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Who would win?
Drinking Contest - The Russian
Stick Fighting - The Filipino
Mud Wrestling - The Filipino
Math Contest - The Russian
Chess Match - The Russian
Staring Contest - The Russian
Spelling Bee - Both Fail - Nul
Knife Fight - Tough call, but Filipino's use that Butterfly shit - The Filipino
Weight Lifting - The Russian
Squatting Contest - The Filipino
Picking Up Chicks - The Russian
Solving the Rubrics Cube - The Russian
Subjugating the Citizens - The Russian
Beating Burg's post length On XPT - Nul - Impossible