Based on some posts he left in the secret moderator forum, Conky is trying to arrange an extended POV scene with DaBurglar, Hailey Young, Christie Lee, and Isabel Ice. In the scene, Christie fornicates platonically with Isabel, making lots of "pizza and poo" jokes, while Hailey Young injects herself with heroin. Then the whores disrobe and sit at Burg's feet...or wheels...whatever, and watch him type one of his extended XPT posts on a laptop. Thirty minutes later, the whores have all fallen asleep...Burg hits the "continue" button and realizes he has burned a the "Dell" logo on his leg.

As Mon* would say, "Logistics big heap time here...and many wampum."