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#335737 - 06/04/08 05:13 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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A nice motto they have there: "Welcome Are you addicted to pornography? It's a simple question. Are you? Have you ever decided to stop? Yeah, so have we. How long did it last for you? Have you ever had any of the following thoughts: Maybe if I just prayed more, God would take it away. Maybe if I really meant it, I would be able to keep my promise. Maybe when I get married, I won't need it anymore. Maybe God will give up on me, and I'll lose my salvation. Am I the only one trapped in this sin? You are not alone!You have questions. You have fears. We know, we've been where you are. We are right here with you. All you have to do, is join the community. We will pray for you. We will hold you accountable. We will offer advice and techniques for claiming victory over the area of sexual purity in your life. Our mission is to grow an online community where teens who are struggling with sexual purity can seek advice, prayer, and support from each other in a safe environment. The heart of this mission is lived out in our Discussion Forums. Create an account and introduce yourself!" Christianity - for those without enough suffering and problems in their lives.
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#335738 - 06/04/08 05:23 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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The podcast is fun also:
"Teh pr0ncast offers practical, Christian-oriented
advice to teens that desire to stop surfing porn
(and the other act that goes with it) but can't seem
to kick the habit."
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#335741 - 06/04/08 07:15 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/16/07
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Pornography is corrupting, destructive, insidious pollution of the mind and soul there's no doubt about it but going 180 degrees to the other extreme of "sexual purity" and "how to quit masturbating" is just swapping one insanity for another. If you feel porn is ruining your life, just don't fucking watch it and write a strongly worded letter to Tony Malice on the subject.
I'm probably an idiot to even take this site seriously; it reads like a demented parody of itself. One of the headlines in the FAQ is a rather knowing "But, but, but... WHY?" 
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#335742 - 06/04/08 08:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Porn is a lifesaver. I think back to the early-mid 1990s....every fucking time I saw a new whore for thefirst time, NONE of them would allow me to blow a load on their face or down their throats without a fucking hour long convo and promise of extra $$$...by that time my other qualities had kicked in and they were willing to do whatever...but it was a pain in the ass and huge mood killer. By the year 2000, that all changed with the proliferation of the internet and its porn offerings, and the new Open mouthed cumshots perpetrated by pornsters like Mike John and Jules "I cant reach the tripod" Jordan. Porn successfully warped chicks minds to where now, EVERY whore pretty much lets you blast her wherever....
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#335744 - 06/05/08 01:01 PM
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There were 3 last night. Looks like we all had the same idea.
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#335745 - 06/07/08 08:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Across from one of the railyards I work in, there is a large building advertising "Teens For Christ". Everytime I read their 'message', it makes me laugh.
Lawdy be, Cleetus, Iza don't wanna none of dat puzzy until Iza get married some one day! Da lawdy god would frown upon me's gettin' some 'o' dat puzzy, and I beez all damned to hell for eterznity! It gots to be PURE puzzy for me, heck ya!
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#335747 - 06/12/08 09:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#335748 - 06/12/08 10:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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What ticket & office are you running on Mr. Steward? Since Ron Paul didn't come close to making the grade (unfortunately), my vote is undecided with the two losers currently fighting for the crown.
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#335749 - 06/12/08 02:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#335750 - 11/14/08 07:03 AM
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Porn is addictive and it does tend to anaesthetise us emotionally. For this reason - rather like drug addiction it leads to breakdowns in relationships as one partner retreats into a stimulating, numbing cycle of pleasure/guilt. It is no use to yourself or anyone else to condemn yourself,you need to understand your self and your sexual energy and how it can be harnessed for so much more - for you and those close to you. Porn is just another drug out there on the market, be careful - and most of all respect yourself. Even knowing all this I still have my moments of weakness from time to time - just don't beat yourself up so much.
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#335751 - 11/14/08 09:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Loc: The 4th International
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That's a really interesting point you make there, Mickster. Please elaborate.
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#335752 - 11/14/08 05:19 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Anything that fires off the pleasure receptors in the brain can be addicting for certain people. Addiction in it's pure form is so widespread that it touches almost everything that brings people pleasure: alcohol, drugs, food, gambling, exercise, shopping, and yes, porn. I don't blame the people at Smirnoff or Heineken because I have a problem with alcohol. It's just easier to target porn specifically because it's deemed as a social taboo.
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#335753 - 11/14/08 08:49 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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Quote:
Porn is addictive and it does tend to anaesthetise us emotionally. For this reason - rather like drug addiction it leads to breakdowns in relationships as one partner retreats into a stimulating, numbing cycle of pleasure/guilt. It is no use to yourself or anyone else to condemn yourself,you need to understand your self and your sexual energy and how it can be harnessed for so much more - for you and those close to you. Porn is just another drug out there on the market, be careful - and most of all respect yourself. Even knowing all this I still have my moments of weakness from time to time - just don't beat yourself up so much.
or beat yourself OFF so much???
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#335754 - 11/14/08 09:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I was wondering why it was taking so long for my "teens against porn" account to get activated...
It dawns on me now that I probably shouldn't have replied to their email using an address with "XXX" in it.
We'll see.
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#335756 - 12/06/08 06:22 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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The teens on that website haven't been skullfucked by Jesus. They just haven't found the right porn for them. My guess is they can only get their hands on comp dvds and all things Vivid. All is not lost. Jesus will guide their cocks to the proper titles when the time is right, then they will be filled with as much lovehate as the rest of us pervs.
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#335758 - 12/13/08 11:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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The teens on that website haven't been skullfucked by Jesus. They just haven't found the right porn for them. My guess is they can only get their hands on comp dvds and all things Vivid. All is not lost. Jesus will guide their cocks to the proper titles when the time is right, then they will be filled with as much lovehate as the rest of us pervs.
Or, they'll get married to a counterpart who is an opposite gender mirror of themselves, who might be a fuckin' heifer, have 6-8 kids with her & settle down into lifelessness because he'll never be able to afford retirement with all the spawn he created because the stupid bible thumpers don't believe in contraceptives.
Phew.
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#335760 - 12/14/08 11:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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^^^ Which leads me to request that sometime in your life you listen to George Carlin: Back In Town.
The opening line is (non verbatim)...
Why.....Why.....Why is it, why is it, that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place!?
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#335761 - 12/15/08 01:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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just out of curiosity, did carlin ever do a bit about the irony of the tree huggers fighting for the right to life of every tree, plant, dog, cat, amoeba and convicted criminal on death row compared to unborn children?
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#335762 - 12/15/08 02:37 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/15/07
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Loc: in your white wife
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#335763 - 12/19/08 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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just out of curiosity, did carlin ever do a bit about the irony of the tree huggers fighting for the right to life of every tree, plant, dog, cat, amoeba and convicted criminal on death row compared to unborn children?
Off-hand, I dunno. But I know he compared it to chickens, something to the effect of...
'If you make an omelette, is that committing abortion?'
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#335765 - 12/19/08 04:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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@gokkunfan:
Can you please explain the role of the rooster in the reproductive cycle of chickens?
I'm curious about how "chicken eggs aren't fertilized".
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