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#334534 - 05/29/08 02:23 PM
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#334535 - 05/29/08 02:40 PM
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#334536 - 05/29/08 02:47 PM
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many of those photos look doctored... but she is pretty fricken ugly
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#334537 - 05/29/08 03:09 PM
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 Sarah Jessica Parker does not look like a horse... The horse is much better looking!
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#334538 - 05/29/08 03:42 PM
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This is old news, folks. Honestly, she'd be prettier if she had her nose done and lanced that bump off her chin. She was pretty when she was younger because little imperfections like that add character when you're young but are downright aging once you hit your 30's.
Hopefully, the red carpet for SATC had some grass for her to munch on en route to the glue factory. Speaking of munching, Cynthia Nixon's gf wasn't there. Wtf?
So sick of this movie all all these twits from the fly-over states moving to the city, McHattaning it even more.
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#334539 - 05/29/08 03:55 PM
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I thought she had nose surgery. http://www.momono.org/arts_and_culture/26-sarah-jessica-parkerShe's just not very attractive. End of story.
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#334540 - 05/29/08 04:00 PM
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Child please. Bitch didn't have shit done. The straighter hair makes features look more streamline. If she did, she should've gone all the way with it.
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#334543 - 05/29/08 06:10 PM
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In the immortal words of Benny Hill: She went in for a face lift, and when the doctors saw what was under there they let it drop again.
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#334546 - 06/02/08 11:07 AM
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Yeah me and the boyz grabbed a 6 pack of Zima's and saw it twice.  Dumbass.
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#334547 - 06/02/08 11:20 AM
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#334549 - 06/02/08 12:16 PM
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The chicks from Iowa or whatever lined up to see the movie can't walk in heels. Comedy.
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#334550 - 06/02/08 01:17 PM
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I saw Sarah J @ the MTV movie awards last night. She actually didn't look too bad, but her hands are full of veins and she goes into this serious look like she can't breathe when starring at something.
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