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#333136 - 05/22/08 03:44 PM
Shirley Demple
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#333137 - 05/22/08 03:46 PM
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I always wondered what Sammy Haggar looked like naked.  Wow, Eli is really reeling them in.  Why bother hiring this girl? Unless you need a quick replacement for a flake or you're Brandon, just get a brick of tofu on the set and no one will know the difference. I don't understand the mentality of girls these days. Where is her mother? Where was somebody to instill the importance of keeping your line (figure)? This girl is only 19. NINETEEN, people! She already has cankles, no waist-to-hip ratio, and middle-age spread. No wonder the porn industry is losing money. [/rant]
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#333138 - 05/22/08 04:31 PM
Re: Shirley Demple
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Shirley Demple? Shirley Not!
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#333139 - 05/22/08 05:23 PM
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I always wondered what Sammy Haggar looked like naked. Wow, Eli is really reeling them in. Why bother hiring this girl? Unless you need a quick replacement for a flake or you're Brandon, just get a brick of tofu on the set and no one will know the difference. I don't understand the mentality of girls these days. Where is her mother? Where was somebody to instill the importance of keeping your line (figure)? This girl is only 19. NINETEEN, people! She already has cankles, no waist-to-hip ratio, and middle-age spread. No wonder the porn industry is losing money. [/rant]
Gia, This one is one of Brian's (GI) girls...not Eli's (AM)....
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#333140 - 05/22/08 06:36 PM
Re: Shirley Demple
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Registered: 01/18/06
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Loc: SoCal
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She has a cute face, put her in a corset, she's fuckable.
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#333141 - 05/22/08 07:23 PM
Re: Shirley Demple
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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I didnt think she is that bad, but they always look like they need a loofah and need to take the 1st layer of epidermis off of thier bodies first, then at least fix your nails, polish them they will be in the scene alot. Dont they have friends in Kansas or wherever the fuck she's from to tell her, but they probably look just like her borrow each others clothes...EWWW I never did that, my mom taught me a long time ago, neither a borrower nor a lender be. I never ask anyone for shit, but I give shit cause people seem to have NO fucking problems asking for things. If I didnt have it, I'd do without it. Thank God I never had that problem, but you could never tell what the future holds, especially with this sucky economy. Hopefully it doesn't get worst with a new president, lousy bunch of fucking choices we have.   
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#333142 - 05/22/08 07:55 PM
Re: Shirley Demple
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
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Shirley Demple? What's next... Dakota Fanny?
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#333143 - 05/22/08 10:51 PM
Re: Shirley Demple
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Registered: 08/05/05
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She only has one small tattoo on her left shoulder. In this era that makes her almost perfect IMHO.
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#333147 - 06/04/08 04:51 PM
Re: Shirley Demple
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Registered: 05/23/06
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haggard whore
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#333148 - 06/04/08 09:37 PM
Re: Shirley Demple
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haggard whore
her saving grace might be anal.
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