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#333985 - 05/26/08 01:57 PM
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#333986 - 05/26/08 02:02 PM
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no fuckin' way
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#333987 - 05/26/08 02:31 PM
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#333988 - 05/26/08 02:35 PM
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Please take him with you. Then leave him with some homeless crackwhores under an overpass.
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#333990 - 05/26/08 02:52 PM
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Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll be arrested by the FBI for trying to enemize the stewardesses.
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#333992 - 05/26/08 02:56 PM
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Who's who? Seriously, L.A. niggaz. Hit me back with some info....
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#333993 - 05/26/08 02:58 PM
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please...i think you can figure that out heheh
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#333994 - 05/26/08 03:55 PM
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Registered: 05/18/06
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how's about a layover in cleveland, patty? 
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#333995 - 05/26/08 04:13 PM
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Love to! But sadly I'm routed through Chi-town. We're thinkin' of catching a Browns game, though, in the fall.
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#333996 - 05/26/08 04:27 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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too bad 
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#333997 - 05/26/08 05:31 PM
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Yeah, i think so , too. I've been thinkin' on that Slim Jim Stew. So ANYWAY, is there a single poster out there from L to the A that would like to impart? Nobody?
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#333999 - 05/26/08 07:36 PM
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Elder of Zion
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It might help if you say where you'll be. This site has some good food info: http://www.chowhound.com/boards/2
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#334001 - 05/26/08 08:28 PM
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A guy named Hector to dump your sorry ass in the LaBrea Tar Pits?
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#334003 - 05/26/08 09:36 PM
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One half-serious post on this whole fuckin' thread.Thanks, 'blaster. Come on, y'all! Wait, Nicole Brazzle has a hot dog stand?
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#334004 - 05/26/08 10:00 PM
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Gay For Pay
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Go to porn star karaoke at Sardo's. Go to Jerry's famous deli to see porn stars, and buy some coke if you want to hang out with porn starts.
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#334005 - 05/26/08 10:56 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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If you like the ocean and it's a nice day then:
For shopping go to Venice Beach. Between the boardwalk and the pier, you'll see every flavor of character California has to offer and find some fun shops to peruse.
While you're on PCH, drive up to Neptune's Net north of Malibu for lunch. Fresh seafood every day and a great view of the ocean. Stop by Zuma and Westward beaches where they filmed all the Baywatch shows.
For the evening head down to the Santa Monica pier and the clubs on Colorado & Santa Monica Blvd. There's a great Irish Pub on SM blvd but I forget the name.
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#334006 - 05/26/08 10:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks blahhhh and BH. I could give two shits about 'stars' mostly, but I like Karaoke.I had a fucking awesome lunch at a place on the beach in Malibu last time I was there. Gary Busey was smoking a cigar and staring at me like he was going to slit my throat. Anybody else got a suggestion?A nice sushi joint? A decent club to hit? Keep 'em coming...
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#334007 - 05/26/08 11:03 PM
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If you like amusement parks then:
For pure fantasy, nothing beats Disnyland in Anaheim.
For Nostalgia and wild rides go to Knott's Berry Farm in Buena Park.
For the most world class roller coasters in a single park, go to Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia.
For the Hollywood flair try Universal Studios (with the added bonus of shopping at the Universal City Walk).
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#334008 - 05/26/08 11:09 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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If it is culture you are in search of, then:
The Aquarium of the Pacific and the Queen Mary Museum in Long Beach are a fun day.
The Los Angeles Museum of Science and History in Downtown is really cool to visit.
The Getty Museum in West LA is definitely worth while.
The LA Arboretum in Arcadia is beautiful.
And a concert (any concert) at the Hollywood Bowl is a must do!
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#334009 - 05/26/08 11:11 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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And even though it's passe', Hollywood Blvd has some great shopping and it looks really good since they completed all of the restoration projects.
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#334010 - 05/26/08 11:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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this is all good stuff! The disney thing is funny , because exactly a decade ago this past weekend, my ex and her sister dropped me off in Fullerton on their way to Walt's so I could get tattooed by this gent: http://www.ericmaaskesclassictattoo.com/artists.htmlEric has since passed, but I phoned the shop and Frank Ball is gonna do a piece on me when I'm down there.
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#334011 - 05/27/08 11:38 AM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Good boogie boarding in Laguna Beach if you're down that way.
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#334012 - 05/28/08 02:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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i just don't know yet. now that i've lived here for 3 yrs, it's hard to backtrack and think. avoid universal city and all those fat american tourist traps you can see anywhere usa.
best sight seeing for hot chicks and gelatto is cafe primo. it's in the posh, trendy strip near the sunset strip called sunset plaza. it's indoor/outdoor and has the best coffee and gelatto ever. and the chicks are amazing.
where are u staying? that will help a lot.
oh, for healthy mexican fast food on the cheap, you must go to a poquito mas. amazing. and there's one nearly across from cafe primo.
hit up h+m in the beverly center for cheap mens' clothes. hit up any of the buffalo exchanges for stylish used clothes.
be verrrry l.a. and hit up a pink berry. 50 calorie yogurt with fresh fruit toppings. see all the l.a. douches and their dogs abound. despite the douche factor, it's very tasty.
hit up thai restaurants in thai town- that's hollywood blvd way east of all the walk of stars, etc.
amazing mens' clothes shopping on la brea between melrose and 3rd. many cool indie/skate brands and cool wall murals as you walk by. there's a decent kosher pizza place there with no name on it, and a hassidic man took my order and yelled at me when i took too long. weird. jewish guys are usually hot for me. liberation yoga has cheap yoga classes, esp their sunday night at 7pm outdoor yoga.
walk down fairfax. cool skate shops/record shops and home to Canters. fuck jerry's deli. this place kicks ass. 24/7 jewish denny's, basically with great saurkraut.
drink across the street at the dime. great pizza and every international beer ever next door at dominico's or something with a d and also great food at that sci-fi looking cafe with the green day-glo furniture.
real men don't shop melrose avenue, but it's a nice walk if you wanna see hot chicks. stop by platinumx motorsports to see where tmfr gets them spinners and dubs. holla!
sushi...pretty much anywhere that doesn't look abyssmal is good. if you want hip atmosphere and pricey drinks, do katsuya or geisha house on hollywood blvd.
hollywood blvd is a mess. you will get an std just walking down the street. the l ron hubbard santa village at christmas is comedy gold, however. great stripper stores. you're more likely to spot porn stars shopping for scene clothes at bizzy b or playmates than psk.
the paps (paparazzi) stalk robertson. it's the street between w hollywood and bev hills where you always see paris, lindsey, and that crazy phoebe price lady shopping in kitson. food at the ivy is overrated, and you're more likely for a celeb sighting eating sensibly priced organic chicken at the newsroom across the street. bonus pts for the skinny, homeless guy in the drum major suit on roller skates.
head way east and visit areas like los feliz (pronounced las feel-iz...incorrect, i know) and silverlake for that emo hipster skinny pant scene. head further east and walk around the lake at echo park. hipsters moving in/gentrification has made it safe now, but there are still some chulos around. get your sharpees.
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#334013 - 05/28/08 10:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks so far, y'all. What about getting around? I don't drive.The last time I was with somebody who could. Am I in for a nightmare?
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#334016 - 05/28/08 11:40 AM
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I'm a cab junkie, but I recall L.A. not being so shit-hot in that department. Say what you want about NY, but their public transportation system is pretty fucking good for a city that size. Even if I get dumped for the day in a certain part of the city i could probably handle it. We'll see. I'm bringing a decent amount of loot so maybe I'll convince Jen to rent a car for the week. Is L.A. still real creepy after dark? We were staying near the USC campus last time and it was kinda weird after like 11 pm. I never felt like moving around much after that. You know how NY is real chill and there's tons of people on the streets at night? L.A. was kind of the opposite...
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#334017 - 05/28/08 12:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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There's a guy named "Bob" who posts at ADT. He lives in LA and I read where he offers to pick up and drive around posters who visit there quite frequently. Maybe you should post over there and ask for a lift?
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#334018 - 05/28/08 01:12 PM
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You might want to change your avatar to something more in line with the prevailing sentiment over there:
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#334021 - 05/28/08 04:14 PM
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Ok. The 'hood I'm gonna be in (for starters at least) is echo park. Any clue? And Can I hire a driving service as opposed to cabs? They were about 1/3 the price of taxis in NY and the drivers actually fucking knew where they were going....
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#334024 - 05/28/08 07:40 PM
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All I know of "Echo Park" is that Partridge Family babe Susan Dey was a MILF stripper ...
is that true, is that what turned out  for Laurie Partridge?
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#334026 - 05/28/08 09:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm not super-paranoid anyways. The only bad thing that happened last time is that my gf's sister cut off a blue Impala and the black guy (dressed all in blue) pulled up beside me and started flashing gang signals. He seemed to be mouthing the words "motherfucker" as well. I didn't say shit to either gal because they would have panicked. Good times...
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#334027 - 05/28/08 09:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i suppose check out the diy gallery, the echo park film center, and bars like spaceland or the red lion. Or try this link for echo park/silverlake. Or head 2 miles west to the 4100 bar in silverlake. 4100 is the thing over there.
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#334028 - 05/28/08 09:46 PM
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I'm not super-paranoid anyways. The only bad thing that happened last time is that my gf's sister cut off a blue Impala and the black guy (dressed all in blue) pulled up beside me and started flashing gang signals. He seemed to be mouthing the words "motherfucker" as well. I didn't say shit to either gal because they would have panicked. Good times...
It's gonna be so great when you're shot and killed by a stray bullet in Pacific Palisades.
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#334029 - 05/28/08 09:56 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Echo Park is fine. It used to be pretty gangsta in the 80s.(the movie Colors was set there)
Now it's much more gentrified and has trendy boutiques and art spaces. Good eats around there. Brite Spot, Millies, Netty's, Siete Mares, Masa, etc.
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#334032 - 05/30/08 05:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It's hotter here in Ottawa. I was real worried about the dewpoint. Thanks...
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#334035 - 06/01/08 10:20 PM
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i suppose check out the diy gallery, the echo park film center, and bars like spaceland or the red lion. Or try this link for echo park/silverlake. Or head 2 miles west to the 4100 bar in silverlake. 4100 is the thing over there.
Wait Im confused now, I know 2 people that live in Silverlake and they said it was fabulous and very whiteish (sp?) 
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#334036 - 06/01/08 10:26 PM
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I had a fucking awesome lunch at a place on the beach in Malibu last time I was there. Gary Busey was smoking a cigar and staring at me like he was going to slit my throat.
s/b next California tourism commercial.
 Gary Busey is the worst fucking "so called" actor on the planet, right next to Sizemore. Did you see him hug Jennifer Garner at the Academy Awards? (what the fuck is he doing there anyway), he told her he waited his whole life to meet her or something close to that, she was scared to death, looking around for her knight in shining armour Ben Affleck. When they interviewed her the next day she said she was scared and mortified, it was pretty priceless though.
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#334037 - 06/01/08 11:40 PM
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I would think that someone that was nominated for Best Actor (The Buddy Holly Story in 1979, lost to Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer)would not be out of place at the Academy Awards. Busey was a good actor before he took on the full time role of Evel Knievel.
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#334038 - 06/02/08 12:06 AM
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Hey, I was just flattered that he interrupted a conversation with an overly-tanned middle-aged (possibly) jewish hotshot to stare me down. My girlfriend was scared shitless and I got a cool story....
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#334039 - 06/02/08 01:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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So fucking what. I ate some pickles at Canters today in a wifebeater and no bra. Tons of middle-aged Jewish guys were staring me down. bFawkinD.
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#334041 - 06/02/08 03:34 AM
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Gary Busey is the worst fucking "so called" actor on the planet, right next to Sizemore.
Sizemore seemed solid before the dope became a problem; i'm thinking of him in Heat, and lesser so in the short-lived Robbery Homicide Division series on TV (both were Michael Mann products). Anything more recent of his that I have seen has been an abortion, however.
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#334043 - 06/02/08 09:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I was just saying it to mock Tatty, but it got lost in translation. Tatty, man up and rent a car like a regular human being when you get out here.
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#334044 - 06/02/08 09:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Does he even know how? He does wear expensive moisturizers and digs French fashion, after all.
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#334046 - 06/02/08 11:16 AM
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Yes. And it'll probably be two hot chicks that want you to fuck them in the ass.
Just like in every Hot Bods and Tailpipes movie.
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#334047 - 06/02/08 02:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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I was just gonna hitch hike the whole time. The folks in Los Angeles are friendly, so I've got nothing to worry about. Right?
The man with black socks on is Ed Powers, and he will pick you up and give you a ride like he does to all the hitchers.
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#334049 - 06/02/08 03:15 PM
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his love for expensive facial products notwithstanding, i highly doubt tatty patty looks feminine. i've seen a picture of his sleeves 
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#334050 - 06/02/08 03:27 PM
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Thanks, Gigi. No, I kind of look like her new avatar, Mr. Stylah. But I'm gonna dress snappy when I fly so 'the man' don't hassle me (Being sleeved-out and stubble-headed can cause trouble). I'll be sure to post some pics of the trip and let the hyenas on this board have at me...
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#334052 - 06/02/08 04:58 PM
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I would think that someone that was nominated for Best Actor (The Buddy Holly Story in 1979, lost to Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer)would not be out of place at the Academy Awards. Busey was a good actor before he took on the full time role of Evel Knievel.
Dude your talking 1979 and Kramer v. Kramer was a great movie. He's been a fucking lunatic since. He DOES NOT belong at the Academy Awards anymore.
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#334057 - 06/02/08 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hear that, Tatty. Hit up some NA meetings for L.A. celeb sightings. From there, hitch a ride in someone's limo to Pinkberry.
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#334058 - 06/02/08 05:43 PM
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I've seen her in many NA meetings in the city.
I thought that people in NA weren't suppose to talk about people going to NA meetings.
Yeah so says Page 6.
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#334059 - 06/02/08 05:59 PM
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Are there any Meth-specific NA meetings? That way I can just meet porn gals and not some bullshit movie star...
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#334060 - 06/02/08 06:01 PM
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yes there are
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#334063 - 06/02/08 06:12 PM
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Registered: 01/10/06
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I would think that someone that was nominated for Best Actor (The Buddy Holly Story in 1979, lost to Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer)would not be out of place at the Academy Awards. Busey was a good actor before he took on the full time role of Evel Knievel.
Dude your talking 1979 and Kramer v. Kramer was a great movie. He's been a fucking lunatic since. He DOES NOT belong at the Academy Awards anymore.
IMO, a parade of untalented 20-30-40-something fuckbags--who have never delivered even one remarkable performance--walk into that awards show every year. Busey deserves to be there as long as he lives based on the Buddy Holly performance. It's about talent, not popularity. Well, at least it was supposed to be.... And The Buddy Holly Story is 10 times better than Kramer vs. Kramer and that one-note adenoidal ham Hoffman.
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#334064 - 06/02/08 08:18 PM
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I would think that someone that was nominated for Best Actor (The Buddy Holly Story in 1979, lost to Dustin Hoffman in Kramer vs Kramer)would not be out of place at the Academy Awards. Busey was a good actor before he took on the full time role of Evel Knievel.
Dude your talking 1979 and Kramer v. Kramer was a great movie. He's been a fucking lunatic since. He DOES NOT belong at the Academy Awards anymore.
IMO, a parade of untalented 20-30-40-something fuckbags--who have never delivered even one remarkable performance--walk into that awards show every year. Busey deserves to be there as long as he lives based on the Buddy Holly performance. It's about talent, not popularity. Well, at least it was supposed to be.... And The Buddy Holly Story is 10 times better than Kramer vs. Kramer and that one-note adenoidal ham Hoffman.
I agree 70% shouldnt be there. Buddy Holly was a great movie but in "my" taste I prefer Kramer and you dont deserve to go to the awards 30 years later, he's no Charlton Heston (say if he only did Moses) or anyone of that caliber, its all about opinions, fine to disagree, no biggie. Hey dont misinterpret that I think Jennifer Garner should be there either, what the fuck has she done that is award winning or even deserving?
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#334066 - 06/03/08 05:50 AM
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Registered: 01/10/06
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I agree 70% shouldnt be there. Buddy Holly was a great movie but in "my" taste I prefer Kramer and you dont deserve to go to the awards 30 years later, he's no Charlton Heston (say if he only did Moses) or anyone of that caliber, its all about opinions, fine to disagree, no biggie. Hey dont misinterpret that I think Jennifer Garner should be there either, what the fuck has she done that is award winning or even deserving?
I didn't mean to take it out on you. I just hate Hollywood product and The Machine. 
The Academy is all about letting old "forgotten" nominated and winning actors go to the awards, by the way, which is why they take a living award-winners picture every year or two. This is how real talents (and multiple Oscar winners) like Rod Steiger would get invites year after year, even after they grew older, more bloated, even more bald and more forgotten by the uninformed youth of America. It says a lot about soundstage whores of Garner's ilk that they don't even know who their predecessors, and usually superiors, are. (And especially one like her who thinks she knows so much that she has to foist her political opinions on us.) I would not count a relatively intelligent actor like Hillary Swank in that nitwitted group.
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#334067 - 06/03/08 08:16 PM
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My buddy once described the oscars as "a bunch of self-satisfied jews patting eachother on the back". Anyways, I'll be out and about tomorrow night. Any good spots to hit on a tuesday?
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#334069 - 06/03/08 08:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Is it just my porn mind or does it look like he's doing the jerk/suck with two cocks there?
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#334070 - 06/03/08 08:26 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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My buddy once described the oscars as "a bunch of self-satisfied jews patting eachother on the back". Anyways, I'll be out and about tomorrow night. Any good spots to hit on a tuesday?
I'll assume Jewish singles night events are out of the question?
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#334072 - 06/03/08 08:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Will they valet park a bicycle? He's got his girlfriend with him, he'll need a tandem.
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#334073 - 06/03/08 08:45 PM
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You assume I have a girlfriend? That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me, cit. My friend's picking me up and she does indeed have a vehicle. Thank you all for your concern. Y'all still haven't told me where to hit on a Tuesday.
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#334074 - 06/03/08 09:01 PM
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It was more of a question, but, upon reflection, there couldn't actually be two human beings in North America completely unable to drive a car.
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, what Im appauled at is that she spent only 20.00, what a cheap fucking crackhead. I woke up to this this morning, made my day, cause I've seen her in many NA meetings in the city. Poor poor Tatum 
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