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#334420 - 05/28/08 03:40 PM
I don't think Conky is coming back
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It'd be nice if he did. What's the scoop?
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#334421 - 05/28/08 03:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Conky is really Gigi's gay husband. That's all I can say.
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#334422 - 05/28/08 05:06 PM
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This time of year is traditionally busy for the Lube Recycling biz. I'm sure he'll be back when things slow down.
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#334423 - 05/28/08 05:52 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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no way, conky is decidedly less gay than my husband.
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#334424 - 05/28/08 07:04 PM
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I popped in here tonight with the sole purpose of seeing if Conky is back. I guess not.
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#334425 - 05/28/08 07:23 PM
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Based on some posts he left in the secret moderator forum, Conky is trying to arrange an extended POV scene with DaBurglar, Hailey Young, Christie Lee, and Isabel Ice. In the scene, Christie fornicates platonically with Isabel, making lots of "pizza and poo" jokes, while Hailey Young injects herself with heroin. Then the whores disrobe and sit at Burg's feet...or wheels...whatever, and watch him type one of his extended XPT posts on a laptop. Thirty minutes later, the whores have all fallen asleep...Burg hits the "continue" button and realizes he has burned a the "Dell" logo on his leg. As Mon* would say, "Logistics big heap time here...and many wampum." 
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#334427 - 05/28/08 08:00 PM
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Hmmm I thought Hailey only lived for the xanax, interesting. 
They rub the heroin on her fivehead instead of injecting it into her veins--a more direct approach allegedly favored by the kids these days. 
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#334428 - 05/29/08 08:35 PM
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My laptop is Toshiba
The only flaw in willie's scenario is I'd be in the kitchen making pizza and lambchops while everyone else drinks, fucks, takes a shit (wherever they feel like it) or pets a cat....three hours later when i have prepared a feast, everyone is passed out. I'd throw all the food away and go to Fatburger.
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#334431 - 06/01/08 07:33 PM
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Hmmm I thought Hailey only lived for the xanax, interesting.
They rub the heroin on her fivehead instead of injecting it into her veins--a more direct approach allegedly favored by the kids these days.
 that's pretty funny but it will NOT work that way, trust me. 
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#334432 - 06/01/08 07:34 PM
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My laptop is Toshiba
The only flaw in willie's scenario is I'd be in the kitchen making pizza and lambchops while everyone else drinks, fucks, takes a shit (wherever they feel like it) or pets a cat....three hours later when i have prepared a feast, everyone is passed out. I'd throw all the food away and go to Fatburger.
Mr. Burg was Hailey or however the fuck she spells it taking Heroin also? 
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#334436 - 06/02/08 05:54 PM
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#334437 - 06/02/08 06:05 PM
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Mr. Burg was Hailey or however the fuck she spells it taking Heroin also?
How the fuck should I know? What do ya think, I piss tested her in my Hotel room? I feel conflicted over the girl now, I dont know why....there was a time, before she chose Jim South (Sammy Davis) Junior Junior over my metallic crippled ass when I liked her, not so much for any physical attraction, but because SHE WAS chemicaly impaired. Call it a fetish of mine...I like it when chicks slur their words during dinner convo and nod out in my lap back in my hotel room...I dont molest them or whack off on them while they are passed out, but having the chance to do so is stimulating enough.
FYI -- I would NEVER molest or jerk off on Holly if she were passed out in my lap. Gigi? Definitely..... Gia J? I'd flip a coin to decide on her...... Ceara? No, not because she is my surrogate little sister, but because she might enjoy it and sell my crusty splooge for a profit to some loser who is a Serial Killer-in-training and would plant my DNA at some future crime scene and I would be nailed and die in prison with Scott Peterson. Fuck that.
I didnt say piss test her, but you were friends or whatever you want to call it, figured you'd know. One dopefiend knows another, right? 
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#334440 - 06/02/08 08:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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One dopefiend knows another, right?
I am not a dope-FIEND....A dope-savant perhaps, or Dope-gentleman, or better yet, a Dope-venturecapitalist...but a "fiend"? Never.
Another thing that made hailey a potentially good match for me was, given my brittle bones inherent to my primary disability, her petite size and Bodymass made her a SAFE sex partner for me....if she were jumping up and down on my Flagpole the chances of fracturing anything would be slim....in fact she was so light I could lift her with one of my muscular arms, almost like using her as a jerk-off rag/glove with my right hand around her waist just moving her UP-and-down real easy like....wow I miss her now, I hope she is alright, I really truly do....
Im sure she's fine. Heroin preserves.
Okay you're a dope gentleman, better?
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#334441 - 06/03/08 12:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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she isn't very attractive.
dope on the west coast is terrible, she's banging it if she's using it
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#334444 - 06/03/08 07:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yes cause it is only tar, correct? She never ever was attractive.
Come to the east coast, 1 bag a mere drop in the bucket at 10 bucks will put you in the place you want to be.
Finally, something to make up for the hellacious rent prices out there. 
I never liked crack but if you do hey that's even cheaper. But not in the long run. You can get 2.00 pieces I've heard.
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#334445 - 07/13/08 07:21 PM
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I feel conflicted over the girl now, I dont know why....there was a time, before she chose Jim South (Sammy Davis) Junior Junior over my metallic crippled ass when I liked her
Are you so hard up to be liked you can spew bullshit constantly? One week after I met you at that PSK you called me asking if you could crash at my place for a week while you were out here. Some dude (me!) that you just met the other night and you want to stay at there place.... obviously because you wanted to see what messed up guy a girl like Hailey would be in to.
Love it. Haven't been in the biz for over a year and you guys love me so much, you still talk about me
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#334446 - 07/13/08 07:25 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Haven't been in the biz for over a year...
Translation: been working through a temp agency for over a year.
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#334447 - 07/13/08 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Are you so hard up to be liked you can spew bullshit constantly? One week after I met you at that PSK you called me asking if you could crash at my place for a week while you were out here. Some dude (me!) that you just met the other night and you want to stay at there place.... obviously because you wanted to see what messed up guy a girl like Hailey would be in to.
Dude, did you read the whole thread, see the flow of posts, feel the sarcasm, satire, humor etc? Did you read the Disclaimer on the Cage? No one hates you, and I make fun of myself more than anything/anyone.
1) we met at some party over on Sunset, NOT PSK. I went to exactly ONE PSK for 20 minutes trying to find Luke ford back when he was taking his Meds and didnt have a beard. It was the party where Hailey got Molested by max hardcore on the dance floor and pissed you off. This was in May of 2006 I believe.
2) I didnt call you a week later asking to "Crash" at your place. Something like 2 months later, after we e-mailed a bunch of times, did I finally get your phone number. And in one of the e-mails in the course of what seemed like a cool rapport I said something like "Yeah well next time I am down there we'll hook up, I will come visit you." And it had more to do with "STASHING" than crashing. You were also on the OUTS with hailey by then.
Otherwise, Nice to see you are ok and alive. Post more often.
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#334450 - 07/16/08 08:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Fuck....the purple stamp is gay, like I am trying to hide a track mark with one of those tatoo thingys you buy in a 25 cent ex-gumball machine.
She was pretty light I must say, no danger of a leg fracture in this picture.
I actually do hope she is well though and has gained 3/4 of a lb
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