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#334250 - 05/26/08 08:17 PM Gay Sports
Uncle Joe Offline
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Golf, Lacrosse, Polo

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#334251 - 05/26/08 08:27 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Baton Twirling.
Toe-tapping in restrooms.
Enema tank sketching.

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#334252 - 05/26/08 08:30 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Baton Twirling.
Toe-tapping in restrooms.
Enema tank sketching.




Last one is not a sport. Theres a new thing on the drawing board. The enema yacht.

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#334253 - 05/26/08 08:44 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Still fucking gay, though.

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#334254 - 05/26/08 08:48 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Still fucking gay, though.



No, it's not.

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#334255 - 05/26/08 08:51 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Yugo, when a guy named Gay Satyr calls you a fag, you're fucking gay.

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#334256 - 05/26/08 08:52 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
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Golf, Lacrosse, Polo




Lacrosse is anything but gay you little twink. Any sport that allows you to legally slash and cross-check your opponent is okay with me.
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#334257 - 05/26/08 08:54 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Golf, Lacrosse, Polo




Lacrosse is anything but gay you little twink. Any sport that allows you to legally slash and cross-check your opponent is okay with me.



Don't forget to jam your nose into dude's butt on your way to victory.

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#334258 - 05/26/08 09:39 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Ice skating.
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#334259 - 05/26/08 09:47 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Golf, Lacrosse, Polo




Lacrosse is anything but gay you little twink. Any sport that allows you to legally slash and cross-check your opponent is okay with me.



Don't forget to jam your nose into dude's butt on your way to victory.




Why do you think lacrosse is gay? Did your daddy play lacrosse or something?
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#334260 - 05/26/08 10:26 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Loc: Edmonton, AB
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Golf, Lacrosse, Polo




Lacrosse is anything but gay you little twink. Any sport that allows you to legally slash and cross-check your opponent is okay with me.



Don't forget to jam your nose into dude's butt on your way to victory.




Alex, do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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#334261 - 05/26/08 10:55 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Lacrosse in violent and insane. My buddy fought THIS GUY when he was in his teens playing lacrosse. He left on a stretcher....


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#334262 - 05/26/08 11:33 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Lacrosse in violent and insane.




I always loved playing lacrosse. I played center attack and goalie. I found it far less violent than football.
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#334263 - 05/27/08 01:45 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Registered: 04/21/07
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Lacrosse in violent and insane. My buddy fought THIS GUY when he was in his teens playing lacrosse. He left on a stretcher....



Gary Roberts is the best, I loved that he decked that pussy Swede last night.

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#334264 - 05/27/08 05:34 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Curling
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#334265 - 05/28/08 02:30 AM Re: Gay Sports
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Bowling
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#334266 - 05/28/08 04:19 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Diving! I can't believe it hadn't been mentioned yet.
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#334267 - 05/28/08 04:57 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Diving! I can't believe it hadn't been mentioned yet.




Gymnastics, figure skating.
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#334268 - 05/28/08 04:59 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Wrestling in any form.

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#334269 - 05/28/08 10:01 PM Re: Gay Sports
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It's not a sport if it doesn't have a defense as well as an offense.
Bowling, golf, skeet shooting, rowing, fishing, etc., are all just competitions. If you can't jump in an fuck up your opponent's strategy with a good defense, then you're only playing a game of oneupmanship and that's not very sporting.

That said, it's only gay if your team colors are pink and chartreuse.
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#334270 - 05/28/08 10:44 PM Re: Gay Sports
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Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 88
Loc: Depends on mood.
Racewalking is the gayest ever. Sport or otherwise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2urNVmKnEaQ&feature=related

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#334271 - 05/28/08 10:53 PM Re: Gay Sports
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they tried defense for skeet shooting, but for some reason, it never really caught on.
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#334272 - 05/29/08 09:58 AM Re: Gay Sports
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Loc: SoCal
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they tried defense for skeet shooting, but for some reason, it never really caught on.




I have developed rules and guidelines to combine Golf and Skeet Shooting into a single sport called Skeetgolf.
The defense if obvious, shoot your opponent's ball out of the air on his drive.
The details get a little more complex on the green.
The defense's choice of firearm is determined by the offense's choice of club. Strategy ensues.

Sponserd by the PGA/NRA. The team to beat is Tiger Woods and Ted Nugent.
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#334273 - 06/06/08 11:37 AM Re: Gay Sports
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Lacrosse in violent and insane.




I always loved playing lacrosse. I played center attack and goalie. I found it far less violent than football.




My high school lost this year's championship by a goal.





<<West Islip ran out the clock and held on for a thrilling 4-3 win over previously unbeaten Ward Melville Thursday.>>
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