Dear Mods-

Please consider this official request to lift the ban on my good friend Darth (not Powder). Darth's posts here have always been the most entertaing and informative. No one has the inside connections that Darth has. The quality of posting has significantly dropped since Darth was banned!

So Darth impersonated Willie D. Is that such a crime? If so, why didn't the mods immediately revert Darth's handle and send a warning? Instead, they chose to punish all of us by depriving us of Darth's posts.

Mods, I beseech your forgiveness here on behalf of Darth. I believe he has been punished enough. Thank you for your attention to this matter.