Across from one of the railyards I work in, there is a large building advertising "Teens For Christ". Everytime I read their 'message', it makes me laugh.

Lawdy be, Cleetus, Iza don't wanna none of dat puzzy until Iza get married some one day! Da lawdy god would frown upon me's gettin' some 'o' dat puzzy, and I beez all damned to hell for eterznity! It gots to be PURE puzzy for me, heck ya!