...you produce and direct movies for a living, yet are completely clueless as to what is required to go from camera to screen.

I had a moron drop off almost 4 hours of raw HDV footage with no artwork, music, photographs, credit lists, or edit notes, and ask me if I can have a retail-ready DVD completed for distribution by the end of the week.

I told him he'd be lucky if I could even start on it by the end of the week.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!