Geez, so not only are you moronic enough to be a wiccan, you're also a fucking moron with a tinfoil hat.

The only way a 91' ford escort is going to get 80+ mpg is if it's falling off a cliff. If you had any fucking clue as to how physics works, you'd realize how inane this is.
That's completely ignoring the fact that ford "accidentally" installed an engine that got that kind of mileage, but only in his car.

They teach physics and logic in canada, right?