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#334689 - 05/29/08 07:51 PM One bad influence away from porn.
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Sometimes I see chicks on TV and I can't help but think that they were one bad influence away from sucking dick on film for money. Whenever I see Heidi Montag I get that feeling. And it's a damn shame because she would have been a good whore.

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#334690 - 05/29/08 10:30 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
gia jordan Offline
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Are you freaking kidding?!!! Heidi Montag would be the biggest cum dodger ever and "g/g only unless it's with my boyfriend and with condoms." I want to punch her in the face.
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#334691 - 05/29/08 10:51 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Are you freaking kidding?!!! Heidi Montag would be the biggest cum dodger ever and "g/g only unless it's with my boyfriend and with condoms." I want to punch her in the face.


Same here, she had to have certain cosmetic surgery done to her because of all the picking they did on her in school, give me a fucking break, you wanted to do it, own up to it.

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#334692 - 05/29/08 11:23 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
pretty Offline
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her implants are soooooooooo pretty
id totally watch porn of her just to see them
did she do playboy or anything?
if not she should
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#334693 - 05/29/08 11:23 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Quote:

Are you freaking kidding?!!! Heidi Montag would be the biggest cum dodger ever and "g/g only unless it's with my boyfriend and with condoms." I want to punch her in the face.




You can just look at the whore and tell she doesn't do anal.
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#334694 - 05/29/08 11:25 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Are you freaking kidding?!!! Heidi Montag would be the biggest cum dodger ever and "g/g only unless it's with my boyfriend and with condoms." I want to punch her in the face.




I don't know. I see her as a Cindy Crawford type.

She'd probably be a cum dodger and have the Julie Meadows tight lip approach early on. But as the kicked in, she'd step up the

Who do you guys think would have been a good whore on film? And don't fucking say Angelina Jolie. It's too obvious.

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#334695 - 05/29/08 11:44 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Exactly. Send her to college and get her doing a little yayo. Then she hits the pole ' just to cover school costs'. Then she's....
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#334696 - 05/30/08 02:59 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Quote:

Quote:

Are you freaking kidding?!!! Heidi Montag would be the biggest cum dodger ever and "g/g only unless it's with my boyfriend and with condoms." I want to punch her in the face.


Same here, she had to have certain cosmetic surgery done to her because of all the picking they did on her in school, give me a fucking break, you wanted to do it, own up to it.




Cum dodging doesn't bother me [e.g., my worship of Casey Parker], and you can often convince them into b/g once they've started with g/g.

Ren: Breast augmentation, rhinoplasty and peer inferiority are all par for porn.


So is saying stupid things. She said she was a Republican and was voting for McCain. Turns out she never even registered to vote.

SOURCE


I see no reason for any of this to keep Gia from punching her face.

Punch away.
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#334697 - 05/30/08 04:39 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Quote:

"g/g only unless it's with my boyfriend and with condoms."




This type of activity should be OUTLAWED! PW's in this category should be

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#334698 - 05/30/08 04:43 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Anonymous
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Quote:

You can just look at the whore and tell she doesn't do anal.




She then should be paired up with "male talent" that has been known to have 'surprise buttsex' with his female counterparts.

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#334699 - 05/30/08 06:18 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Two More. Bai is a DP queen and Kendra would be doing a lot of Interracial.



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#334700 - 05/30/08 07:28 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Are you freaking kidding?!!! Heidi Montag would be the biggest cum dodger ever and "g/g only unless it's with my boyfriend and with condoms." I want to punch her in the face.


Same here, she had to have certain cosmetic surgery done to her because of all the picking they did on her in school, give me a fucking break, you wanted to do it, own up to it.




Cum dodging doesn't bother me [e.g., my worship of Casey Parker], and you can often convince them into b/g once they've started with g/g.

Ren: Breast augmentation, rhinoplasty and peer inferiority are all par for porn.


So is saying stupid things. She said she was a Republican and was voting for McCain. Turns out she never even registered to vote.

SOURCE


I see no reason for any of this to keep Gia from punching her face.

Punch away.


She's a dumb whore, she was supposed to marry that guy I dont know their names cause I've never watched one episode and never will. So what you're saying is she did all that cause she's gonna do porno? Is that for real? Or are you just being a smart ass? She looks pretty good to me, I didnt really think she needed all that done to herself she was pretty and sexy before, now she looks like eveyone else, how unoriginal!!

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#334701 - 05/30/08 08:20 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Quote:

So is saying stupid things. She said she was a Republican and was voting for McCain. Turns out she never even registered to vote.

SOURCE

I see no reason for any of this to keep Gia from punching her face.




This is reason enough to punch anyone in the face. McCain is a stupid old man, and she's a stupid wanna-be whore.
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#334702 - 06/01/08 04:43 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
destro Offline
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bai ling is a fucking walking wreck of human shit.
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#334703 - 03/02/09 11:23 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Tila was inches away from going into full blown porn and then somehow she got a tiny amount of mainstream success. But she has all the qualities of a porn whore. Implants? Check Addiction to shopping? Check. Fame Whore? Check. Digs chicks? Check.

A shame, because who wouldn't want to see her get DP'd?

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#334704 - 03/03/09 03:58 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
John West Fan Offline
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Registered: 11/23/04
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I figure it's only a matter of time before she's on video taking on several well endowed black gentlemen.





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#334705 - 03/03/09 04:20 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Are you freaking kidding?!!! Heidi Montag would be the biggest cum dodger ever and "g/g only unless it's with my boyfriend and with condoms." I want to punch her in the face.




and all whores from the The Hills

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#334706 - 03/03/09 04:35 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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The first person to post a Scarlett Johansson pic gets
A damn good kickin. I hate that fucken whore.


Ohh and....
Tila looks like a fucken insect and I'd like to tear out Bai Lings throat and use her windpipe like a Fleshlight.
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#334707 - 03/03/09 04:50 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
butterman Offline
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She will do hardcore - a little meth or coke habit will help it along.


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#334708 - 03/03/09 04:52 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Quote:

She will do hardcore - a little meth or coke habit will help it along.






Who are you talking about, rockstar ?
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#334709 - 03/03/09 05:18 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
John West Fan Offline
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Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 663
Quote:

The first person to post a Scarlett Johansson pic gets
A damn good kickin. I hate that fucken whore.




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Edited by John West Fan (03/03/09 05:19 PM)

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#334710 - 03/03/09 05:27 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Someone once mentioned you had a certain "bent" to you.
You agreed to leave it be.
Deja vu?


(btw that pic really makes me hate her)
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#334711 - 03/04/09 12:50 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
This bitch



Kayne West's new gf Amber Rose. I doubt that's her real name. Her name alone screams porn. I can picture her fucking and sucking her way to a TT Boy/ Evasive Angels contract. And the elastic waistband totally fits in at PSK.


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#334712 - 03/04/09 08:32 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Nice shoes though.

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#334713 - 03/04/09 09:31 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
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Quote:

This bitch



Kayne West's new gf Amber Rose. I doubt that's her real name. Her name alone screams porn. I can picture her fucking and sucking her way to a TT Boy/ Evasive Angels contract. And the elastic waistband totally fits in at PSK.




I would say she's got Kanye's fashion sense, but she's not dressed like a 12 year-old suburban white kid.

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#334714 - 03/04/09 01:53 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Good call on Amber Rose. She used to be a stripper too which is a good starting point for porn. If she had never started in music videos she would have been on her way. Just one bad influence away.
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#334715 - 03/04/09 02:29 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
jeff jordan Offline
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And her purse looks like vage. Whadia think she keeps in there?
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#334716 - 03/04/09 02:35 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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My latest crush. I've read this chick's a freak.



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#334717 - 03/04/09 02:42 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
LouCypher Offline
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Loc: fortified
Thats the whore from Transformers.. right?
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#334718 - 03/04/09 02:47 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
jeff jordan Offline
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Yea.. Megan Foxx.

She constantly transforms my wang from flaccid to petrified.
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#334719 - 03/04/09 06:32 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

This bitch










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#334720 - 03/04/09 07:08 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Perverted Offline
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Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
Give The Pervert enough time with this daddy's girl, and I will transform her into a sick, depraved whore!
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#334721 - 03/04/09 07:30 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
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Quote:

This bitch



Kayne West's new gf Amber Rose. I doubt that's her real name. Her name alone screams porn. I can picture her fucking and sucking her way to a TT Boy/ Evasive Angels contract. And the elastic waistband totally fits in at PSK.





She's got the goods that's for sure....



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#334722 - 03/04/09 07:34 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Sonny Chiba Offline
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I also keep waiting for Ice-T to let this one off the leash...



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#334723 - 03/04/09 07:41 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
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Here's another- Tara Reid (AMERICAN PIE) wearing something from the Sunny Lane couture collection. I swore she was one drunken blackout away from joining the celebrity sex tape bandwagon.




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#334724 - 03/04/09 07:46 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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This one's got too much money for it, but if Billy Ray spends all her money like Gary Coleman's parents did you never know...



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#334725 - 03/04/09 07:50 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Sonny Chiba Offline
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And of course the entire cast of Rock Of Love Tour Bus...





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#334726 - 03/04/09 11:48 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Good call on Coco. If she hadn't hooked up with Ice T she would have been on the road. She was already doing a lot of nude modeling and it was getting progressively harder. I was thinking of posting her as well.

Miley Cyrus, Megan Fox, Tara Reid....no chance.
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#334727 - 03/05/09 01:02 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
steveb Offline
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Quote:

Good call on Coco. If she hadn't hooked up with Ice T she would have been on the road. She was already doing a lot of nude modeling and it was getting progressively harder. I was thinking of posting her as well.

Miley Cyrus, Megan Fox, Tara Reid....no chance.



Their fame slips a bit and someone suggests a sex tape...

Ok so that's old hat these days, but there would be a market.
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#334728 - 03/05/09 07:59 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Quote:

My latest crush. I've read this chick's a freak.






Is it sad that the first thing I noticed was how bad ass her Star Wars shirt was?
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#334729 - 03/05/09 05:50 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Blue Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
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I can't believe nobody included Amy Whorehouse in this list.
I know, we all have seen some really bad pics of her, but I've seen some really good ones too, and it seems the makeup artiest in porn can hang with anyone.
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#334730 - 03/05/09 06:17 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
jeff jordan Offline
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This bitch is beat-up from the feet-up.

Pass.




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#334731 - 03/05/09 06:20 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
jeff jordan Offline
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Quote:

Is it sad that the first thing I noticed was how bad ass her Star Wars shirt was?




I don't know. How many musicals have you been to this year?
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#334732 - 03/05/09 06:35 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
FilthFan Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Is it sad that the first thing I noticed was how bad ass her Star Wars shirt was?




I don't know. How many musicals have you been to this year?





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#334733 - 03/06/09 08:07 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Is it sad that the first thing I noticed was how bad ass her Star Wars shirt was?




I don't know. How many musicals have you been to this year?




Haha, this year, zero.
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#334734 - 03/09/09 09:03 PM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Shauna Sand asking her 9-year-old daughter if she wants to do Playboy.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/09/shaunas-playboy-dreams-for-9-year-old-daughter/



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#334735 - 03/27/09 12:12 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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I have no idea how it's possible that Jodie Marsh never did porn. Just look at this chick. She's given up on men and is a lesbian now, she's got god awful tattoo's, she dresses like a whore every chance she gets.... it just goes on an on. She dodged the porn bullet by inches.

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#334736 - 03/27/09 07:16 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
JRV Offline
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Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:


She dodged the porn bullet by inches.




From the looks of it I'd say that it was porn that dodged the bullet...
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#334737 - 03/27/09 08:43 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Is that a Buddy Holly tat?

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#334738 - 03/27/09 08:55 AM Re: One bad influence away from porn.
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Is that a Buddy Holly tat?




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