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#334847 - 05/30/08 04:51 AM As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts Rise
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NY Times
By SUSAN SAULNY
Published: May 30, 2008

The bandit pulled his truck to the back of a Burger King in Northern California one afternoon last month armed with a hose and a tank. After rummaging around assorted restaurant rubbish, he dunked a tube into a smelly storage bin and, the police said, vacuumed out about 300 gallons of grease.

The man was caught before he could slip away. In his truck, the police found 2,500 gallons of used fryer grease, indicating that the Burger King had not been his first fast-food craving of the day.

Outside Seattle, cooking oil rustling has become such a problem that the owners of the Olympia Pizza and Pasta Restaurant in Arlington, Wash., are considering using a surveillance camera to keep watch on its 50-gallon grease barrel. Nick Damianidis, an owner, said the barrel had been hit seven or eight times since last summer by siphoners who strike in the night.

“Fryer grease has become gold,” Mr. Damianidis said. “And just over a year ago, I had to pay someone to take it away.”


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#334848 - 05/30/08 04:52 AM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts Rise
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Anyone else remember "Argon Energy" from "Kentucky Fried Movie"??

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#334849 - 05/30/08 05:27 AM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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I just paid $3.99 for a gallon of gas. Fuck that shit man... the whole country's screwed.
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#334850 - 05/30/08 05:28 AM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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I've seen it over $4 for quite a while in NY. From what I've seen, it's still under $4 in NJ.
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#334851 - 05/30/08 09:07 AM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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I filled up at $3.67 per gallon this morning.
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#334852 - 05/30/08 09:09 AM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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$3.78 on Wednesday

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#334853 - 05/30/08 10:48 AM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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$4.11 in South Bay. Fucking thieves.
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#334854 - 05/30/08 03:04 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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$4.19 here in l.a. I used to never even look at gas prices.

Anyway, restaurant chains should start loking into selling their leftover grease, but they probably won't. God forbid corporations do anything resembling sustainability.
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#334855 - 05/30/08 03:13 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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Here in Australia its about $1.60 per litre which is over $6 a gallon. Are there any smart people over there who can think of a cheap alternate fuel source? Maybe JM Productions can come up with something?

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#334856 - 05/30/08 03:17 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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Maybe JM Productions can come up with something?




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#334857 - 05/30/08 03:27 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts Rise
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£1.18 a litre (UK) That's $2.30 a UK litre. Or $10.43 a UK gallon. Think US gallon is less than UK gallon?

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#334858 - 05/30/08 03:36 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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Are there any smart people over there who can think of a cheap alternate fuel source? Maybe JM Productions can come up with something?




When I shot the last bukkake, I noticed many bukkake boys were carpooling more than usual.
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#334859 - 05/30/08 04:01 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts Rise
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Last week, I paid EUR 1.569 per litre. This makes approx. EUR 5.94 per gallon (1 liquid gallon = 3.785 litre).

Now, hold on:







This equals USD 9.26 per gallon. And rising....
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#334860 - 05/30/08 09:15 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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When I shot the last bukkake, I noticed many bukkake boys were carpooling more than usual.




"Carpool Bukkake."

The opening scene features mopes disembarking ala clown-car-style.

Trunks are opened and the minority mopes spill out.
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#334861 - 05/30/08 09:22 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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#334862 - 05/30/08 11:20 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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$4.26 a gallon here in San Diego. Gas has gotten so expensive it's limited my travel plans. There is a great party I want to go to in LA tomorrow but I'm not going to go. Just the gas will cost me $35-40.
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#334863 - 05/31/08 01:10 AM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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$4.00 get's me to work and back home. I think thats its a good deal. Sure, there are many Chinese and ugly people in the subway, but for $4.00 I shouldnt complain much.

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#334864 - 05/31/08 02:25 AM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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Here's the highest gas prices in southwest Connecticut.




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#334865 - 05/31/08 02:38 AM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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The arab sheiks must be laughing their asses off and having a great times while saying "look at these American, forking off their dollars to the ragheads like us while we do nothing, muahahahhahaha".

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#334866 - 05/31/08 07:37 AM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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$4.00 get's me to work and back home. I think thats its a good deal. Sure, there are many Chinese and ugly people in the subway, but for $4.00 I shouldnt complain much.


it costs four dollars to ride the subway? that's insane! when i lived in boston it was 85 cents a trip, unless you were going way the fuck out to newton or something.
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#334867 - 05/31/08 01:24 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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it's $2.00 each way. Cheaper if you have the monthly MetroCard. Cheaper still if you're in the TransitCheck program, which automatically deducts the fee in pre-tax dollars from your paycheck, so you lower your overall tax liability at the end of the year.

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#334868 - 05/31/08 06:13 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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$4.00 get's me to work and back home. I think thats its a good deal. Sure, there are many Chinese and ugly people in the subway, but for $4.00 I shouldnt complain much.


it costs four dollars to ride the subway? that's insane! when i lived in boston it was 85 cents a trip, unless you were going way the fuck out to newton or something.



The prices here in NYC are unfortunate. I think that government should be paying me to ride the subway.

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#334869 - 05/31/08 06:46 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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Maybe JM Productions can come up with something?




Oh, No! There's a Negro in my Gas Tank!





Jimbo left out the main religions.

Happy hypocrisy.
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#334870 - 05/31/08 06:51 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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#334871 - 06/01/08 01:45 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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£1.18 a litre (UK) That's $2.30 a UK litre. Or $10.43 a UK gallon. Think US gallon is less than UK gallon?




Yep, approximately:

1 UK Gallon = 4.5 litres
1 US Gallon = 3.8 litres
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#334872 - 06/01/08 08:05 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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That's why I gave up a car, fuck that, my Metro card gets me anywhere in NYC in 20 minutes tops.
If I have to go far, a friend will take me and I will throw her/him 20 for gas or take car service. We are so fucked in the country.

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#334873 - 06/02/08 04:20 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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That's why I gave up a car, fuck that, my Metro card gets me anywhere in NYC in 20 minutes tops.
If I have to go far, a friend will take me and I will throw her/him 20 for gas or take car service. We are so fucked in the country.



Let's all ride steam powered bicycles!

Would these price hikes will affect the ass oil too?

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#334874 - 06/07/08 01:23 AM Locking fuel caps for autos in high demand
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Locking fuel caps for autos are back in high demand
BY MICHELLE TRAURING AND ARIELLE BRECHISCI | lidesk@newsday.com
10:32 PM EDT, June 6, 2008

John Martone went to a Glen Cove auto parts store Friday, intent on buying two locking fuel caps.

He'll have to wait until Monday, as White Dog Auto Parts was sold out of caps for his 2000 Buick and 2002 Cadillac SLS.

Martone, 76, of Glen Cove, said he doesn't know of anyone who's been the victim of stolen gas, but he wanted to buy the caps as a precaution.

"It's worthwhile for thieves to steal my gas, with gas prices the way they are," said Martone, who's in the roofing business.

As the cost to fill 'er up keeps going up, locking fuel caps are flying off the shelves of Long Island auto parts stores. Some buyers have been victims of stolen gas, but most are doing it as a preventive measure because gas prices are so high, store managers and workers said.


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#334875 - 06/07/08 05:10 AM Re: Locking fuel caps for autos in high demand
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It just cost me over $80 to fill up my car yesterday... $4.35 a gallon.

If I wasn't telecommuting 75% of the time I would be F'd in the A right now.
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#334876 - 06/07/08 03:39 PM Re: As Oil Prices Soar, Restaurant Grease Thefts R
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I filled up at $3.67 per gallon this morning.




I filled up again last night at the same price. However practically every station except where I filled up at is at $3.79 now.
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