Craigslist Missed Connections. I checked this out for fun and it seems like most of the messages say something like: "To the busty brunette goddess in the tanktop working at Barnes & Noble on Mainstreet. I was the guy with the pencil in his shirt-pocket. You asked me how my day was going and I said, "Fine." I could tell you wanted to talk more, but both of us were too shy. Please contact me."

Clearly whoever wrote the original message has no balls and will never talk to the girl. And the hot chick will never read the message, either. So it's like there are teams of dorks going all over town and then posting their scouting reports on craigslist.

That's actually a pretty genius idea right there.