Been away for a few days, recuperating (2 Whores - 1 (re)cup) from surgery and shooting squirrels and birds with my paintball gun...For memorial Day i decided to do something memorable that I havent done in ages...I had a hankering for something chocolatey, but not something i would eat...to be specific, I had a need to see what blasting a load into the mouth of a comely black chick would look like...but, here in new england, about the only type of whore-for-hire i dont have a quick reference for is a nice "mocha" skinned one (not an Aunt Jemima colored one but a Beyonce colored one)...I called around and got a reference from a reliable source for a chick named Brianna who is actually from upstate New York. After haggling over paying for everything including her GAS she shows up completely sober (much to my dismay) and in a super duper Chatty mood (like this sister could TALK)...she was intelligent enough to restore my faith in the United Negro College fund, and after convincing her that a LOAD, along with a mind, is a terrible thing to waste she assumed the postion and *rather enthusiastically* gobbled a couple of loads, never shutting up except to swallow. If anyone is planning a trip to Albany or Lake George I highly recommend Brianna (if you can tolerate nonstop convo about nothing and everything.)

So what did everyone else do for Memorial day? I shoul dhave banged an Amuputee Female Iraq Vet but that would have taken me 3 days to find one for hire.