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#33370 - 06/22/04 01:12 AM Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Well here are some recent pictures from la erotica and some other porn party with a few monkey words below each picture to give a story behind each picture. Enjoy. Wow Rod Stewart's career really has taken a turn for the worse When a person in the crowd asks spyder to give an interpretive pose of a sad loser this was what he came up with while tera stands by him thinking to herself ' i let this guy stick his dick in my on a regualr basis, what in the fuck am i doing?' This answers the age old question, how will taylor rain find a more homosexual looking boyfriend after scott fayner, and this is the answer, she is now dating some guy who moonlights as the lead singer from hanson in a hanson cover band that plays friday nights at the toolshed. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33371 - 06/22/04 01:24 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	i have nothing for this picture as i think it speaks for itself. Stand there and look ghetto if you have a shinny forehead. BOTOX. I love india. Yes the international sign for ' im a pornstar' displayed beautifully here. I love daisy, THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, RIGHT?, THAT 18 YEAR OLD PUSSY. Great scene with vince. Prior to getting into porn this guy was found having sex with sheep in a barn on his farm (missing from picture chewing straw and a spit bucket) Lauren phoenix. Greatness. Porn chick's reaction when she finds out that smartt is the guy in the black shirt in the right of shot. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33372 - 06/22/04 01:28 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	What's that sore on Taylor's neck, just above the necklace? Is she breaking out with some disease? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#33373 - 06/22/04 01:30 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	its nice to know what happend to the rest of jackson five. Tito hasn't aged a day. Vince voyeur doing a great job looking like a jockey on steroids, erick everhard doing a great job slowly but surely starting to look like brandon irons while both being wedged between their sugar daddy at red light. Shine your boots governor Still looks like my cousin and its crepping me out more and more each day. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33374 - 06/22/04 01:35 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Fayner and his posse (missing from picture: friends), aparently fayner didn't get the memo that suit coats went out when miami vice was canceled 20 years ago. The picture that lays to rest exactly what fayner's sexuality is. Turns out taylor wasn''t the only person who could go out and get a more homosexual looking boyfriend, you go fayner (finger snaps) August looking sexy and evil at the same time. I miss angelica. (tear) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33375 - 06/22/04 01:35 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Who's the "porn chick" under the Lauren Phoenix picture? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#33376 - 06/22/04 01:37 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Who's the "porn chick" under the Lauren Phoenix picture? ann marie and the thing on taylor's neck just looks like a spot or a rash, i had one of those after fayner and i split. Im spent on the pictures and captions hope you all enjoy. Monkey branching out. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33377 - 06/22/04 01:38 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Also before any of you ask, i did NOT take these pictures. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33378 - 06/22/04 01:40 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	edited to retract question about who took pictures. Incidentally, Fayner looks terrible. How old is he? I'm 40 and I look a lot better than him. Seriously. Edited by zenman (06/22/04 01:41 AM) _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#33379 - 06/22/04 02:14 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: What's that sore on Taylor's neck, just above the necklace? Is she breaking out with some disease? Mosquito bites look exactly like that on me. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#33380 - 06/22/04 03:15 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Could just be an irritated spot from soap. I get dry spots sometimes when I use Irish Spring. Heat spot from shower? Doesn't look serious. Of course, it could be part of a much larger syphilitic rash. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#33381 - 06/22/04 04:25 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
sportswami Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/04/04 Posts: 406 Loc: Boston, MA	Just wanted to respond that two of the women in the pics that Monkey bashes (Ashley Long and Aurora Snow) are not only sexy and hot... but extremely sweet and delightfyl to deal with (btw.. when will the Smelly Bastard grow a pair and tell everyone what we suspect... HE IS SCOTT FAYNER!!)
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#33382 - 06/22/04 04:56 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Holy shit, Lisa Sparxxx is a Big Girl! _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#33383 - 06/22/04 05:11 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Monkey did not bash Aurora. He has said before that she looks similar to his cousin. I think that would creep anyone out. There is a porn star that looks like my cousin too, and I can't watch her scenes. The Ashley Long crack was just a silly joke. Everyone knows she has a beautiful anus. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#33384 - 06/22/04 06:35 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Lol,brilliant post monkey. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#33385 - 06/22/04 07:39 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Shit now I am even more jelous that I don't live out west- Monkeys cousin lookalike was at that event- She is dreamy. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#33386 - 06/22/04 01:38 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Just wanted to respond that two of the women in the pics that Monkey bashes (Ashley Long and Aurora Snow) are not only sexy and hot... but extremely sweet and delightfyl to deal with (btw.. when will the Smelly Bastard grow a pair and tell everyone what we suspect... HE IS SCOTT FAYNER!!) Swami you have no idea how much i want 1000 iraqis to urinate on you Quote: Holy shit, Lisa Sparxxx is a Big Girl! Zenman you have no idea how close i came to posting something about that picture, but held back because i thought she read here and didn't want to get banned Quote: Monkey did not bash Aurora. He has said before that she looks similar to his cousin. I think that would creep anyone out. There is a porn star that looks like my cousin too, and I can't watch her scenes. The Ashley Long crack was just a silly joke. Everyone knows she has a beautiful anus Thank you toelicker for beating me to the punch and explaining the simple logicistics of humor to swami. Quote: Lol,brilliant post monkey. Lol thanks jeff. I was preying for a swami picture and it never came through. Quote: Shit now I am even more jelous that I don't live out west- Monkeys cousin lookalike was at that event- She is dreamy. damn you cleetus. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33387 - 06/22/04 07:25 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I'm bored so i thought i would add a few more. Only 12 months ago i was cleaning toilets with my mom at a motel inn, look at me now. Nothing says class more then a great smile and a $20 plastic diamond necklace stand there and look, fat, old and ugly if you have overstayed your welcome in the porn business. Swan's reaction when someone told her the 80's were over and there was no use for arm warmers and punk hair anymore. People think she is hot, i don't get it. Its the just does girls thing i tell ya. Nothing more Yes im a pornstar with no boobs and am about as useful as a pilot afraid of heights. Hardcore gossip guy, i hate this fool. This is probably about hour 4 into asking pornstars at the expo their thoughts on current crisis in iraq. possibly the longest neck in porn, far ahead of krystal steal, not sure if its useful though. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33388 - 06/22/04 07:27 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	I think Swan would look great with BI's cock down her throat. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#33389 - 06/22/04 07:33 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	no wonder i missed the swami, he went incognito. Sexy custard legs there swami. this is why male pornstars get paid to have sex too. UH heya folks and welcome to the tonight show. Im just kidding this chick is a hottie. The face of a man who thought it was a good idea to shoot drugs into his penis. The bobbit of porn since well bobbit. DEE sex godess and me trying to look cute. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33390 - 06/22/04 07:35 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I think Swan would look great with BI's cock down her throat. swan looks like the white annabel chong to me. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33391 - 06/22/04 08:33 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Monkey, nice captions August, Ann Marie, Lauren Phoenix and India look great. _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#33392 - 06/23/04 03:17 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: and me trying to look cute. If thats you tell us what that sore on your kneck really is?
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#33393 - 06/23/04 04:36 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Monkey, nice captions August, Ann Marie, Lauren Phoenix and India look great. No problem, the board needed a fresh look after the dreading running of the top 10's. August looks AMAZING, some pornstars look better with their clothes on. 2cit, can't a girl have a blemish every now and then. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33394 - 06/23/04 12:33 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
BigPornFan Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 614 Loc: Boston, MA.	Quote: no wonder i missed the swami, he went incognito. Sexy custard legs there swami.
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#33395 - 06/23/04 01:22 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Ali G. 13 Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 05/27/04 Posts: 144 Loc: Los Angeles	Great pics and comments monkey. Perhaps you should take over Lukeford? And yea that is a pretty big girl. Fortunately I have not come across her is any porn yet. Keep your head up monkey
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#33396 - 06/23/04 01:31 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Thanks big pornfan that was my favorite as well. I never laugh at my own comments but on that one when i had a look at it with the picture i did. Ali G you don't want to say that, fayner reads here and reading those words would be more then enough to send him over the edge and into the cruel hard hands of his addictions. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33397 - 06/23/04 01:32 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	I must say monkey, excellent post.
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#33398 - 06/23/04 02:13 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Redvers Kyle ADT regular Registered: 06/23/04 Posts: 6	Hilarious post! just one thing though - who's that bloke with Lisa Sparxxx, Is it Patrick Stewart? That beard isnt fooling anyone captain.
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#33399 - 06/23/04 02:50 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Quote: Hilarious post! just one thing though - who's that bloke with Lisa Sparxxx, Is it Patrick Stewart? That beard isnt fooling anyone captain. That man is evil. I have no clue who he is, but I saw him in an Extreme comp once, demanding that a girl rim his ass and gasping like a woman when she did. It scarred me. Then I saw him being anally penetrated by Tina Tyler in a photo set. Photographic evidence attached (please, out of concern for fellow porners, do NOT link these). I hate this man, whoever he is. Attachments 29927-bb3_tina_3_a028.jpg (116 downloads) _________________________
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#33400 - 06/23/04 02:52 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	[picture removed to protect smelly monkey's tender sensibilities] Edited by smilingarab (06/23/04 07:33 PM) _________________________
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#33401 - 06/23/04 03:21 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: who's that bloke with Lisa Sparxxx, Is it Patrick Stewart? That beard isnt fooling anyone captain. Rod Fontana _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#33402 - 06/23/04 05:21 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Fucking hell arab, give a little warning before each picture of a guy taking it up the ass. I think britney skye does that shit too, putting strap on dildo's up men's asses. Hey whatever floats your boat. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33403 - 06/23/04 05:33 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
DukeAbercrombie1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/27/03 Posts: 436	smelly monkey! u lucky sack of crap! awesome pix! i wish i could have came post more _________________________
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#33404 - 06/23/04 07:35 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	That Swami in drag pic/post is funny as fuck _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#33405 - 06/23/04 07:36 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Quote: Fucking hell arab, give a little warning before each picture of a guy taking it up the ass. I think britney skye does that shit too, putting strap on dildo's up men's asses. Hey whatever floats your boat. I propose he be known from now on as "Twinkletoes Fontana." I think I had Britney Skye down as "Porn Slut Most Likely to Emasculate Her Pimp" in the office pool. _________________________
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#33406 - 06/24/04 02:12 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: i wish i could have came I did. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#33407 - 06/24/04 04:30 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I think I had Britney Skye down as "Porn Slut Most Likely to Emasculate Her Pimp" in the office pool That deserves a dancing banana Brintey is strange to put your finger on, she isn't fat but she isn't skinny either, she might be one of the rare people who is actually big boned instead of the normal fatties using that term because they are in denial, she is a solid lass. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33408 - 06/24/04 08:59 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
BigPornFan Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 614 Loc: Boston, MA.	All tough guys strike this pose . The only thing that would make him more of a badass would be if he had Brandon Irons cock down his throat .
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#33409 - 06/24/04 09:59 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	He reminds me a little of Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith's attorney. Not his personality, but the way he looks. I catch a glimpse of it now and then. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#33410 - 06/24/04 10:03 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Steven Millan Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 706 Loc: Las Vegas	Quote: Great pics and comments monkey. Perhaps you should take over Lukeford? And yea that is a pretty big girl. Fortunately I have not come across her is any porn yet. Keep your head up monkey Smelly Monkey running LukeFord.com ?!/ That's quite a really scary thought---- (BTW:are you really the Ali G. from Madonna's "Music" video?)
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#33411 - 06/24/04 10:54 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Smelly Monkey running LukeFord.com ?!/ That's quite a really scary thought---- Thats not for me at all, i think it should be returned to its rightful owner in Mr Luke Ford himself and fayner should stick his head in an oven. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#33412 - 06/14/06 07:54 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I'm giving this a bump for the fayner pics alone.
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#33413 - 06/14/06 08:14 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
pornactorforhire Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/06/05 Posts: 147	Quote: I'm giving this a bump for the fayner pics alone. because you are _________________________ "dont fuch with me, or i mak esheet ,piss, womit into yours fucker mother slut pussy, i fuck this bitch and you" http://www.myspace.com/pornactorforhire
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#33414 - 06/14/06 08:17 AM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: because you are why am I not surprised you can easily spot a gay man, it must be your business instincts.
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#33415 - 06/14/06 07:51 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	good bump, this thread was before i even lurked here, great read
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#33416 - 06/15/06 04:35 PM Re: Recent Porn Event Pictures Monkey Style
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	I imagine Taylor Rains ass smells as rancid as a Port-O-Potty on a hot summer day at Ozzfest. _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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