You wacky Americans sure love them guns. We don't really have that option up here. I have a really nice and heavy telescopic baton. Not fancy, but perfect to whack the wrist or collarbone of the piece of shit smoking crack and/or pissing in the foyer...
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock