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#334534 - 05/29/08 02:23 PM SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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#334535 - 05/29/08 02:40 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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#334536 - 05/29/08 02:47 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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many of those photos look doctored... but she is pretty fricken ugly


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#334537 - 05/29/08 03:09 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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Sarah Jessica Parker does not look like a horse...

The horse is much better looking!
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#334538 - 05/29/08 03:42 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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This is old news, folks. Honestly, she'd be prettier if she had her nose done and lanced that bump off her chin. She was pretty when she was younger because little imperfections like that add character when you're young but are downright aging once you hit your 30's.

Hopefully, the red carpet for SATC had some grass for her to munch on en route to the glue factory. Speaking of munching, Cynthia Nixon's gf wasn't there. Wtf?

So sick of this movie all all these twits from the fly-over states moving to the city, McHattaning it even more.
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#334539 - 05/29/08 03:55 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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I thought she had nose surgery.

http://www.momono.org/arts_and_culture/26-sarah-jessica-parker


She's just not very attractive. End of story.
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#334540 - 05/29/08 04:00 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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Child please. Bitch didn't have shit done. The straighter hair makes features look more streamline. If she did, she should've gone all the way with it.
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#334541 - 05/29/08 04:01 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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#334542 - 05/29/08 04:11 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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I think she actually HAS had her nose, at least, modified to some degree. She's one of those NYC celebs you see in the street all the time, and that thing looks a lot smaller now, believe it or not. She's also really tiny, so the whole package looks a lot better in person. Photos seem to inflate the scope of her horsiness.

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#334543 - 05/29/08 06:10 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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In the immortal words of Benny Hill:
She went in for a face lift, and when the doctors saw what was under there they let it drop again.
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#334544 - 06/01/08 10:28 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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She has to get rid of the witch wart definitely. She looked okay at the NYC premiere, but as a fan of the show even Im tired of hearing about it. It didnt get great reviews on this end.

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#334545 - 06/01/08 11:28 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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Did anyone seen the movie yet?

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#334546 - 06/02/08 11:07 AM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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Yeah me and the boyz grabbed a 6 pack of Zima's and saw it twice.

Dumbass.

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#334547 - 06/02/08 11:20 AM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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Yeah me and the boyz grabbed a 6 pack of Zima's and saw it twice.

Dumbass.




Hahahahahaha

What, no wine coolers????
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#334548 - 06/02/08 11:24 AM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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Ok, so I just now noticed the ads on this site. Typically I just ignore them, but this is probably the funniest part of the page.




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#334549 - 06/02/08 12:16 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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The chicks from Iowa or whatever lined up to see the movie can't walk in heels. Comedy.
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#334550 - 06/02/08 01:17 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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I saw Sarah J @ the MTV movie awards last night. She actually didn't look too bad, but her hands are full of veins and she goes into this serious look like she can't breathe when starring at something.
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#334551 - 06/02/08 01:37 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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It would appear that the consensus is that Sarah Jessica Parker would be a fine fit for Brandon Iron's sites. I look forward to seeing him post her pix in the Website Talk forum.
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#334552 - 06/02/08 04:18 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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The chicks from Iowa or whatever lined up to see the movie can't walk in heels. Comedy.




There are plenty of young NY/NJ natives who adore these idiots, as well.
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#334553 - 06/02/08 04:27 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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There are plenty of young NY/NJ natives who adore these idiots, as well.




True, but they didn't spend $16,000 to come here for the premiere, only to get turned away at the door.

Yeah, I know: They didn't either, their dipshit parents did, but still...

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#334554 - 06/02/08 04:36 PM Re: SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse dot com
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There are plenty of young NY/NJ natives who adore these idiots, as well.




True, but they didn't spend $16,000 to come here for the premiere, only to get turned away at the door.

Yeah, I know: They didn't either, their dipshit parents did, but still...




I saw that 2,000 or so ticketholders got turned away ...

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