All you need is an identical twin.

Twins


I once told a friend he could get out of paying child support because he had an identical twin brother.

Great. Now all I have to do is hop on my time machine, go back to 1967 and tell my father to fuck mom harder and twicer. Then I can travel back to the future so me and my twin brother can rape and murder you.

You have to have a penis capable of penetration in order to rape someone. I believe summara has already pointed that fact out to you. Now go put some shoes on, and remember next time you speak to take that apple monkey jammed in your mouth out you fat brazilian pig.

I probably would have acquitted in that case too. Hey, it's the prosecution's job to prove him guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, and they didn't do it. You can't just say "it's one of these two, I'll pick that one." Without any other evidence positive on one, or negative on the other, you must acquit on DNA alone.

Shit, my brother's the Fredo of the family and justs calls me up every few months asking for money. That's bad enough. How'd you like an identical twin accusing you of this shit?

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''Just because he's an identical twin doesn't give him a pass to do what he feels like," said Dullea, who, like the other jurors, had been unaware that Fernandez was already serving a long prison sentence for a rape conviction. During that trial he had used the same defense: maybe his brother did it.

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