force themsleves on the poor dumb bitches, thus increasing the incidence of RAPE. The question(s) become, "Will these rapes go unreported? Will Methamphetamine be blamed instead of Gas Price Inflationary Sexual Pressure? Will THE Pornography be wrongly scapegoated? What would Gia Jerkenz do if a dude forced himself on her in his ride in the name of exorbitant fuel costs? What would Gigi do if a bear said "Wick my Wuv Pump Now biatch! Cuz the Fuel Pump is bweeding me dwy!" Is Ceara Lunch demanding Gas Cards from her loser nation in exchange for her poop or Toenails or whatever? Would Holly Randall rather have Regular Unleaded instead of a plate full of Sausages? How long bewfore porn whores start sucking Fuel Nozzles in a symbolic depiction of selling their souls for $$$$

Da Burg shudders <SHUDDER>