Yeah, man, I hear you. I mean, it was all I could do to sit back, relax, and enjoy the great head. All I kept thinking about was the eye shadow. How dare she wear her makeup like she does on a daily basis?? That's fucked up, I said, as she bobbed her head up and down....and then some. The sounds of her slobbering around by my nutsack were nearly drowned out by the internal mental debate I was having with myself about how this woman messed things up.

And then I relaxed and told myself to not think like a dink.

The blowjob was fantastic.
She is fantastic.
Guys who hate movies will complain there is too much salt on the popcorn and the theater was too dark instead of just having a good time.

I had a good time......a VERY GOOD TIME.
So did Payton, eyeshadow and all.

Fuck all you XXX-rated Joan Rivers-like critics who never got around to realizing that there is no such thing as a bad blowjob. I repeat: there is no such thing as a bad blowjob.