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#333177 - 05/22/08 09:03 PM Unban Darth Now!
MetalMan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
Dear Mods-

Please consider this official request to lift the ban on my good friend Darth (not Powder). Darth's posts here have always been the most entertaing and informative. No one has the inside connections that Darth has. The quality of posting has significantly dropped since Darth was banned!

So Darth impersonated Willie D. Is that such a crime? If so, why didn't the mods immediately revert Darth's handle and send a warning? Instead, they chose to punish all of us by depriving us of Darth's posts.

Mods, I beseech your forgiveness here on behalf of Darth. I believe he has been punished enough. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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#333178 - 05/22/08 09:05 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Who is this Darth?

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#333179 - 05/22/08 09:06 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
He fucking sucks, dude. If he wasn't so fucking dull and repetitive, I'd back your play. Good riddance.
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#333180 - 05/22/08 09:09 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
done.

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#333181 - 05/22/08 09:13 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Who is this Darth?




I think he's some bottom-feeding meth dealer who looks like Edgar Winter. Never knew he posted here, though.

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#333182 - 05/22/08 09:20 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
MetalMan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
Quote:

He fucking sucks, dude. If he wasn't so fucking dull and repetitive, I'd back your play. Good riddance.




Dude, you suck and your Hitler Cartman avatar sucks.

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#333183 - 05/22/08 09:22 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
MetalMan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
Quote:

done.




You unbanned Darth? You are the GREATEST! I love you.

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#333184 - 05/22/08 09:23 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
That retort is so fucking flat and uninspired, I'm going to assume that this is a Darth alt-id. Now go on and tell us how much you hate Holly Randall, you fucking manorexic, chinless, slouch-shouldered meth-head...


Edited by tattypatty (05/22/08 09:25 PM)
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#333185 - 05/22/08 09:25 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
Quote:

done.




nice. as a fellow troll/alt, i heartily approve of this.
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#333186 - 05/22/08 09:30 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
MetalMan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
Quote:

That retort is so fucking flat and uninspired, I'm going to assume that this is a Darth alt-id. Now go on and tell us how much you hate Holly Randall, you fucking manorexic, chinless, slouch-shouldered meth-head...




Truly, it was uninspiring, as YOU are uninspiring.

Unlike Darth, I don't hate Holly Randall. Go figure.

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#333187 - 05/22/08 09:46 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Another zinger.Putting 'you' in caps really showed me! How about 'I know you are but what am I?' as your next comeback. You got your wish. You're boyfriend's back...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ewjxzSGmOGw


Edited by tattypatty (05/22/08 09:59 PM)
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#333188 - 05/22/08 10:00 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
MetalMan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
Quote:

Another zinger. How about 'I know you are but what am I?' as your next comeback. You got your wish. You're boyfriend's back...




You suck, your mother sucks (and she was GOOD!). Your whole family sucks. Didn't view your youtube link, though. It was probably a Rick Roll, which is so 2007. Thanks for trying!

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#333189 - 05/22/08 10:05 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

done.






He deserved a spell in the penalty box for impersonating a mod, but that's the first time I've seen him do anything that actually warranted action.

I do hope that this enforced absence has given him time to come up with some new material, though.
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#333190 - 05/22/08 10:23 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
MetalMan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
Quote:



He deserved a spell in the penalty box for impersonating a mod, but that's the first time I've seen him do anything that actually warranted action.

I do hope that this enforced absence has given him time to come up with some new material, though.




So you agree that Darth has had enough time in the Penalty Box?

Nice to see that they changed Darth's handle to Gay Willie D. That's just wrong. It's wrong!

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#333191 - 05/22/08 10:32 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

So you agree that Darth has had enough time in the Penalty Box?



Yes.
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#333192 - 05/22/08 10:51 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Quote:

Another zinger. How about 'I know you are but what am I?' as your next comeback. You got your wish. You're boyfriend's back...




You suck, your mother sucks (and she was GOOD!). Your whole family sucks. Didn't view your youtube link, though. It was probably a Rick Roll, which is so 2007. Thanks for trying!




Fuck your shit is weak. I know when you usually give lip to guys their zippers are down, but I don't play that you little turd. Now get back out on the corner, trick, and make some meth money for your boyfriend.
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#333193 - 05/23/08 05:36 AM Re: Unban Darth Now!
MetalMan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
Quote:

Fuck your shit is weak. I know when you usually give lip to guys their zippers are down, but I don't play that you little turd. Now get back out on the corner, trick, and make some meth money for your boyfriend.




It must really stick in your crawl that your mother complains every day that the abortion was botched.

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#333194 - 05/23/08 06:05 AM Re: Unban Darth Now!
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

stick in your crawl




Dumbass Darth strikes again.

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#333195 - 05/23/08 06:52 AM Re: Unban Darth Now!
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

That retort is so fucking flat and uninspired, I'm going to assume that this is a Darth alt-id.




I've been assuming this since about the third day after I signed up here. It's about as obvious as Ryan Knox's tattoo.
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#333196 - 05/23/08 08:19 AM Re: Unban Darth Now!
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Quote:

Fuck your shit is weak. I know when you usually give lip to guys their zippers are down, but I don't play that you little turd. Now get back out on the corner, trick, and make some meth money for your boyfriend.




It must really stick in your crawl that your mother complains every day that the abortion was botched.





Zing! Another 'mom' joke from a guy who can't spell. Okay. since you brought a fucking water pistol to a goddamn gun fight, here is my parting shot. After this you can post comebacks like "OH YEAH?" and "Yo' mama" all you want: You started a thread trying to track down the identity of a chick you were hot for WHO WAS A FUCKING TRANNY. Check and mate, bitch. Have a nice life....
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#333197 - 05/23/08 05:54 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Fuck your shit is weak. I know when you usually give lip to guys their zippers are down, but I don't play that you little turd. Now get back out on the corner, trick, and make some meth money for your boyfriend.




It must really stick in your crawl that your mother complains every day that the abortion was botched.





Zing! Another 'mom' joke from a guy who can't spell. Okay. since you brought a fucking water pistol to a goddamn gun fight, here is my parting shot. After this you can post comebacks like "OH YEAH?" and "Yo' mama" all you want: You started a thread trying to track down the identity of a chick you were hot for WHO WAS A FUCKING TRANNY. Check and mate, bitch. Have a nice life....




Thank you for the new sig!
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#333198 - 05/23/08 06:46 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
MetalMan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
Quote:

I've been assuming this since about the third day after I signed up here. It's about as obvious as Ryan Knox's tattoo.




You would only assume that if you were an idiot.

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#333199 - 05/23/08 07:18 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
MetalMan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
Quote:

Zing! Another 'mom' joke from a guy who can't spell. Okay. since you brought a fucking water pistol to a goddamn gun fight, here is my parting shot. After this you can post comebacks like "OH YEAH?" and "Yo' mama" all you want: You started a thread trying to track down the identity of a chick you were hot for WHO WAS A FUCKING TRANNY. Check and mate, bitch. Have a nice life....




You moron, that was a JOKE! One that went over your head, I see. I got a great laugh out of it. That was OBVIOUSLY a tranny and I never remotely thought shim was attractive. You lose again.

Nice to see you didn't deny my assertion about the abortion. Guess it was true!

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#333200 - 05/24/08 06:12 AM Re: Unban Darth Now!
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Quote:

I've been assuming this since about the third day after I signed up here. It's about as obvious as Ryan Knox's tattoo.




You would only assume that if you were an idiot.




You parrot everything Darth posts. You only show up in threads where he has posted and you take his side on every issue, topic, or flame war. If you are not Darth than you are an even bigger idiot. You've slipped up in posts giving yourself away but you are so thoroughly lacking in entertainment value that it is not worth my time to point these out. Metal man the only metal in you is the lead from the paint you ate as a child.
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#333201 - 05/28/08 08:12 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
At least Darth's alt-IDs don't argue with each other.



Though, maybe that would be interesting ....
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#333202 - 05/28/08 08:27 PM Re: Unban Darth Now!
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Darth did you sell it yet?


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