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#334109 - 05/26/08 05:58 PM Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
I have an ex-police Glock 21 (.45ACP) with an Agrip and Trijicon night sights, a Smith and Wesson Model 469 (9mm compact), and I'm probably going to get a Kel-Tec P32 this Thursday. Next purchase after that is going to be a Walther P22 with YHM suppressor. Already have my NFA paperwork in the loop.

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#334110 - 05/26/08 05:59 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Gigi Offline
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who pissed you off?
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#334111 - 05/26/08 06:30 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
gia jordan Offline
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If I had any firearms/weapons/guns, why would I tell anyone? That defeats the purpose.
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#334112 - 05/26/08 06:52 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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who pissed you off?




Actually, no one. I just want something I can take to the range for first-timers. I was on a date with a girl last week and she nearly wet herself when she shot my Glock. It was a bit much for her.

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#334113 - 05/26/08 07:19 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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who stole your cheeseburger




Fixed!
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#334114 - 05/26/08 11:52 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Bad Habit Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
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Loc: SoCal
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If I had any firearms/weapons/guns, why would I tell anyone? That defeats the purpose.




Actually, the deterrent effect is the most efficient use of a firearm. That is, having it but not needing to use it.

Believing that a homeowner may be armed is the number one reason a burglar will bypass a house. Thieves are notorious cowards.

I own 7 pistols, 10 rifles, and 2 shotguns. Most are locked in a gun safe that would take a small tractor to move. Three of the weapons, one shotgun and 2 pistols, are hidden in different spots in the house that are locked but quickly accessible.

I've been shooting since I was 8 and until I left the po-po I was on the range once a month. For the last 8 years I've been lucky to get out once or twice a year.

At $20 to $50 a box for bullets, if I bring all my guns out, I can easily go through a grand in ammo in a single day.
It can get real expensive real quick.
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#334115 - 05/26/08 11:56 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Believing that a homeowner may be armed is the number one reason a burglar will bypass a house. Thieves are notorious cowards.




I would think a loud mean dog would be the 1st reason.

Thieves have actually targeted places just for the guns.
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#334116 - 05/27/08 12:34 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Bad Habit Offline
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Quote:

Believing that a homeowner may be armed is the number one reason a burglar will bypass a house. Thieves are notorious cowards.




I would think a loud mean dog would be the 1st reason.

Thieves have actually targeted places just for the guns.



Which is why a responsible gun owner keeps them locked up.
And while the dog works, the gun requires less care and upkeep.
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#334117 - 05/27/08 12:57 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
the unknown pervert Offline
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I have a 12 gauge semi-automatic, a .410 bolt action, and a 16 gauge pump that in actuality is a 16 gauge single shot due to the pump being broken.
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#334118 - 05/27/08 01:07 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
you know what would be fucking awesome, is if anyone here cared anymore and they made a gimmick account called the punknown pervert, and just dropped lame puns into every thread

im thinking it could be epic *looooking at you king/jamesn*

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#334119 - 05/27/08 01:09 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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You wacky Americans sure love them guns. We don't really have that option up here. I have a really nice and heavy telescopic baton. Not fancy, but perfect to whack the wrist or collarbone of the piece of shit smoking crack and/or pissing in the foyer...
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#334120 - 05/27/08 04:37 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
freestylah Offline
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Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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#334121 - 05/27/08 05:20 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
have2cit Offline
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Actually, the deterrent effect is the most efficient use of a firearm. That is, having it but not needing to use it.

Believing that a homeowner may be armed is the number one reason a burglar will bypass a house. Thieves are notorious cowards.

I own 7 pistols, 10 rifles, and 2 shotguns. Most are locked in a gun safe that would take a small tractor to move. Three of the weapons, one shotgun and 2 pistols, are hidden in different spots in the house that are locked but quickly accessible.

I've been shooting since I was 8 and until I left the po-po I was on the range once a month. For the last 8 years I've been lucky to get out once or twice a year.

At $20 to $50 a box for bullets, if I bring all my guns out, I can easily go through a grand in ammo in a single day.
It can get real expensive real quick.





You just spent $1K on ammo and live in an apartment? Does bear season come to Reseda more than once year or something?

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#334122 - 05/27/08 07:50 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Registered: 01/08/08
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Believing that a homeowner may be armed is the number one reason a burglar will bypass a house. Thieves are notorious cowards.





Unfounded and unproven NRA propoganda ftw!

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#334123 - 05/27/08 08:30 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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You wacky Americans sure love them guns. We don't really have that option up here. I have a really nice and heavy telescopic baton. Not fancy, but perfect to whack the wrist or collarbone of the piece of shit smoking crack and/or pissing in the foyer...




Those are cool. You fuck somebody up with one of those.
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#334124 - 05/27/08 10:10 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Registered: 01/18/06
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Quote:

Quote:

Believing that a homeowner may be armed is the number one reason a burglar will bypass a house. Thieves are notorious cowards.





Unfounded and unproven NRA propoganda ftw!






No, 9 years first hand experience in law enforcement.
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#334125 - 05/27/08 10:21 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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At $20 to $50 a box for bullets, if I bring all my guns out, I can easily go through a grand in ammo in a single day.
It can get real expensive real quick.





You just spent $1K on ammo and live in an apartment? Does bear season come to Reseda more than once year or something?



I said I "could" spend that much, but rarely do. Usually it's a couple hundred every time I go to the range.

I have nothing against hunting, I, myself, do not hunt. My firearms, while a hobby, are more for protection from animals of the two-legged kind.

I haven't lived in an apartment on well over 20 years and never in Reseda. I currently own a nice 3200 square foot home bought and paid for with the profits from porn.
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#334126 - 05/27/08 10:25 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Guns for show, knives for a pro.




Silly man, bringing a knife to a gun fight.

http://www.trueswords.com/swords-fantasy-c-4_50.html
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#334127 - 05/27/08 10:36 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Registered: 10/29/03
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If I had any firearms/weapons/guns, why would I tell anyone? That defeats the purpose.




You're absolutely right, Gia That's signature quality..... If you really want to find out what kind of heat I may or may not be packin' go ahead make my day & break into my house.





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#334128 - 05/27/08 10:40 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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I said I "could" spend that much, but rarely do. Usually it's a couple hundred every time I go to the range.

I have nothing against hunting, I, myself, do not hunt. My firearms, while a hobby, are more for protection from animals of the two-legged kind.

I haven't lived in an apartment on well over 20 years and never in Reseda. I currently own a nice 3200 square foot home bought and paid for with the profits from porn.




You don't even hunt and you need all that fire power? Are you going to shoot an intruder 20,000 times or something?

You are another Va. Tech waiting to happen. I bet that's why they kicked you off the force, because you couldn't pass your psych test.

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#334129 - 05/27/08 11:26 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Sho'nuff Offline
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Quote:

Unfounded and unproven NRA propoganda ftw!






No, 9 years first hand experience in law enforcement.




Yeah, not buying it...

Not at all.

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#334130 - 05/27/08 01:37 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Remington 870 Marine Magnum 12 gauge, it's nickel plated and looks cool as hell.

Colt 1991A pistol, the only reason I bought it was because I was given one of my uncles old WW2 holsters and that was the closest thing I could get to the sidearms they carried back then.

I also have two replica Old West guns that just fire blanks for when I want to act like the Rich Texan from the Simpsons.

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#334131 - 05/27/08 02:51 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Quote:

Guns for show, knives for a pro.




Silly man, bringing a knife to a gun fight.

http://www.trueswords.com/swords-fantasy-c-4_50.html




Nice link.

At close range, nothing beats a knife. As an ex-cop, you should know that. And why would I hide behind something mechanical that can fail at anytime?
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#334132 - 05/27/08 03:12 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Loc: SoCal
Quote:

Quote:

Unfounded and unproven NRA propoganda ftw!






No, 9 years first hand experience in law enforcement.




Yeah, not buying it...

Not at all.




Not asking you to buy it. I was giving it to you for free.

Out of all the burglary arrests I've been involved in, three were with an armed homeowner holding the criminal until our arrival.
Without exception, the criminal stated that if he knew the homeowner was armed, he wouldn't have broken in. Well, duh!

So, please, feel free to completely ignore my first hand professional experience and keep your head deeply planted in the sand.
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#334133 - 05/27/08 03:27 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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I said I "could" spend that much, but rarely do. Usually it's a couple hundred every time I go to the range.

I have nothing against hunting, I, myself, do not hunt. My firearms, while a hobby, are more for protection from animals of the two-legged kind.

I haven't lived in an apartment on well over 20 years and never in Reseda. I currently own a nice 3200 square foot home bought and paid for with the profits from porn.




You don't even hunt and you need all that fire power? Are you going to shoot an intruder 20,000 times or something?

You are another Va. Tech waiting to happen. I bet that's why they kicked you off the force, because you couldn't pass your psych test.




It's called a hobby for a reason. You make a lot of asinine assumption, Cit.
I left the Sheriff's Department a year after a new sheriff was elected because I didn't like his policies or politics. It was the right thing to do since his department has been rife with problems and scandal for the last several years.

And contrary to being the cause of the next mass shooting, I'm more likely, however remote the possibility, to be the "Armed Citizen" who prevents it from occurring. You see, I pass my psych tests with flying colors every year to keep my Concealed Carry Permit current.

BTW, it rarely takes more then two in the center body mass to stop an attacker, not 20 thousand.
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#334134 - 05/27/08 03:49 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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At close range, nothing beats a knife. As an ex-cop, you should know that. And why would I hide behind something mechanical that can fail at anytime?




I've been stabbed once and shot at three times. I was more afraid during the shootings.
The asshole who attacked me with a knife did so from behind and was going for the artery in my leg since I was wearing a stab vest. Because I was able to draw my firearm was the only reason the attack did not continue. I could not have fought him off otherwise.
I now have this nice two inch long purple scar on the back of my left thigh because of it.

In 9 years on the force, we lost 2 officers to shootings and 1 to a traffic accident. Never lost an officer to a knifing.

Sorry free, while knives are way cool, in a fight for my life, I'll take firearms. The only weapon I've ever had misfire on me is a cheap little 9mm that I received as a gift. It would never be my first choice as a survival weapon anyway.
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#334135 - 05/27/08 05:02 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
have2cit Offline
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It's called a hobby for a reason. You make a lot of asinine assumption, Cit.
I left the Sheriff's Department a year after a new sheriff was elected because I didn't like his policies or politics. It was the right thing to do since his department has been rife with problems and scandal for the last several years.

And contrary to being the cause of the next mass shooting, I'm more likely, however remote the possibility, to be the "Armed Citizen" who prevents it from occurring. You see, I pass my psych tests with flying colors every year to keep my Concealed Carry Permit current.

BTW, it rarely takes more then two in the center body mass to stop an attacker, not 20 thousand.




That’s what all psychos say. Porn isn’t a profession you get into unless most other options are closed. Maybe IAD canned you for selling drugs and guns, I’d believe that.

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#334136 - 05/27/08 05:55 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I spoke with a relative, a retired NYC Police Lieutenant with his 20 years in, and emailed an old friend, a prosecutor for well over 25 years for NYS, NYC and now Westchester County.

Both quickly said that a large loud dog was better for deterring a burglar than owning a gun. They both said that burglars can easily see who does and doesn't have a large loud dog with little effort, and thus usually go to the house without the canine alarm.

The DA said he's dealt with countless cases of gun theft from apartments, offices, homes and even directly off of people who were carrying the weapon and were surprised by the assailant ... including, he said, a couple cops.

He believes that a good number of crimes in NY are committed with stolen guns.

He also said that, though it occassionally happens, he's never directly been involved in a case where someone has shot the home's watchdog. But, he's been involved in many where a "perp" has shot a gun owner.




The cop asked a very interesting question. He wants to know how the burglar is going to know by stalking out a home from the street, etc., which apartment or house has a gun and which doesn't.
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#334137 - 05/27/08 07:13 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
have2cit Offline
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So, in short, what you're saying fatty is that you think he's full of shit? I agree.

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#334138 - 05/27/08 07:46 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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So, in short, what you're saying fatty is that you think he's full of shit? I agree.




Full of shit may be a tad strong. His position makes little sense to me so I've just been researching it a bit.

I'm no expert, and I don't care who "wins". I just want to examine facts to come closer to the "truth".

So, in short, I would say he is closer to "full of shit" than "knows his shit" on this issue.
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#334139 - 05/28/08 02:39 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
freestylah Offline
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The cop asked a very interesting question. He wants to know how the burglar is going to know by stalking out a home from the street, etc., which apartment or house has a gun and which doesn't.




This is an indication, I think.



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#334140 - 05/28/08 08:12 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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That’s what all psychos say. Porn isn’t a profession you get into unless most other options are closed. Maybe IAD canned you for selling drugs and guns, I’d believe that.




I've always aspired to be a porn producer. The reason I took up photography at 13 was because I envied people like Matti Klatt and Suze Randall being able to earn a living taking pictures of naked girls. What could be a better job?

Besides, selling drugs or gun running is a sure way to end up in jail. Porn is legal and so far it has paid for a house, two cars, and a college education for my eldest.

I find it odd that you can make such a disparaging comment about porn yet seem to live most of your life on this board.
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#334141 - 05/28/08 08:31 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Quote:

I spoke with a relative, a retired NYC Police Lieutenant with his 20 years in, and emailed an old friend, a prosecutor for well over 25 years for NYS, NYC and now Westchester County.

Both quickly said that a large loud dog was better for deterring a burglar than owning a gun. They both said that burglars can easily see who does and doesn't have a large loud dog with little effort, and thus usually go to the house without the canine alarm.

The DA said he's dealt with countless cases of gun theft from apartments, offices, homes and even directly off of people who were carrying the weapon and were surprised by the assailant ... including, he said, a couple cops.

He believes that a good number of crimes in NY are committed with stolen guns.

He also said that, though it occassionally happens, he's never directly been involved in a case where someone has shot the home's watchdog. But, he's been involved in many where a "perp" has shot a gun owner.




The cop asked a very interesting question. He wants to know how the burglar is going to know by stalking out a home from the street, etc., which apartment or house has a gun and which doesn't.




Because of it's obvious presence, certainly a large dog is a good deterrent. But as another thread on this board pointed out, a large dog is not always a viable option for apartment dwellers for a large number of reasons.

From a recent 20/20 or 60Minutes episode (I don't remember which) it was stated that the majority of illegal guns in NYC come from legal purchases just across state lines and are illegally brought back into NY state. The numbers quoted far exceeded the use of stolen handguns.

The criminal use of firearms is a fact of life. Further outlawing and banning of firearms only insures that criminals will be the only ones armed.

When it comes right down to it and your life is being threatened by a criminal with a firearm, you can have your large dog and your 911, I'd rather have my Remington 870. But that is just my opinion.

BTW: Right below my ADT Security sticker is another that says "NRA Life Member". If that's not enough to scare away a bugler then he deserves what he gets by breaking into my home.
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#334142 - 05/28/08 08:45 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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You know nothing about guns, you know nothing about cars, and you nothing about anything else. Nothing you say can be believed. I don’t even think you were a cop at all any more. You’re just another internet liar. You’re stupid for thinking anyone would buy your waste deep line of bullshit. Please do the world a favor and stick you head in an oven and try to bullshit that, because I’m sick of wading through it here.

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#334143 - 05/28/08 11:33 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
gia jordan Offline
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BTW: Right below my ADT Security sticker is another that says "NRA Life Member". If that's not enough to scare away a bugler then he deserves what he gets by breaking into my home.




When I owned my house, I convinced my neighbor to trade security signs with me- you know, the ones in the front yards saying which security system the home owner has. We had different companies.

With the risk of sounding like Ben here, I think it's a great strategy to trick the burglar just in case he's targeting your home because he knows how to disable the system he thinks you have. amirite?
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#334144 - 05/28/08 12:54 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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I don't know about that, GJ. I think they generally cut the phone line and then try to get in. If they hear the alarm siren they leave. The brand of alarm doesn't make much difference. I think I'd cut the net access too, were I a thief, because some systems and cameras work through the interwebs.

I have a big dog who barks first, then licks. It'll be up to me and my arsenal to bring the pain.

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#334145 - 05/28/08 01:27 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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So, please, feel free to completely ignore my first hand professional experience and keep your head deeply planted in the sand.




I think I will... many years of experience to the contrary pretty much trumps your supposed knowledge of the subject.

You might want to think about the fact that there are a lot of different types of people behind these keyboards. Some of us more knowledgeable about some things than others.
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#334146 - 05/28/08 02:30 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
freestylah Offline
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Bad Habit wrote:
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BTW: Right below my ADT Security sticker is another that says "NRA Life Member".




Didn't know GestapoSteph ran a security firm on the side!
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#334147 - 05/28/08 05:23 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Bad Habit wrote:
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BTW: Right below my ADT Security sticker is another that says "NRA Life Member".




Didn't know GestapoSteph ran a security firm on the side!




Yeah, it keeps Da Burglar from posting.
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#334148 - 05/28/08 05:45 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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In short your idea of deterrence is wait until the guy is in your home with a gun and THEN deter him. My best deterrence has been to live in good, active neighborhoods.

The last gun violence I know of in Weehawken is years ago when two cops pulled their guns on each other over who got the cop car with the working airconditioning. No shots were fired. I don't remember any shots in the 19 years I've lived here.

The biggest controversy here in the last year was whether or not George Clooney made an illegal pass when he got in an accident.


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Because of it's obvious presence, certainly a large dog is a good deterrent. But as another thread on this board pointed out, a large dog is not always a viable option for apartment dwellers for a large number of reasons.




Well ... People in small apartments shouldn't have powerful guns either. Where's the bullet going to go if you miss the "perp"? Or if you drop the thing and it accidently goes off?

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From a recent 20/20 or 60Minutes episode (I don't remember which) it was stated that the majority of illegal guns in NYC come from legal purchases just across state lines and are illegally brought back into NY state. The numbers quoted far exceeded the use of stolen handguns.




Until I get some cited facts I can present for him to rebutt, I'll stick with the info I got directly from a former Brawley prosecutor.


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The criminal use of firearms is a fact of life. Further outlawing and banning of firearms only insures that criminals will be the only ones armed.




What are you babbling about? I never said that they should ban guns. Personally, I would like them all licensed and nationally tracked. But, if criminals were the only ones with hand guns, it might be much easier to figure out who they are. And, just let the cops shoot when they see one.


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When it comes right down to it and your life is being threatened by a criminal with a firearm, you can have your large dog and your 911, I'd rather have my Remington 870. But that is just my opinion.




Personally, I don't have a dog and I only have old target pump guns from my youth.

Everyone I know who was accosted by a crook with a gun and/or knife, including those whose apartments or offices were invaded, just gave up their stuff and lived.

Two were armed and taken by surprise. Of course, you'd wouldn't be

The only people I know who were killed in gun fire were bystanders in gang violence such as my sister's ex-brother-in-law who was shot on a Miami street when two passing cars emptied their guns on each other and missed.

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BTW: Right below my ADT Security sticker is another that says "NRA Life Member". If that's not enough to scare away a bugler then he deserves what he gets by breaking into my home.




I had stickers I got in the early 80s that has a gun laying on top of a rolled out Constitution from a second amendment lobby group. It says that "the owner of this property is armed and prepared to protect life, liberty and property."

I've been robbed at gun point just as many time with as without the sticker on my door. None.



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#334149 - 05/28/08 05:58 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Fatman, FTW!

Although I like the image of some retired cop keeping handguns in the fridge and the toilet tank in case the cast of a John Woo movie drops by.

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#334150 - 05/29/08 10:23 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Quote:

From a recent 20/20 or 60Minutes episode (I don't remember which) it was stated that the majority of illegal guns in NYC come from legal purchases just across state lines and are illegally brought back into NY state. The numbers quoted far exceeded the use of stolen handguns.




Until I get some cited facts I can present for him to rebutt, I'll stick with the info I got directly from a former Brawley prosecutor.




"The ATF reports that 85.9% of traced guns used in crime in New York City come from outside the state. In 2007, guns came from Virginia (358), Pennsylvania (305), North Carolina (290), Alabama and Georgia (243 each), and South Carolina (213)."

Source: NY Daily News, Wednesday, May 7th 2008
http://www.nydailynews.com/opinions/2008/05/07/2008-05-07_states_must_unite_to_put_an_end_to_illeg.html
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#334151 - 05/29/08 10:35 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
gia jordan Offline
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Fatman, FTW!

Although I like the image of some retired cop keeping handguns in the fridge and the toilet tank in case the cast of a John Woo movie drops by.




Almost. But it usually turns out to be the cast of a John West movie.
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#334152 - 05/29/08 10:44 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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There's a scene in an old porno called "That's My Daughter" where some creepy porno dude is fucking the whore with a radio-controlled Panzer tank that has a dildo fitted on to the gun turret.




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#334153 - 05/29/08 11:42 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Registered: 01/30/08
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That's the most pussy anything named Panzer has ever gotten...
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#334154 - 05/30/08 05:33 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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That's the most pussy anything named Panzer has ever gotten...




ZING!
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#334155 - 05/30/08 07:19 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
Gigi Offline
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my ten year-old just got an M16 airsoft rifle. this should make him really popular with the ladies.
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#334156 - 05/31/08 10:14 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
a baby glock
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#334157 - 05/31/08 11:31 PM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Registered: 05/15/06
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Favorite for CCW is my Glock 27 Small And Weak .40 with the extension. Home is Rottie and Remington Model 11-87. Just a few of the models I have. Most kept inside a gun safe.

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#334158 - 06/01/08 03:25 AM Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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pretty typed:

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a baby glock




This is the most irresponsible thing I've encountered in a long while.
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