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#335649 - 12/20/08 12:38 AM
Re: How do you tip in USA ?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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It's fine to tip strippers/whores/etc with drugs. That's just tipping. Paying them with it would be messed up unless that was discussed and agreed upon beforehand.
+1 ....What the nonboring, enigmatically hott, retired professional cumgobbler/photographic ar-teest said... 
I've given you a glimpse, tatty, into how it works with whores and drugs. Strippers are a subset of the typical, functional addict group of whores I concern myself with when the mood hits. You only want those chicks who still have their looks, and STILL derive intense pleasure from their drug of choice (nothing worse than when I find a semi-hott_or_better girl who has a tolerance for Oxy/opiates close to my own, I never attain that 90 minute interval of "Burg-phoria" where she is just soooooo happy to be with me ...)
Weed/Pot is ok to TIP with, depending of course on several factors (such as how good your pot is and WHAT the primary service she did for you encompassed....if it is something as basic as a few good lappy laps in the VIP room whereby she lustfully paid atention to your raging hardon, or even a healthy sloppy BJ, then a nice little baggie of high quality weed is just as acceptable as a few extra bucks, probably more appreciated if the stripper/whore is successful in general at whats he does.)
Harder, more expensive and more serious/risky drugs than POT are a more complicated medium of exchange and service when it cums to whores. Someday when I am REALLY REALLY bored I will put together a official chart of drugs-to-debauchery exchange rates. The tough part of the whole subject for both parties to swallow (pun intended and warranted), is that you cant employ a strict DOLLAR value relationship when trying to figure out what is an appropriate amount of drugs to give in exchange for a specific act of debauchery or physical pleasure. ANd that is due to the many NON-dollar factors and value associated with a Ho and her specific chemical romance.
You've all read my allusions to the times when I have rescued a few damsels in distress from the Nightmare hell of opiate withdrawal. A Whore with a 15-20 Vicodin or Percocet habit a day (or more), who is a wreck because her dealer was recently busted and she is too fucked up to present before a doctor without getting busted for being in withdrawal, and who has already alienated her regular whore friends because she has stolen pills from them in the past...well, she will basically become your TOTAL love slave for the better part of a evening (several hours at least) if you can be a captain save a ho by giving her what she desperately needs ........ Now consider the math here: A vicodin ES tablet will be anywhere from 5 to 10 bucks on the street. 10 of these suckers will typically cost about 50-75 bucks or more depending on supply. A fairly hott functional stripper/whore who gobbles 15 vics a day under normal circumstances might charge a john 400-500 bucks per hour for a "GFE"-type encounter outside the stripclub at his hotel/motel nearby...for arguments sake, lets say that the "$500 hour" of GFE involves one condom-less BJ with splooge on her face, and one condom-yess simple straightforward doggie/missionary fuck (with optional "Pull out and Pull condom off and splooge on whore's tits" instead of just a dry creampie.) We'll leave room for a modest 10-20% tip in some form as well...
THAT scenario is shortcircuited and bypassed by the whore's URGENT & pressing need of the moment when and if she is jonesing...if you ever meet a poor, HOTT little lamb trying to work a shift in a club while in withdrawal, you my friend have hit a potetnial jackpot. The economics of whoredom give way to something more primal. But even in the case where you meet a functional hottie in a strip club who is NOT in withdrawal but still has a Percocet or Xanax habit that is always on her mind. Never forget tales of porn whores abandoning concerned would-be boyfriends (and crippled would-be benefactors) so she can drive 45 minutes out of her way to possibly score a stash of Xanax bars. You can HAVE this $500 per hour hottie for significantly LESS than 500 bucks per hour IF you have a certain number of whatever her pill (or drug) of choice might be. 30 percocets, normal street value in a big city of around 150-200 bucks, might be enough to get you that one full hour of GFE Loving with the object d' ejac rubbing her ass in your crotch at that very moment....
As you can clearly see, the possibilities and potential scenarios and applications are endless. BUT remember, ALWAYS be careful not to get BUSTED. Never get involved with a whore you dont get a good vibe off of or who gives you pause...best to get to know her first with a few preliminary visits and so-called "DRY RUNS" (instead of going for a intense and hott Blowjob with cumplay and swallowing, nonchalantly settle in for a simple basic handjob scenario.)
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#335650 - 12/20/08 09:39 AM
Re: How do you tip in USA ?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Thanks, B. I'm a little gun-shy about having anything other than the chron around, as harder stuff tends to make broads unpredictable (and I don't need them telling their driver etc. that I'm holding).
Y'know I'm not a big fan of getting it on at the peeler joint. My tattooer friend once said that he never lets a peeler do anything to him in there because he's freaked out by all the sweaty asses of the guys who were there before. But since you got your own chair...
Edited by tattypatty (12/20/08 09:39 AM)
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