These are some reviews I've done on the Church, I don't do this for a living, so be easy on me and enjoy.
Stars Max Hardcore , Alex Dane, Alice
Themes: Speculums
Production or Street Date DVD Release Date : Dec 01, 2006 -? Could have sworn is was earlier then this!
Available Formats DVD/VHS
Running Time NA
Source and Price Paid ----- JM Productions $29.95
http://www.jerkoffzone.com/jmcatalog/series.php?sid=66
Notes This is a review of the the scene with Alice only. + equals includes - equals does not include
And So It Begins:
Here's a little ditty about Max and Alice, two perverts growing up in the heart land, Alice is gonna be aaaa Porno star, Max just wants to fuck her up, and that's just how it starts! This one is a little older, but still worth adding to your Max collection, Alice is a Czech whore with a super fine body and tan, she is looking for a party and finds Max in his garage on his motorcycle
(LOL I love how the bike has Max's name on the side and an XXX on the back) anyway, Alice is wearing a little blue mini number, the first thing you will notice is her hot tan and smooth skin, the next thing Max notices is her tight ass as he spins her around and inspects the goods. Alice has one big pigtail a funny accent and her teeth are not up to par, but that being said, she it still one fine piece of fuck flesh.
+ Indoor garage shoot (well lit.) Sound Quality ( Very Good, some small cuts in dialog/scenes but noting unforgivable.)
What's I Liked:
Alice really does have a kicking body, her tit's are small to medium size, and a very cute face, in this scene she seems to enjoy being a fuck toy, I really started to take notice of this whore when Max puts her on her knees, and starts to skull fuck her. I love the way he grabs her by the head "like some sexy watermelon" and skulls Alice all the way to the back of the throat, Max takes turns going from ass to mouth, Alice looks super hot in doggy position and looking at the screen as she is being skulled, her eyes stay fixed on the camera and you can see - this chick lost her soul a long time ago.
By far my favorite scene besides the skull work is... YES double speculums! I love speculum work, nothing is sexier then really looking deep into the insides of the whore and seeing her pink up close and personal, and nothing is sexier then a whore who knows what she is about "her holes" Max flips Alice on a chair ass up, head down and spreads open her cunt first, (unfortunately the camera man fucks up and takes forever to focus right) eventually though you get some nice shots of Alice's cervix and baby canal, hearing her urge Max on as he does this is a real turn on. Before long, Max obeys the first law of the Yellow Couch,
"Why single speculum the whore, when you can double speculum the whore" and soon he inserts a speculum up this fine young whores brownie. Again, unfortunately, the lighting is affected by the speculum lights so it's kinda hard to see deep inside the whore, but you still get some very hot looks at the inner workings off Miss Alice.
At this point Max does something I don't think I've ever witness on video before, he takes a bottle of motor oil and proceeds to pour it into Alice's womb and ass (not sure it it's real motor oil, but sure looks it!) Wow this is hot, this whore just watches as Max fucks her up, he then, after filling her up, removes the speculum from her ass, leaving one in her pussy and starts to sodomize the dumb whore, some very cool shots of the liquid being forced out of Alice's pussy, also some great shots of Alice's inside ass as Max forces the skin through her pussy (love that.)
One can't hold up to perversion this good, so soon Max is ready to dump his load in the whores pussy and ass, her pussy is still spread open, ass closed but still fucked up. Some very hot shots of Alice's face as she watches what is being done to her.
What you Will see
++ Speculums +Ass/Pussy Cum Shot + Dildo ++ A whore being Lubed
What you Wont See
- Piss- SideKick - Fisting - Slapping - Extreme Verbal abuse -Lipstick -Smoking -Slime/Barf
Meat and Potatoes:
The scene starts off with a "bent over the bike" ass fucking, it's some pretty standard stuff, she also fingers herself (boring..) Max then positions Alice on the floor doggy style for the throat and ATM and the action starts to heat up, we then see Alice on Max's lap for some sodomy while he pushes a dildo in her pussy. The scene ends in the chair upside down, so you don't see much repetitive potions.Verbal and physical degradation fans wont get all the action, there is some degradation by Max (stupid cunt, whore..) but nothing really extreme. The Oral and Anal are worth the price ticket alone, when you add the double spreader this VHS/DVD is a must have for spec fans. I would like to have seen more slime action, you do see some coming from Alice's chin, but it's not all that much, being this is an earlier shoot, you barf fans wont see anything, since this is pretty much before that started.
I heard the Euro version has a piss scene at the end, but it's very quick and not much content.
Scene Rating: For the Hardcore fan, 8.0 out of 10 Alice is hot, spreader action is a turn on, the oil scene a must see, the scenes lack the Max abuse we all know and love.
What it needed: More verbal and physical abuse, slapping, tossing around. lipstick to improve the whores skull, better slime action.
A side note, If you enjoyed Alice's scene, she appeared with Max in a total of 3 video's (Max World 10) all have speculum action, and I highly recommend them for spec fans!
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