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#334110 - 05/26/08 05:59 PM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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who pissed you off? 
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#334111 - 05/26/08 06:30 PM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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If I had any firearms/weapons/guns, why would I tell anyone? That defeats the purpose.
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#334112 - 05/26/08 06:52 PM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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who pissed you off?
Actually, no one. I just want something I can take to the range for first-timers. I was on a date with a girl last week and she nearly wet herself when she shot my Glock. It was a bit much for her.
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#334114 - 05/26/08 11:52 PM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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If I had any firearms/weapons/guns, why would I tell anyone? That defeats the purpose.
Actually, the deterrent effect is the most efficient use of a firearm. That is, having it but not needing to use it.
Believing that a homeowner may be armed is the number one reason a burglar will bypass a house. Thieves are notorious cowards.
I own 7 pistols, 10 rifles, and 2 shotguns. Most are locked in a gun safe that would take a small tractor to move. Three of the weapons, one shotgun and 2 pistols, are hidden in different spots in the house that are locked but quickly accessible.
I've been shooting since I was 8 and until I left the po-po I was on the range once a month. For the last 8 years I've been lucky to get out once or twice a year.
At $20 to $50 a box for bullets, if I bring all my guns out, I can easily go through a grand in ammo in a single day. 
It can get real expensive real quick. 
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#334117 - 05/27/08 12:57 AM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I have a 12 gauge semi-automatic, a .410 bolt action, and a 16 gauge pump that in actuality is a 16 gauge single shot due to the pump being broken.
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#334118 - 05/27/08 01:07 AM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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you know what would be fucking awesome, is if anyone here cared anymore and they made a gimmick account called the punknown pervert, and just dropped lame puns into every thread
im thinking it could be epic *looooking at you king/jamesn*
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#334119 - 05/27/08 01:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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You wacky Americans sure love them guns. We don't really have that option up here. I have a really nice and heavy telescopic baton. Not fancy, but perfect to whack the wrist or collarbone of the piece of shit smoking crack and/or pissing in the foyer...
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#334120 - 05/27/08 04:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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#334121 - 05/27/08 05:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Actually, the deterrent effect is the most efficient use of a firearm. That is, having it but not needing to use it.
Believing that a homeowner may be armed is the number one reason a burglar will bypass a house. Thieves are notorious cowards.
I own 7 pistols, 10 rifles, and 2 shotguns. Most are locked in a gun safe that would take a small tractor to move. Three of the weapons, one shotgun and 2 pistols, are hidden in different spots in the house that are locked but quickly accessible.
I've been shooting since I was 8 and until I left the po-po I was on the range once a month. For the last 8 years I've been lucky to get out once or twice a year.
At $20 to $50 a box for bullets, if I bring all my guns out, I can easily go through a grand in ammo in a single day.
It can get real expensive real quick.
You just spent $1K on ammo and live in an apartment? Does bear season come to Reseda more than once year or something?
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#334125 - 05/27/08 10:21 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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#334128 - 05/27/08 10:40 AM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I said I "could" spend that much, but rarely do. Usually it's a couple hundred every time I go to the range.
I have nothing against hunting, I, myself, do not hunt. My firearms, while a hobby, are more for protection from animals of the two-legged kind.
I haven't lived in an apartment on well over 20 years and never in Reseda. I currently own a nice 3200 square foot home bought and paid for with the profits from porn.
You don't even hunt and you need all that fire power? Are you going to shoot an intruder 20,000 times or something?
You are another Va. Tech waiting to happen. I bet that's why they kicked you off the force, because you couldn't pass your psych test.
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#334133 - 05/27/08 03:27 PM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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I said I "could" spend that much, but rarely do. Usually it's a couple hundred every time I go to the range.
I have nothing against hunting, I, myself, do not hunt. My firearms, while a hobby, are more for protection from animals of the two-legged kind.
I haven't lived in an apartment on well over 20 years and never in Reseda. I currently own a nice 3200 square foot home bought and paid for with the profits from porn.
You don't even hunt and you need all that fire power? Are you going to shoot an intruder 20,000 times or something?
You are another Va. Tech waiting to happen. I bet that's why they kicked you off the force, because you couldn't pass your psych test.
It's called a hobby for a reason. You make a lot of asinine assumption, Cit.
I left the Sheriff's Department a year after a new sheriff was elected because I didn't like his policies or politics. It was the right thing to do since his department has been rife with problems and scandal for the last several years.
And contrary to being the cause of the next mass shooting, I'm more likely, however remote the possibility, to be the "Armed Citizen" who prevents it from occurring. You see, I pass my psych tests with flying colors every year to keep my Concealed Carry Permit current.
BTW, it rarely takes more then two in the center body mass to stop an attacker, not 20 thousand. 
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#334135 - 05/27/08 05:02 PM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It's called a hobby for a reason. You make a lot of asinine assumption, Cit.
I left the Sheriff's Department a year after a new sheriff was elected because I didn't like his policies or politics. It was the right thing to do since his department has been rife with problems and scandal for the last several years.
And contrary to being the cause of the next mass shooting, I'm more likely, however remote the possibility, to be the "Armed Citizen" who prevents it from occurring. You see, I pass my psych tests with flying colors every year to keep my Concealed Carry Permit current.
BTW, it rarely takes more then two in the center body mass to stop an attacker, not 20 thousand.
That’s what all psychos say. Porn isn’t a profession you get into unless most other options are closed. Maybe IAD canned you for selling drugs and guns, I’d believe that.
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#334136 - 05/27/08 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I spoke with a relative, a retired NYC Police Lieutenant with his 20 years in, and emailed an old friend, a prosecutor for well over 25 years for NYS, NYC and now Westchester County.
Both quickly said that a large loud dog was better for deterring a burglar than owning a gun. They both said that burglars can easily see who does and doesn't have a large loud dog with little effort, and thus usually go to the house without the canine alarm.
The DA said he's dealt with countless cases of gun theft from apartments, offices, homes and even directly off of people who were carrying the weapon and were surprised by the assailant ... including, he said, a couple cops.
He believes that a good number of crimes in NY are committed with stolen guns.
He also said that, though it occassionally happens, he's never directly been involved in a case where someone has shot the home's watchdog. But, he's been involved in many where a "perp" has shot a gun owner.
The cop asked a very interesting question. He wants to know how the burglar is going to know by stalking out a home from the street, etc., which apartment or house has a gun and which doesn't.
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#334137 - 05/27/08 07:13 PM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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So, in short, what you're saying fatty is that you think he's full of shit? I agree.
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#334141 - 05/28/08 08:31 AM
Re: Firearms/weaponry/guns. What do you have?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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I spoke with a relative, a retired NYC Police Lieutenant with his 20 years in, and emailed an old friend, a prosecutor for well over 25 years for NYS, NYC and now Westchester County.
Both quickly said that a large loud dog was better for deterring a burglar than owning a gun. They both said that burglars can easily see who does and doesn't have a large loud dog with little effort, and thus usually go to the house without the canine alarm.
The DA said he's dealt with countless cases of gun theft from apartments, offices, homes and even directly off of people who were carrying the weapon and were surprised by the assailant ... including, he said, a couple cops.
He believes that a good number of crimes in NY are committed with stolen guns.
He also said that, though it occassionally happens, he's never directly been involved in a case where someone has shot the home's watchdog. But, he's been involved in many where a "perp" has shot a gun owner.
The cop asked a very interesting question. He wants to know how the burglar is going to know by stalking out a home from the street, etc., which apartment or house has a gun and which doesn't.
Because of it's obvious presence, certainly a large dog is a good deterrent. But as another thread on this board pointed out, a large dog is not always a viable option for apartment dwellers for a large number of reasons.
From a recent 20/20 or 60Minutes episode (I don't remember which) it was stated that the majority of illegal guns in NYC come from legal purchases just across state lines and are illegally brought back into NY state. The numbers quoted far exceeded the use of stolen handguns.
The criminal use of firearms is a fact of life. Further outlawing and banning of firearms only insures that criminals will be the only ones armed.
When it comes right down to it and your life is being threatened by a criminal with a firearm, you can have your large dog and your 911, I'd rather have my Remington 870. But that is just my opinion.
BTW: Right below my ADT Security sticker is another that says "NRA Life Member". If that's not enough to scare away a bugler then he deserves what he gets by breaking into my home.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#334142 - 05/28/08 08:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You know nothing about guns, you know nothing about cars, and you nothing about anything else. Nothing you say can be believed. I don’t even think you were a cop at all any more. You’re just another internet liar. You’re stupid for thinking anyone would buy your waste deep line of bullshit. Please do the world a favor and stick you head in an oven and try to bullshit that, because I’m sick of wading through it here.
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#334144 - 05/28/08 12:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I don't know about that, GJ. I think they generally cut the phone line and then try to get in. If they hear the alarm siren they leave. The brand of alarm doesn't make much difference. I think I'd cut the net access too, were I a thief, because some systems and cameras work through the interwebs.
I have a big dog who barks first, then licks. It'll be up to me and my arsenal to bring the pain.
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#334146 - 05/28/08 02:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Bad Habit wrote: Quote:
BTW: Right below my ADT Security sticker is another that says "NRA Life Member".
Didn't know GestapoSteph ran a security firm on the side!
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#334148 - 05/28/08 05:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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In short your idea of deterrence is wait until the guy is in your home with a gun and THEN deter him. My best deterrence has been to live in good, active neighborhoods. The last gun violence I know of in Weehawken is years ago when two cops pulled their guns on each other over who got the cop car with the working airconditioning. No shots were fired. I don't remember any shots in the 19 years I've lived here. The biggest controversy here in the last year was whether or not George Clooney made an illegal pass when he got in an accident. Quote:
Because of it's obvious presence, certainly a large dog is a good deterrent. But as another thread on this board pointed out, a large dog is not always a viable option for apartment dwellers for a large number of reasons.
Well ... People in small apartments shouldn't have powerful guns either. Where's the bullet going to go if you miss the "perp"? Or if you drop the thing and it accidently goes off?
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From a recent 20/20 or 60Minutes episode (I don't remember which) it was stated that the majority of illegal guns in NYC come from legal purchases just across state lines and are illegally brought back into NY state. The numbers quoted far exceeded the use of stolen handguns.
Until I get some cited facts I can present for him to rebutt, I'll stick with the info I got directly from a former Brawley prosecutor.
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The criminal use of firearms is a fact of life. Further outlawing and banning of firearms only insures that criminals will be the only ones armed.
What are you babbling about? I never said that they should ban guns. Personally, I would like them all licensed and nationally tracked. But, if criminals were the only ones with hand guns, it might be much easier to figure out who they are. And, just let the cops shoot when they see one.
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When it comes right down to it and your life is being threatened by a criminal with a firearm, you can have your large dog and your 911, I'd rather have my Remington 870. But that is just my opinion.
Personally, I don't have a dog and I only have old target pump guns from my youth.
Everyone I know who was accosted by a crook with a gun and/or knife, including those whose apartments or offices were invaded, just gave up their stuff and lived.
Two were armed and taken by surprise. Of course, you'd wouldn't be 
The only people I know who were killed in gun fire were bystanders in gang violence such as my sister's ex-brother-in-law who was shot on a Miami street when two passing cars emptied their guns on each other and missed.
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BTW: Right below my ADT Security sticker is another that says "NRA Life Member". If that's not enough to scare away a bugler then he deserves what he gets by breaking into my home.
I had stickers I got in the early 80s that has a gun laying on top of a rolled out Constitution from a second amendment lobby group. It says that "the owner of this property is armed and prepared to protect life, liberty and property."
I've been robbed at gun point just as many time with as without the sticker on my door. None.
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#334149 - 05/28/08 05:58 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Fatman, FTW! Although I like the image of some retired cop keeping handguns in the fridge and the toilet tank in case the cast of a John Woo movie drops by. 
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#334153 - 05/29/08 11:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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That's the most pussy anything named Panzer has ever gotten...
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#334155 - 05/30/08 07:19 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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my ten year-old just got an M16 airsoft rifle. this should make him really popular with the ladies.
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#334157 - 05/31/08 11:31 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/15/06
Posts: 28
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Favorite for CCW is my Glock 27 Small And Weak .40 with the extension. Home is Rottie and Remington Model 11-87. Just a few of the models I have. Most kept inside a gun safe.
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#334159 - 06/03/08 01:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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a nice double and a few mauser-clones in bolt for killing things larger than a person. a cheap mossy's what won't kill people through 3 walls and is pretty foolproof for a primary defensive weapon and a sig/glock/hk around the bed works.
something .223ish for plinking. or if you need the FPS to defeat light armor, whichever.
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#334160 - 06/03/08 03:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I own an attractive single shot .20 cal Sheridan Air Rifle, and a single shot bb target pistol that I used to fire air darts.
I helped establish a rifle club at my college and I was the secretary/treasurer. But, I've never owned a "real" gun.
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#334161 - 06/03/08 03:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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get thyself an airforce talon ss or a condor in .22-most fun toys ever Quote:
I own an attractive single shot .20 cal Sheridan Air Rifle, and a single shot bb target pistol that I used to fire air darts.
I helped establish a rifle club at my college and I was the secretary/treasurer. But, I've never owned a "real" gun.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#334163 - 06/03/08 03:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You don't miss a thing, do you Einstein?
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#334166 - 06/03/08 10:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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That's bananas! Was he a dude you knew or just a random crazy?
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#334169 - 06/03/08 11:17 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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That's bananas! Was he a dude you knew or just a random crazy?
He was a guy I knew...he threatened me because he blamed me for his firing, when in reality he got fired cos he couldn't do his job. Even after he was escorted from the premises after threatening me, he continued to stalk me. I kept my S&W in the car...I pulled up to a stop sign, heard a screech of tires, and he ran up to my driver's side window waving a knife. I pulled my S&W from the door panel (I had it in a holster there) and put the barrel on his forehead. I told him that if he didn't immediately throw the knife away and back up slowly I'd blow his brains out. He threw the knife away, ran like hell, and I never saw him again. I could see that he'd pissed and/or shit his pants. It took me about an hour to get rid of the shakes.
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#334170 - 06/05/08 01:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks for sharing. That reminds me of a bit Dave Attell did on the Daily Show about the right to bear arms. He said every American should have the right to carry a gun because you never know when some maniac is gonna run up behind you and say 'you're fired'.
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#334171 - 06/06/08 10:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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I have a Crossman 760 with scope that I use when neighbors leave their Christmas lights on after mid-January. http://www.crosman.com/site/listing/1073I've also spent the last three years conditioning the neighborhood crows with ever-present peanuts in my pockets to serve as faithful and vigilant air cover.
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#334172 - 06/06/08 10:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Crows can take a hit Gunker... My Lab is forever stalking those fuckers and on more than one occasion I've sent one barrel of ten gauge into the side of one of those noisy pests only to see them reel, correct, and fly away. If you want to see feathers fly then Blue Jays are where its at kid.
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#334173 - 06/06/08 11:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Blue jays are much better fliers and will steal peanuts away from crows who will sit watching stupefied and hopeless and hope for a second peanut. It seems that the blue jay color-scheme is blind to crows.
A long time ago (when I was a teenager), I did maim a crow with a miracle long-distance Crossman shot (across the street, on top of a large tree.)
Before that, I had shot at crows at much-closer distances to no effect.
This time, the crow tumbled out of the tree and skipped about.
I went across the street to look at it closer, and realized it was bleeding out of a wing joint and could no longer fly.
I chased it about a bit, and delivered a kill shot to it's brain.
I soon realized that 50 crows were swarming about above me yelling in anguish. I got the hell out of there and was guilt-ridden.
Thus, from that point on, I no longer use the Crossman to kill, and to respect crows ala Native Americans. I now feed them on my way back and to the bus stop.
I've been doing this penance for three years in my neighborhood and now have crows flying to me from blocks away to get their peanuts.
The interesting thing is, over this three-year period, how do the crows recognize me? I've gone from clean-shaved to bearded, sometimes I carry a sportsbag, sometimes I don't, sometimes I'm dressed for work, sometimes casual, I usually walk about at the same times, but sometimes don't, hell, sometimes I exit/enter a different bus stop, sometimes I merely take out the garbage at a random time...
...in all cases, the neighborhood crows will often recognize me and fly close for a tasty peanut...
Wait; what was I talking about?
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#334174 - 06/06/08 11:22 PM
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You were saying how you got trolled by black-birds and nuts may not be your thing.
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#334178 - 06/08/08 08:23 PM
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'open carry state'. You can go on trial for making a dirty movie. You can carry guns. Fuck America is confusing...
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#334179 - 06/08/08 09:03 PM
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yep
they let me have it in an hour
i took the firearm safety class
but coudnt pass the test to carry concealed beause i couldnt remember all the gun parts on the test- i got confused on the prawl and the hammer or something
but it doesnt matter cause its an open carry state
so they just let me have it anyway
but i cant put it like, in my purse
it has to be visible
and someone told me you cant carry it on you
visible or not
in your car
but i dont know if thats true or not
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#334180 - 06/09/08 04:58 PM
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I've just figured out the way to get out of Iraq and calm down the rest of the Middle East in the process. Just issue a proclamation announcing that everyone over there get their shit together or the USO will be send an armed Pretty over for a tour.
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#334181 - 06/09/08 05:17 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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i HAVE fired a ak47 pistol once- but it was during a calendar shoot thingy i was doing for dragon arms
theres pics of me with it in front of this russian dudes hummer on my model mayhem page
theres alot of soldiers at work all the time that say they use desert eagles in battle though
and i cant even lift one of those
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#334182 - 06/09/08 05:22 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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#334185 - 06/10/08 04:01 PM
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I own alot, I mean alot, of guns. From your basic 22 cal plinkers, in-lines, 50 cal hawkins, 7mm mags, sigs,glocks,berettas,etc.
That being said I have to laugh at the CCW crowd here. I'd like at least one of you to fully explain your gameplan when it comes to killing someone outside of your home. Home defense is one thing and I'm fine with that. But if you think a permit is going to save your ass in a civil court then I hope you have the bankroll to back it up.
edit to add: nice nips pretty, what are they like 100 grain .30 cal?
Edited by LouCypher (06/10/08 04:02 PM)
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#334186 - 06/10/08 04:21 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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my nipples?
um
theyre just skin dude 
thank you
but theyre always always hard
i dont know why that is...
love, pretty
oh and yeah they told us that in firearm safety class- like an hour and a half was legal with a criminal defense attorney
and he said even if the person as attacking you and you had to kill them to get them off of you
youd still spend a lot of time in jail and money getting out of jail
permit or not
i think the permits just to carry it hiding on your person
but theyll let anyone thats not a felon carry one openly here in colorado in about an hour
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#334188 - 06/10/08 04:30 PM
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Jesus didn't need bullets, he had spikes.
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#334189 - 06/10/08 10:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You folks live in the wrong state. In SC, feeling like your life is threatened or, get this: feeling like you are witnessing someone else's life threatened gives you the right (and some say obligation) to use deadly force to end the threat.
It's not a routine occurrence, but I can't think of a single incident where the justified shooter was harassed around here.
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#334191 - 06/11/08 05:45 PM
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What kinda boomstick are you going to touch off with those flippers crackwhore?
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#334192 - 06/11/08 05:53 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Not funny. You suck.
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#334193 - 06/12/08 04:31 AM
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I've killed a cheetah at very close range and a buff at 20 yards or so. the former was the best shot under duress i've ever made-they fly at you and there's not much light or warning.
as for crows-let me reiterate the Precharched Air Rifles in .22-25. daystate, air arms and evanix all make quiet and accurate carbines that will force you to use the heaviest ammo available to stay subsonic. a condor in .22 will do well over 1200fps with a 14.9grain pellet-i prefer eun-jins and jsb's.
anyhow, you can take a crow from 100 yards ethically and raccoons, possums, skunks and fisher cats and even coyotes at half that with a decent shot placement. they'll move less than 5 yards.
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#334194 - 06/12/08 06:51 AM
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 459
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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That being said I have to laugh at the CCW crowd here. I'd like at least one of you to fully explain your gameplan when it comes to killing someone outside of your home. Home defense is one thing and I'm fine with that. But if you think a permit is going to save your ass in a civil court then I hope you have the bankroll to back it up.
I have a few guns I use for hunting, have had guns for that purpose most of my adult life. Not long ago I bought my first pistol, a Springfield Arms XD 40 cal. My son has started riding MX, which meant we were out late a night with a trailer full of tools and bikes. Plus he plays a lot to travel ball, so again. the whole out late at night thing. Now when I was young I never saw the need for PP, I always felt I could take care of my self, but now that my son is with me my feelings have changed somewhat, especially after watching the news and all the fucked up shit that takes place.
Now do I really think I'll need to use it, no. But I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.
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#334197 - 06/12/08 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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How cute, a self portrait!
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#334198 - 06/12/08 06:17 PM
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Gay For Pay
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He happens to be my Sensei.
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#334199 - 06/12/08 07:25 PM
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Not funny. You suck.
Ignore him, maybe he will go away, you just keep giving him the attention that this lil nobody seeks.
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