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#333307 - 05/23/08 01:49 PM Review- Maxed Out 5
Eminence Front Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
These are some reviews I've done on the Church, I don't do this for a living, so be easy on me and enjoy.

Stars Max Hardcore , Alex Dane, Alice

Themes: Speculums

Production or Street Date DVD Release Date : Dec 01, 2006 -? Could have sworn is was earlier then this!
Available Formats DVD/VHS
Running Time NA
Source and Price Paid ----- JM Productions $29.95
http://www.jerkoffzone.com/jmcatalog/series.php?sid=66

Notes This is a review of the the scene with Alice only. + equals includes - equals does not include

And So It Begins:
Here's a little ditty about Max and Alice, two perverts growing up in the heart land, Alice is gonna be aaaa Porno star, Max just wants to fuck her up, and that's just how it starts! This one is a little older, but still worth adding to your Max collection, Alice is a Czech whore with a super fine body and tan, she is looking for a party and finds Max in his garage on his motorcycle (LOL I love how the bike has Max's name on the side and an XXX on the back) anyway, Alice is wearing a little blue mini number, the first thing you will notice is her hot tan and smooth skin, the next thing Max notices is her tight ass as he spins her around and inspects the goods. Alice has one big pigtail a funny accent and her teeth are not up to par, but that being said, she it still one fine piece of fuck flesh.

+ Indoor garage shoot (well lit.) Sound Quality ( Very Good, some small cuts in dialog/scenes but noting unforgivable.)

What's I Liked:
Alice really does have a kicking body, her tit's are small to medium size, and a very cute face, in this scene she seems to enjoy being a fuck toy, I really started to take notice of this whore when Max puts her on her knees, and starts to skull fuck her. I love the way he grabs her by the head "like some sexy watermelon" and skulls Alice all the way to the back of the throat, Max takes turns going from ass to mouth, Alice looks super hot in doggy position and looking at the screen as she is being skulled, her eyes stay fixed on the camera and you can see - this chick lost her soul a long time ago.

By far my favorite scene besides the skull work is... YES double speculums! I love speculum work, nothing is sexier then really looking deep into the insides of the whore and seeing her pink up close and personal, and nothing is sexier then a whore who knows what she is about "her holes" Max flips Alice on a chair ass up, head down and spreads open her cunt first, (unfortunately the camera man fucks up and takes forever to focus right) eventually though you get some nice shots of Alice's cervix and baby canal, hearing her urge Max on as he does this is a real turn on. Before long, Max obeys the first law of the Yellow Couch, "Why single speculum the whore, when you can double speculum the whore" and soon he inserts a speculum up this fine young whores brownie. Again, unfortunately, the lighting is affected by the speculum lights so it's kinda hard to see deep inside the whore, but you still get some very hot looks at the inner workings off Miss Alice.

At this point Max does something I don't think I've ever witness on video before, he takes a bottle of motor oil and proceeds to pour it into Alice's womb and ass (not sure it it's real motor oil, but sure looks it!) Wow this is hot, this whore just watches as Max fucks her up, he then, after filling her up, removes the speculum from her ass, leaving one in her pussy and starts to sodomize the dumb whore, some very cool shots of the liquid being forced out of Alice's pussy, also some great shots of Alice's inside ass as Max forces the skin through her pussy (love that.)

One can't hold up to perversion this good, so soon Max is ready to dump his load in the whores pussy and ass, her pussy is still spread open, ass closed but still fucked up. Some very hot shots of Alice's face as she watches what is being done to her.

What you Will see
++ Speculums +Ass/Pussy Cum Shot + Dildo ++ A whore being Lubed

What you Wont See
- Piss- SideKick - Fisting - Slapping - Extreme Verbal abuse -Lipstick -Smoking -Slime/Barf

Meat and Potatoes:
The scene starts off with a "bent over the bike" ass fucking, it's some pretty standard stuff, she also fingers herself (boring..) Max then positions Alice on the floor doggy style for the throat and ATM and the action starts to heat up, we then see Alice on Max's lap for some sodomy while he pushes a dildo in her pussy. The scene ends in the chair upside down, so you don't see much repetitive potions.Verbal and physical degradation fans wont get all the action, there is some degradation by Max (stupid cunt, whore..) but nothing really extreme. The Oral and Anal are worth the price ticket alone, when you add the double spreader this VHS/DVD is a must have for spec fans. I would like to have seen more slime action, you do see some coming from Alice's chin, but it's not all that much, being this is an earlier shoot, you barf fans wont see anything, since this is pretty much before that started.

I heard the Euro version has a piss scene at the end, but it's very quick and not much content.

Scene Rating: For the Hardcore fan, 8.0 out of 10 Alice is hot, spreader action is a turn on, the oil scene a must see, the scenes lack the Max abuse we all know and love.

What it needed: More verbal and physical abuse, slapping, tossing around. lipstick to improve the whores skull, better slime action.

A side note, If you enjoyed Alice's scene, she appeared with Max in a total of 3 video's (Max World 10) all have speculum action, and I highly recommend them for spec fans!

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#333308 - 05/23/08 02:07 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
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Well done, sir! I recognize this girl from a Tom Byron flick (Cum Back Pussy #9, I think), where she does a hot scene with Sean Micheals. Thanks!
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#333309 - 05/23/08 02:16 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
Eminence Front Offline
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Loc: Hollywood, CA
Thanks, Good memory, thats her!
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#333310 - 05/23/08 05:36 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
gia jordan Offline
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Um, I'm sorry...but can you please explain the picture with the gasoline? I'm not down with that.
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#333311 - 05/23/08 06:49 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
Eminence Front Offline
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Quote:

Um, I'm sorry...but can you please explain the picture with the gasoline? I'm not down with that.




Aww Gia please be down with it, don't disappoint your fans
who know and love your sick side. Amway, its motor oil, she needed a lube, seems fair to me

Btw,
Quote:

like some sexy watermelon



Should I trademark this?
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#333312 - 05/24/08 02:10 AM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
gia jordan Offline
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No, that's not cool and you know it isn't either. Stop pretending it is just to seem like a bad-ass.
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#333313 - 05/24/08 09:19 AM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Well, she seemed to enjoy it, and so did I, it is after all a petroleum based product, like vaseline ... it's not like leaving a child in a toilet as a bad mother, now that's NOT cool, but you had no problem making a joke of it?

Quote:

No, that's not cool and you know it isn't either. Stop pretending it is just to seem like a bad-ass.


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#333314 - 05/25/08 11:06 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
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Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Ive seen the motor oil thing before. It was an all girl scene in a junkyard...Im not sure but I think the lucky girl who received the motor oil in her ass was debi diamond...I could be wrong though. I dont usually dig g/g stuff, but that was fuckin hot.
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#333315 - 05/26/08 11:29 AM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
maybe tehy replaced it with a placebo
like cooking oil or something?
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#333316 - 06/03/08 03:51 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
Paully Offline
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Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 146
Come on Gia. Do you really think we would pour motor oil down a girls snatch. We're not trying to kill whores over here. This is movie magic baby. Maybe we used something like SYRUP.

Anyways great work Eminencefront. You should sign up with our affiliate program on Cowboybucks and get paid for referring people to our site. Email Richard@maxhardcore.com if you have any questions. Tell him Paully sent you.

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#333317 - 06/03/08 04:34 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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syrup in the pussy is better than motor oil, of course, but i think i got a yeast infection just reading that.
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#333318 - 06/03/08 04:59 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

syrup in the pussy is better than motor oil, of course, but i think i got a yeast infection just reading that.




Nice to see you baking your own bread these days.
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#333319 - 06/03/08 05:07 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Um, I'm sorry...but can you please explain the picture with the gasoline? I'm not down with that.




Ha ha. A guy who makes a living choking women on puke, pissing on them, telling them they're worthless, slapping them in the face when they say stop all the while expressing his desire to fuck their 10 year old sisters and now somebody's offended by faux motor oil...
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#333320 - 06/03/08 05:11 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
oh trust me, tatty, i'm sure gia's still plenty offended by the syrup. i mean, you know she ain't down with all those refined sugars
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#333321 - 06/03/08 05:14 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
tattypatty Offline
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Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for clarifying why it's offensive! Gigi and Gia, you are two of the most quick-witted people I have ever 'chatted' with! If either of you ever leave this board, we're all fucked....
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#333322 - 06/03/08 06:47 PM Re: Review- Maxed Out 5
Skip Althoff Offline
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Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Quote:

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for clarifying why it's offensive! Gigi and Gia, you are two of the most quick-witted people I have ever 'chatted' with! If either of you ever leave this board, we're all fucked....


Very true, fucked is right. When those two jump in on a topic it makes my day. They can take raunchy topics to another level and come away laughing about it.

I've only met one other woman that can handle that stuff as well - she was a medical resident that I took on a backpacking trip in the Adirondacks. Well that's another story.

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