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Mr. Burg was Hailey or however the fuck she spells it taking Heroin also?



How the fuck should I know? What do ya think, I piss tested her in my Hotel room? I feel conflicted over the girl now, I dont know why....there was a time, before she chose Jim South (Sammy Davis) Junior Junior over my metallic crippled ass when I liked her, not so much for any physical attraction, but because SHE WAS chemicaly impaired. Call it a fetish of mine...I like it when chicks slur their words during dinner convo and nod out in my lap back in my hotel room...I dont molest them or whack off on them while they are passed out, but having the chance to do so is stimulating enough.

FYI -- I would NEVER molest or jerk off on Holly if she were passed out in my lap. Gigi? Definitely..... Gia J? I'd flip a coin to decide on her...... Ceara? No, not because she is my surrogate little sister, but because she might enjoy it and sell my crusty splooge for a profit to some loser who is a Serial Killer-in-training and would plant my DNA at some future crime scene and I would be nailed and die in prison with Scott Peterson. Fuck that.
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