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#334034 - 05/30/08 09:06 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Gunker Offline
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I had a fucking awesome lunch at a place on the beach in Malibu last time I was there. Gary Busey was smoking a cigar and staring at me like he was going to slit my throat.




s/b next California tourism commercial.

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#334035 - 06/01/08 10:20 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
RenfieldGyps Offline
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i suppose check out the diy gallery, the echo park film center, and bars like spaceland or the red lion. Or try this link for echo park/silverlake. Or head 2 miles west to the 4100 bar in silverlake. 4100 is the thing over there.


Wait Im confused now, I know 2 people that live in Silverlake and they said it was fabulous and very whiteish (sp?)

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#334036 - 06/01/08 10:26 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
RenfieldGyps Offline
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I had a fucking awesome lunch at a place on the beach in Malibu last time I was there. Gary Busey was smoking a cigar and staring at me like he was going to slit my throat.




s/b next California tourism commercial.




Gary Busey is the worst fucking "so called" actor on the planet, right next to Sizemore. Did you see him hug Jennifer Garner at the Academy Awards? (what the fuck is he doing there anyway), he told her he waited his whole life to meet her or something close to that, she was scared to death, looking around for her knight in shining armour Ben Affleck. When they interviewed her the next day she said she was scared and mortified, it was pretty priceless though.

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#334037 - 06/01/08 11:40 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
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I would think that someone that was nominated for Best Actor (The Buddy Holly Story in 1979, lost to Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer)would not be out of place at the Academy Awards. Busey was a good actor before he took on the full time role of Evel Knievel.
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#334038 - 06/02/08 12:06 AM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
tattypatty Offline
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Hey, I was just flattered that he interrupted a conversation with an overly-tanned middle-aged (possibly) jewish hotshot to stare me down. My girlfriend was scared shitless and I got a cool story....
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#334039 - 06/02/08 01:52 AM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
gia jordan Offline
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So fucking what. I ate some pickles at Canters today in a wifebeater and no bra. Tons of middle-aged Jewish guys were staring me down. bFawkinD.
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#334040 - 06/02/08 02:48 AM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I would think that someone that was nominated for Best Actor (The Buddy Holly Story in 1979, lost to Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer)would not be out of place at the Academy Awards. Busey was a good actor before he took on the full time role of Evel Knievel.




I really liked him in "Carny" ... though I don't think that one is well known.

And, as the strange-o Commander in "Under Siege" - though in hindsight that might not have been acting.


He doesn't really have a long resume of good roles.
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#334041 - 06/02/08 03:34 AM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
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Gary Busey is the worst fucking "so called" actor on the planet, right next to Sizemore.




Sizemore seemed solid before the dope became a problem; i'm thinking of him in Heat, and lesser so in the short-lived Robbery Homicide Division series on TV (both were Michael Mann products). Anything more recent of his that I have seen has been an abortion, however.

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#334042 - 06/02/08 09:22 AM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Registered: 03/07/06
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So fucking what. I ate some pickles at Canters today in a wifebeater and no bra. Tons of middle-aged Jewish guys were staring me down. bFawkinD.




If an attractive woman wears that then they are trying to be noticed. So you should be comfortable with it.

And by the way.
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#334043 - 06/02/08 09:33 AM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
gia jordan Offline
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I was just saying it to mock Tatty, but it got lost in translation. Tatty, man up and rent a car like a regular human being when you get out here.
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#334044 - 06/02/08 09:55 AM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Does he even know how? He does wear expensive moisturizers and digs French fashion, after all.

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#334045 - 06/02/08 10:10 AM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
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I was just saying it to mock Tatty, but it got lost in translation. Tatty, man up and rent a car like a regular human being when you get out here.



I was just gonna hitch hike the whole time. The folks in Los Angeles are friendly, so I've got nothing to worry about. Right?
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#334046 - 06/02/08 11:16 AM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Yes. And it'll probably be two hot chicks that want you to fuck them in the ass.

Just like in every Hot Bods and Tailpipes movie.
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#334047 - 06/02/08 02:11 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
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I was just gonna hitch hike the whole time. The folks in Los Angeles are friendly, so I've got nothing to worry about. Right?




The man with black socks on is Ed Powers, and he will pick you up and give you a ride like he does to all the hitchers.

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#334048 - 06/02/08 02:16 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
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I was just gonna hitch hike the whole time. The folks in Los Angeles are friendly, so I've got nothing to worry about. Right?




Don't know if you look slightly feminine, but if you do: stay away from the bus stations. A certain XPT-poster with a bald spot might try to kidnap you and deport you to his mustard-yellow trailer with a "love seat".
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#334049 - 06/02/08 03:15 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Gigi Offline
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his love for expensive facial products notwithstanding, i highly doubt tatty patty looks feminine. i've seen a picture of his sleeves
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#334050 - 06/02/08 03:27 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
tattypatty Offline
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Thanks, Gigi. No, I kind of look like her new avatar, Mr. Stylah. But I'm gonna dress snappy when I fly so 'the man' don't hassle me (Being sleeved-out and stubble-headed can cause trouble). I'll be sure to post some pics of the trip and let the hyenas on this board have at me...
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#334051 - 06/02/08 04:49 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
tattypatty Offline
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Yes. And it'll probably be two hot chicks that want you to fuck them in the ass.

Just like in every Hot Bods and Tailpipes movie.





I've always thought of porno movies as documentaries...
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#334052 - 06/02/08 04:58 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
RenfieldGyps Offline
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I would think that someone that was nominated for Best Actor (The Buddy Holly Story in 1979, lost to Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer)would not be out of place at the Academy Awards. Busey was a good actor before he took on the full time role of Evel Knievel.


Dude your talking 1979 and Kramer v. Kramer was a great movie. He's been a fucking lunatic since. He DOES NOT belong at the Academy Awards anymore.

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#334053 - 06/02/08 05:29 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I would think that someone that was nominated for Best Actor (The Buddy Holly Story in 1979, lost to Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer)would not be out of place at the Academy Awards. Busey was a good actor before he took on the full time role of Evel Knievel.


Dude your talking 1979 and Kramer v. Kramer was a great movie. He's been a fucking lunatic since. He DOES NOT belong at the Academy Awards anymore.




Maybe next year former Oscar winner Tatum O'Neal can present!





Poor Kristen may be too "depressed".
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#334054 - 06/02/08 05:31 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Hey now she was doing research for a film , what Im appauled at is that she spent only 20.00, what a cheap fucking crackhead. I woke up to this this morning, made my day, cause I've seen her in many NA meetings in the city. Poor poor Tatum

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#334055 - 06/02/08 05:35 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I've seen her in many NA meetings in the city.




I thought that people in NA weren't suppose to talk about people going to NA meetings.

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#334056 - 06/02/08 05:37 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
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I was just gonna hitch hike the whole time. The folks in Los Angeles are friendly, so I've got nothing to worry about. Right?




The man with black socks on is Ed Powers, and he will pick you up and give you a ride like he does to all the hitchers.




Is Ed even fucking ALIVE any more? And how the fuck did he bone so many hot chicks?
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#334057 - 06/02/08 05:41 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
gia jordan Offline
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Hear that, Tatty. Hit up some NA meetings for L.A. celeb sightings. From there, hitch a ride in someone's limo to Pinkberry.
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#334058 - 06/02/08 05:43 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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I've seen her in many NA meetings in the city.




I thought that people in NA weren't suppose to talk about people going to NA meetings.




Yeah so says Page 6.

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#334059 - 06/02/08 05:59 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
tattypatty Offline
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Are there any Meth-specific NA meetings? That way I can just meet porn gals and not some bullshit movie star...
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#334060 - 06/02/08 06:01 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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yes there are
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#334061 - 06/02/08 06:03 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
tattypatty Offline
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Gigi, fuck Ohio. Buy a ticket west. I have a feeling you'd be the best travel buddy ever.
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#334062 - 06/02/08 06:04 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Gigi, fuck Ohio. Buy a ticket west. I have a feeling you'd be the best travel buddy ever.




Plus she has a license and a vehicle.
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#334063 - 06/02/08 06:12 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Charlie Malloy Offline
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I would think that someone that was nominated for Best Actor (The Buddy Holly Story in 1979, lost to Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer)would not be out of place at the Academy Awards. Busey was a good actor before he took on the full time role of Evel Knievel.


Dude your talking 1979 and Kramer v. Kramer was a great movie. He's been a fucking lunatic since. He DOES NOT belong at the Academy Awards anymore.




IMO, a parade of untalented 20-30-40-something fuckbags--who have never delivered even one remarkable performance--walk into that awards show every year. Busey deserves to be there as long as he lives based on the Buddy Holly performance. It's about talent, not popularity. Well, at least it was supposed to be.... And The Buddy Holly Story is 10 times better than Kramer vs. Kramer and that one-note adenoidal ham Hoffman.

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#334064 - 06/02/08 08:18 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

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I would think that someone that was nominated for Best Actor (The Buddy Holly Story in 1979, lost to Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer)would not be out of place at the Academy Awards. Busey was a good actor before he took on the full time role of Evel Knievel.


Dude your talking 1979 and Kramer v. Kramer was a great movie. He's been a fucking lunatic since. He DOES NOT belong at the Academy Awards anymore.




IMO, a parade of untalented 20-30-40-something fuckbags--who have never delivered even one remarkable performance--walk into that awards show every year. Busey deserves to be there as long as he lives based on the Buddy Holly performance. It's about talent, not popularity. Well, at least it was supposed to be.... And The Buddy Holly Story is 10 times better than Kramer vs. Kramer and that one-note adenoidal ham Hoffman.


I agree 70% shouldnt be there. Buddy Holly was a great movie but in "my" taste I prefer Kramer and you dont deserve to go to the awards 30 years later, he's no Charlton Heston (say if he only did Moses) or anyone of that caliber, its all about opinions, fine to disagree, no biggie. Hey dont misinterpret that I think Jennifer Garner should be there either, what the fuck has she done that is award winning or even deserving?

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#334065 - 06/02/08 08:21 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
k1ng Offline
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I ate some pickles at Canters today in a wifebeater and no bra.




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#334066 - 06/03/08 05:50 AM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Charlie Malloy Offline
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I agree 70% shouldnt be there. Buddy Holly was a great movie but in "my" taste I prefer Kramer and you dont deserve to go to the awards 30 years later, he's no Charlton Heston (say if he only did Moses) or anyone of that caliber, its all about opinions, fine to disagree, no biggie. Hey dont misinterpret that I think Jennifer Garner should be there either, what the fuck has she done that is award winning or even deserving?




I didn't mean to take it out on you. I just hate Hollywood product and The Machine.

The Academy is all about letting old "forgotten" nominated and winning actors go to the awards, by the way, which is why they take a living award-winners picture every year or two. This is how real talents (and multiple Oscar winners) like Rod Steiger would get invites year after year, even after they grew older, more bloated, even more bald and more forgotten by the uninformed youth of America. It says a lot about soundstage whores of Garner's ilk that they don't even know who their predecessors, and usually superiors, are. (And especially one like her who thinks she knows so much that she has to foist her political opinions on us.) I would not count a relatively intelligent actor like Hillary Swank in that nitwitted group.

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#334067 - 06/03/08 08:16 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
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My buddy once described the oscars as "a bunch of self-satisfied jews patting eachother on the back". Anyways, I'll be out and about tomorrow night. Any good spots to hit on a tuesday?
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#334068 - 06/03/08 08:23 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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My buddy once described the oscars as "a bunch of self-satisfied jews patting eachother on the back".






Damn Jew!!!

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#334069 - 06/03/08 08:25 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
gia jordan Offline
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Is it just my porn mind or does it look like he's doing the jerk/suck with two cocks there?
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#334070 - 06/03/08 08:26 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
Charlie Malloy Offline
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My buddy once described the oscars as "a bunch of self-satisfied jews patting eachother on the back". Anyways, I'll be out and about tomorrow night. Any good spots to hit on a tuesday?




I'll assume Jewish singles night events are out of the question?

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#334071 - 06/03/08 08:30 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

My buddy once described the oscars as "a bunch of self-satisfied jews patting eachother on the back". Anyways, I'll be out and about tomorrow night. Any good spots to hit on a tuesday?




I'll assume Jewish singles night events are out of the question?




Seriously. Looks like Hitler AND no car? Out of the question
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#334072 - 06/03/08 08:42 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
have2cit Offline
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Will they valet park a bicycle? He's got his girlfriend with him, he'll need a tandem.

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#334073 - 06/03/08 08:45 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
tattypatty Offline
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You assume I have a girlfriend? That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me, cit. My friend's picking me up and she does indeed have a vehicle. Thank you all for your concern. Y'all still haven't told me where to hit on a Tuesday.


Edited by tattypatty (06/03/08 08:56 PM)
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#334074 - 06/03/08 09:01 PM Re: I'm coming to L.A., folks
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It was more of a question, but, upon reflection, there couldn't actually be two human beings in North America completely unable to drive a car.

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