Redskin Tight End Chris Cooley posted these pictures of his finacee, Christy, on his blog:




Christy was fired after they found out she was dating him. The just got hitched.

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Her

I find the photo of his fiance lying on his collection of soiled ex-girlfriends' panties deeply disturbing.

What would happen to her in the all-male prison cell?

How much does this idiot make per year? I hate the fucking Redskins so I have no clue as to Cooley's contract status, but if he is pulling 750K per I hope to fuck he got some type of prenup...she doesnt strike me as a golddigger but rather totally fucking stupid (the kind of blonde bimbette who balances her checkbook on top of her head)...she will bankrupt the guy in a sea of mailorder red ink.

How ironic...I just had lunch today with yet another friend of Many Years who is in marital hell because he cheated on his formerly hott/now totally fat wife of 17 years with His brother's sister-in-law (his brother's wife's sister) who happens to be 15 years younger and totally hott in a Teagan-Like manner. My friend is fairly well off and does indeed have a lot to lose (not the least of which are three really cool kids....I mean for kids under 12 yrs old, they REALLY are good kids.)

The way I understand this is it happened on a family Vacation in Rhode Island late last summer...He said he just zeroed in and locked on the Hott sister-in-law's gorgeous ass, something his wife used to have until she became addicted to Klondike bars and Dove Chocolate. Late one night, on a beach when everyone else was sleeping, he encountered the <Teagan>Sister-in-law<Teagan> and before he knew what was happening, according to him, his dick was somehow up her ass and she was loving it (She apparently said "Your dick fits perfectly, I never felt such a perfect fit before!" and that sent him over the edge)....and thus began a 7-1/2 month torrid affair that has now wrecked the lives of a whole slew of people. All because it feels good to stick your dick up an ass that is as gorgeous as Teagan's. This brings the total to 11 or so of my friends over the last 15 years who have suffered marital shipwreck, predominantly because they just HAVE to know what it feels like fucking, or what it looks like splooging into, some hott YOUNGER woman other than their wife. My predilection for a couple nice whores every month seems pretty efficient and wise and economical, not to mention emotionally painless, right now.....What a lovely fucking world....


Personally, as nice as Teagan's ass is, if I were going to wreck my marriage of 17 years and fuck my kids up for life, I'd have to have an ass AT least as awesome as Gia J's, but thats just moi....

1. Cooley signed a 6-year $30 Million contract last year. $14 Million was guaranteed.


2. You find Gia's ass superior to Teagan's? Interesting.