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I always wondered what Sammy Haggar looked like naked. Wow, Eli is really reeling them in. Why bother hiring this girl? Unless you need a quick replacement for a flake or you're Brandon, just get a brick of tofu on the set and no one will know the difference. I don't understand the mentality of girls these days. Where is her mother? Where was somebody to instill the importance of keeping your line (figure)? This girl is only 19. NINETEEN, people! She already has cankles, no waist-to-hip ratio, and middle-age spread. No wonder the porn industry is losing money. [/rant]

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