Andrea Wild's first day in porn was today and if there are slight bruises on the insides of her knees, it is because they were violently knocking. This Italian-Irish-Persian 19-year-old was admittedly nervous about turning into a slut on camera. After all, she had only slept with 13 men in her life. She overcame the butterflies in her stomach by replacing them with salty semen.

Andrea Wild


Doggie:


If you can't see her inner beauty...


look closer.


What Gag Factor could look like...

Um...I'm not wild about her?

Brandon, how often do the whores you shoot have an actual porn career and how often do they commit suicide when they realize what they've done?

P.S. Do I need to add you to my sig?

Her boobs remind me of a certain pair of eyes...

The careers can last as little as 15 minutes. Warhol was right.

She bears the burden to resemble pretty a bit.

That is rather bad.

And popular culture is vulgar anyway.

Brandon, was she subsidized by the Flat Foot Indian tribe?

I would do her.

There's no joking matter when it comes to you licking your own jizz from her rectum.

I was referring to the texture of her anus, asshat. Some assholes are nice to the touch; others are tolerated. You, Sir, are neither. You are a lost turd floating in life's toilet bowl, stuck going around in circles without the means to pull yourself out. You cling to your meaningless existence while others do their business above you. I am doing my business....here on this board....above you. A great turbo flush is coming, Klingon, and your burial shroud will be 10 squares of Downy Extra Soft 2-ply as you careen down the pipes to a sea of despair. There'll be no sleeping with the fishes for you. You will be eaten by the bottom feeders (again, cue the jokes...) and shat out of fish butts in an endless cycle of crap that mirrors your sad life on land.

1- is it just me or is she slightly paralized in the left side of her face??

2- Doesn't that last pic belong in the "She's Dead Inside" Eyes thread?

Uhm...no. I nailed "it." Andrea has a name, y'know. Be kind.

I will continue to put my head into the mouths of the tigers I meet. Do not fear the whores but do not look them in the eye either. For God's sakes, do not turn your back on them.

Well just dont forget to take your valtrex and be careful.

I'll take your Valtrex and my Valtrex together.

C is for Cookie, and that's good enough for me.