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#333524 - 05/24/08 12:19 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i'm getting the husband a new wheelbarrow. and probably a blow job or something.
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#333525 - 05/24/08 04:10 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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I will probably take my dad out to dinner and maybe give him a copy of my leadership paper I wrote for my business class a couple quarters ago since it was mostly about him.
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#333526 - 05/24/08 04:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I'm calling my dad and wishing him a happy father's day. I keep meaning to send him framed prints of my non-porn photography but I'm lazy.
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#333527 - 05/24/08 05:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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He's be away, so it'll be the same awkward phone call I make every year; some small talk about our dogs and then him saying "Ok. see ya later...".
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#333528 - 05/24/08 05:29 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Card and phone call. He lives in FL and I prefer to visit him on his birthday in January.
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#333529 - 05/24/08 05:31 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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the last time i called my dad he didn't know who i was, even after i said my name twice.  they really should have named me patricia.
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#333530 - 05/24/08 06:22 PM
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Last time I spoke to my dad was on his birthday, which was two days before Christmas. He said, and I quote: "What the fuck do you want?" I said "I wanted to wish you a happy birthday, ya fucking asshole," and hung up. He tried to apologize on Christmas, but I was having none of it. Three years later, I buried him on my twenty-fifth birthday. That was in 1995.
The point I'm trying to make is: No matter what kind of asshole your old man is, call him anyway. You'll feel better about being the bigger person down the road.
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#333533 - 05/24/08 09:12 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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Loc: SoCal
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#333534 - 05/24/08 09:30 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Sounds like we have daddy issues all over this board. How shocking.
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#333535 - 05/24/08 10:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Haven't talked to my father in seven years.
Hey, Ceara, how's about that thunderstorm that just rolled through Portland?
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#333536 - 05/24/08 10:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Some sort of disgustingly salty Greek fish eggs wrapped in wax. It's the only thing within the past year or so that he seemed to get genuinely excited about. $150 for half a pound.
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#333537 - 05/24/08 10:14 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Hey, Ceara, how's about that thunderstorm that just rolled through Portland?
Yeah, where the fuck did that come from? It was sunny as hell earlier. This is what I like to call PMS weather.
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#333538 - 05/24/08 10:25 PM
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Some sort of disgustingly salty Greek fish eggs wrapped in wax. It's the only thing within the past year or so that he seemed to get genuinely excited about. $150 for half a pound.
This is not a good deal.
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#333539 - 05/24/08 10:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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the only gift my pops will accept for father's day or his birthday is a day on the links together duck hooking tee shots and yipping 3 foot putts.
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#333540 - 05/24/08 11:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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This is not a good deal.
That's kind of the point. He's usually a cheapskate and for him to buy something expensive and brag about it is a sign that it would make a good gift in the future. Although if you have a source in NYC for imported Greek delicacies, feel free to mention it.
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#333541 - 05/25/08 05:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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From a favorite essay: "I was also convinced that Greek cuisine was an oxymoron. Nations are like people. Some are good at cooking, while others have a talent for music or baseball or manufacturing VCRs. The Greeks are really good at both pre-Socratic philosophy and white sculpture. They have not been good cooks since the fifth century B.C., when Siracusa in Sicily was the gastronomic capital of the world. Typical of the Greeks' modern cuisine are feta cheese and retsina wine. Any country that pickles its national cheese in brine and adulterates its national wine with pine pitch should order dinner at the local Chinese place and save its energies for other things. The British go to Greece for the food, which says volumes to me. You would probably think twice before buying a Russian or Algerian television set." Whole essay ("The Omnivore" by Jeffrey Steingarten) at: http://www.slate.com/id/3152/
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#333542 - 05/25/08 06:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I lived in Greece in 1996 for almost 8 months. The food there is disgusting and very greasy; hence the name Greece. Lol. When it's not greasy, it's some cheaply made doughy thing. The only thing I liked was the fish, but be warned that it's served with the head though no one eats the head. In addition to restaurants, walking down the street is like one big nasty food court with lamb meat spinning around on a rotisserie and half the time there are flies buzzing around it. I lived off mousaka and this tapioca thing from the ice cream stores called Risolait. Oh, and there was a creperie down the street (mmmnn orange and chocolate crepes) thank goodness where I could get more civilized food. At least the unpalatable food there kept me from getting fat combined with the food poisoning I got my 2nd week there. The wait was so long at the public hospital that I fell asleep in the park across the street with my number in my hand. The md checked my vitals while smoking a cigarette. [/Good times.]
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#333545 - 05/26/08 12:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I lived in Greece in 1996 for almost 8 months. The food there is disgusting and very greasy; hence the name Greece. Lol. When it's not greasy, it's some cheaply made doughy thing. The only thing I liked was the fish, but be warned that it's served with the head though no one eats the head. In addition to restaurants, walking down the street is like one big nasty food court with lamb meat spinning around on a rotisserie and half the time there are flies buzzing around it. I lived off mousaka and this tapioca thing from the ice cream stores called Risolait. Oh, and there was a creperie down the street (mmmnn orange and chocolate crepes) thank goodness where I could get more civilized food. At least the unpalatable food there kept me from getting fat combined with the food poisoning I got my 2nd week there. The wait was so long at the public hospital that I fell asleep in the park across the street with my number in my hand. The md checked my vitals while smoking a cigarette. [/Good times.]
First off, you spent way too much fucking time there. One of my aunt's over there likes to say "Greece makes a wonderful lover, but a horrible wife." 3 weeks is the most I would spend. You need to actually talk to the people and find out what places to visit and where to eat. I was told to avoid Moussaka because it's usually made with the leftover meat from the day before. In general, stick with salad, fruit, and grilled meat (not from the rotisserie).
My family there usually does all the cooking, so I get to have some really great meals. The stuffed peppers are my favorite. Also something called stifado, which is meat in red-wine sauce with pearl onions. The homemade wine is fantastic too, especially if you let some fruit soak in it and then eat the fruit.
If you want to make Moussaka, try this recipe: http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-make-moussaka It needs a bit of tinkering, but it's pretty good. Also, the best feta is Valbreso (it's actually French).
And English people are fucking disgusting. They get drunk, break bottles everywhere, puke all over the place, then fall on the broken glass.
By the way, did they try to take out your appendix when you had food poisoning? That's a common rip-off over there. Whatever you go in for, they try to give you some sort of unnecessary surgery. And everybody smokes. Before they banned it on airlines, the stewardesses used to smoke while serving food & drinks.
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#333546 - 05/26/08 06:13 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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...I fell asleep in the park across the street with my number in my hand. The md checked my vitals while smoking a cigarette.
are you sure that was the MD ?
OPA!
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#333548 - 05/26/08 09:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I get along well with my Dad and even my step-dad is OK.
I see my Dad about once every 2 weeks or so. I'll likely be in FL on Father's Day this year. Mostly I let my sister have the day with him since it seems to matter to her, and I don't really get along with her.
btw, I love Greek owned NJ diners.
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#333549 - 05/27/08 09:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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I lived in Greece in 1996 for almost 8 months. The food there is disgusting and very greasy; hence the name Greece. Lol. When it's not greasy, it's some cheaply made doughy thing. The only thing I liked was the fish, but be warned that it's served with the head though no one eats the head. In addition to restaurants, walking down the street is like one big nasty food court with lamb meat spinning around on a rotisserie and half the time there are flies buzzing around it. I lived off mousaka and this tapioca thing from the ice cream stores called Risolait. Oh, and there was a creperie down the street (mmmnn orange and chocolate crepes) thank goodness where I could get more civilized food. At least the unpalatable food there kept me from getting fat combined with the food poisoning I got my 2nd week there. The wait was so long at the public hospital that I fell asleep in the park across the street with my number in my hand. The md checked my vitals while smoking a cigarette. [/Good times.]
That is exactly what Astoria Queens is like. To a 'T'
yes it is, and it smells in that area and not a pleasant smell, its putrid 
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#333552 - 05/28/08 07:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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That is exactly what Astoria Queens is like. To a 'T'
yes it is, and it smells in that area and not a pleasant smell, its putrid
I never found Astoria bad smelling. I like the Czech/Slovak bar gardens in the area. Great beer.
Im not a drinker, but yes it smells in the neighborhood.
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#333553 - 06/15/08 10:45 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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happy father's day to all the dads here. i wonder if kurt lockwood is taking his little squirt to a father/son tranny blowbang? i'd like to think so.
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