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#334306 - 05/27/08 12:39 PM
Burg's Mocha Madness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Been away for a few days, recuperating (2 Whores - 1 (re)cup) from surgery and shooting squirrels and birds with my paintball gun...For memorial Day i decided to do something memorable that I havent done in ages...I had a hankering for something chocolatey, but not something i would eat...to be specific, I had a need to see what blasting a load into the mouth of a comely black chick would look like...but, here in new england, about the only type of whore-for-hire i dont have a quick reference for is a nice "mocha" skinned one (not an Aunt Jemima colored one but a Beyonce colored one)...I called around and got a reference from a reliable source for a chick named Brianna who is actually from upstate New York. After haggling over paying for everything including her GAS she shows up completely sober (much to my dismay) and in a super duper Chatty mood (like this sister could TALK)...she was intelligent enough to restore my faith in the United Negro College fund, and after convincing her that a LOAD, along with a mind, is a terrible thing to waste she assumed the postion and *rather enthusiastically* gobbled a couple of loads, never shutting up except to swallow. If anyone is planning a trip to Albany or Lake George I highly recommend Brianna (if you can tolerate nonstop convo about nothing and everything.)
So what did everyone else do for Memorial day? I shoul dhave banged an Amuputee Female Iraq Vet but that would have taken me 3 days to find one for hire.
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#334307 - 05/27/08 01:43 PM
Re: Burg's Mocha Madness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I never knew you were such a racist.
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#334309 - 05/28/08 06:43 AM
Re: Burg's Mocha Madness
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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you haggle?
with the poor hooker?
that just ruined the whole playa on wheels vibe you had goin burg
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#334313 - 05/28/08 11:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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You dislike the Jews? I'm appalled....
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#334315 - 05/28/08 12:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Was this directed by Blaise Christie?
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#334316 - 05/28/08 02:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Is this a trans-sexual, a man in a woman's body? It has a man's face, imo.
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#334317 - 05/28/08 03:50 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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She's an "escort" in Orange county. There are several clips of her on youtube.
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#334318 - 05/28/08 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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I just posted a thread recently asking if people knew about these broads. They're pretty fucking high on themselves.
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#334319 - 05/28/08 05:30 PM
Re: Burg's Mocha Madness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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She doesn't have to worry about Jewish guys checking her out. None of them will want her ugly grill, shitty tats in shitty places, and globs of fat hanging everywhere. Love the way she's sitting to hide the huge gut.  No worries on running into Jews in porn, Jewels, since you're too rancidly heinous to get hired.
Oh, and Jewel, the reason clients were cheap with you wasn't because they were Jewish. It's the way you look. I love when ugly bitches get into the sex industry and expect to be treated like the belle of the ball.
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#334321 - 05/28/08 07:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Was this directed by Blaise Christie?
Yes but of course. 
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#334322 - 05/29/08 07:26 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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#334326 - 05/29/08 08:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I hate it when I cant/dont check in a couple times a day at least....
Well lets see....I'll start with "haggling" ... I dont really haggle, except in the case of first time whores who I suspect might be a bust. This one definitely qualified since I was chasing my unusual craving AND a longshot from way the fuck out of town/county/state...haggling was simply a way to get what she is all about, I assure you when she left she was well compensated. But i doubt i will ever call her again...
As for Escorts for the disabled, I am totally neutral on this idea. I bought 3 t-shirts advertising this service and gave the cripple selling them 200 bucks at Erotica LA, but I think its a superfluous service...all the whores care about initially is if you have $$$$...in my case they find later on that I come with perks, lots and lots of perks, not including my personality, cuteness or Pumpkin mousse
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#334327 - 05/30/08 04:40 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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pumpkin mousse 
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#334332 - 05/30/08 06:37 PM
Re: Burg's Mocha Madness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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...in my case they find later on that I come with percs, lots and lots of percs,
I fixed it for you.
I cant deny or argue with this, A perc is a PERk is a perc is a perk...escpecially for a ho in withdrawal who is either out of money or her dealer/connect recently was busted/died/became a born again christian or got hooked on his own product and wont share/sell anymore.
It's not about the sex with these women with me (well 95% of the time its not...sex/blowjobs/cum gobbling is merely yet another PERk, in my direction, if her eyes are pretty enough and her dirty talk ability is above par.) There is a unique, special bond that is forged between Whore and Captain-Save-a-ho-John when you take a 25 year old (still) reasonably attractive whore who is in withdrawal from opiates and, instead of a wad of cash, you place 8-10 Percocets in her hand and hand her a glass of water. As she sniffles and fidgets and shivers and yawns incessantly (another symptom of withdrawal) and clamps her butt cheeks tightly together to keep the diarrhea at bay, she swallows the Perk Percs, one at a time or all at a time depending on how much of a whore she is....and 30 minutes later you have the most intensely loyal and affectionate 8-hour-girlfriend you can imagine. I dont ever ASK them to do ANYTHING in such situations...I let her decide to do whatever she wants or feels like doing...57.8% of the time they are more than happy/eager to initiate the gobbling themselves, so it can never be said Da Burglar takes advantage of these chicks when they are vulnerable. Remember, I am here to help....
FYI --- 27.2% of the time they cuddle next to me and fall asleep, which is nice also. 14% of the time we play Scrabble....1% of the time they puke and pass out in my bathroom. Whores on Opiates look better, are more appreciative and less kooky than whores on MEF-Am-FET-Ah-Mean....Meth chicks age too fast, gobble my cum with jankity teeth and always want to push me around my neighborhood (or Hotel lobby, depending on where we are) as fast as they can for as long as they can, like we are in some goddamn Rickshaw race. Although the sex is best with Meth chicks who have been using less than 6 months...Did I mention I am here to help?
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#334334 - 05/31/08 05:26 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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Whatever is it with this statement? Quote:
Remember, I am here to help....
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Did I mention I am here to help?
It is about the exact same one Tom Cruise uttered regarding the cause of Scientology.
Helping whores for your own ends is all well.
The line however is a bit strange.
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#334336 - 06/01/08 07:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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when treated right black people are affectionate and loyal.
Sounds exactly like Gypsy talking about her pit bull.
I don't think people should keep either as pets.
LOL oh well talk to the 100's of thousands who own both. 
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#334338 - 06/01/08 08:00 PM
Re: Burg's Mocha Madness
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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when treated right black people are affectionate and loyal.
Sounds exactly like Gypsy talking about her pit bull.
I don't think people should keep either as pets.
LOL oh well talk to the 100's of thousands who own both.
You know "100's of thousands" owners of black people?
No only 1/2 that amount....SHHHHHH 
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#334339 - 06/03/08 06:00 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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