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#333025 - 05/22/08 06:44 AM You know you're a moron if...
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...you pay $175 for a burger.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Its creators admit it is the ultimate in decadence: a $175 hamburger.

The Wall Street Burger Shoppe just raised its price from $150 to assure its designation as the costliest burger in the city as determined by Pocket Change, an online newsletter about the most expensive things in New York.

"Wall Street has good days and bad days. We wanted to have the everyday burger (for $4) ... and then something special if you really have a good day on Wall Street," said co-owner Heather Tierney.

The burger, created by chef and co-owner Kevin O'Connell, seeks to justify its price with a Kobe beef patty, lots of black truffles, seared foie gras, aged Gruyere cheese, wild mushrooms and flecks of gold leaf on a brioche bun.

The eatery sells 20 or 25 per month in the fine dining room upstairs versus hundreds of $4 burgers each day at the diner counter downstairs, Tierney said.

Pocket Change previously designated the double truffle burger at Daniel Boulud's DB Bistro Moderne as the most expensive at $120, and the Burger Shoppe set out to top that.

Boulud's creation -- available only during black truffle season from December to March -- rose to $150 this past season, so the Burger Shoppe raised its price on Monday to $175.

"Our burger is not about the price," said Georgette Farkas, a Boulud spokeswoman. "If you are making something concerned only about the price, you are off in the wrong direction."

Without truffles, Boulud's burger costs $32. It has a ground sirloin patty stuffed with red wine braised short ribs.

O'Connell said the Burger Shoppe was "finding the ultimate expression of each one of the ingredients."

"The concept was like a mushroom-bacon-Swiss cheese burger, which is my favorite sort of burger," he said.

The burger comes with golden truffle mayonnaise, Belgian-style fries and a mixed greens and tomato salad. O'Connell pairs the dish with many fine wines, a lager or a toasted brown beer, or ginger ale.

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#333026 - 05/22/08 06:47 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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...you get busted for a DUI twice...in the same fucking spot.

TRUCKEE, Calif. - Call it drunken driving deja vu. For the second time in five months, a 23-year-old California woman has been arrested after she allegedly crashed her car while driving under the influence at the exact same spot north of Lake Tahoe.

And to top it off, Truckee Police say that in both cases, her blood alcohol content was more than three times the legal limit.

Police say Melissa Dennison of Truckee crashed at about noon on Sunday on Glenshire Drive just south of the Glenshire Bridge. They say she was extremely intoxicated and had trouble standing or walking. Her blood alcohol level initially was measured at .346. The legal limit is .08.

Sgt. J. Litchie said Dennison also had been charged with a DUI in January when she crashed at the same spot and registered a blood alcohol level of .380.

If convicted of the second offense, she faces up to 10 years in prison and fines in excess of $2,000.

A telephone message The Associated Press left at a listing for Dennison in Truckee on Tuesday was not immediately returned.

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#333027 - 05/22/08 06:52 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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...you have enough money to buy and sell damn near any whore on the planet, but you opt for the underage ones.

Florida- Five young women have filed civil lawsuits, alleging part-time Palm Beacher Jeffrey Epstein sexually assaulted them — when they were minors — at his El Bravo Way home.

Four filed federal lawsuits and one is filed in state court.

All the lawsuits contain similar allegations: that Epstein recruited underage girls through a Palm Beach Community College student to come to his Palm Beach home and give him massages. Epstein, 55, "would then perform one or more lewd, lascivious and sexual acts" and pay the girls $200 to $300, the lawsuits state.

Epstein's attorneys have denied the allegations.

* Also pending in state court is a felony charge of solicitation of prostitution arising from the same alleged incidents with several girls. That case is set for trial July 8, unless the state and Epstein come to terms on a plea agreement before then.

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#333028 - 05/22/08 06:54 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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...you believe that moblem/Darth/MetalMan/Big Moose are not trolls/alts.
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#333029 - 05/22/08 07:03 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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...you think anyone gives a damn about Alt-porn.

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#333030 - 05/22/08 07:05 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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...you think Christian wouldn't totally tap this (take your pick)...good times.

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#333031 - 05/22/08 07:14 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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... you think this:



is going to be any better than this:



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#333032 - 05/22/08 07:23 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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or this......


or even this...

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#333033 - 05/22/08 08:36 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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I would never pay that much for a burger, a steak or lobster yes, but not a fucking chopped burger on a bun, stupid is as stupid does.
And those pics are very scary of who is going to be in charge of this great fucking land we live on.

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#333034 - 05/22/08 08:45 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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There is nothing you can eat that is worth that much... not even pussy!
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#333035 - 05/22/08 01:17 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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#333036 - 05/22/08 01:40 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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... you fuck around on Shania Twain with the chick on the right.




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#333037 - 05/22/08 01:52 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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I would never pay that much for a burger, a steak or lobster yes, but not a fucking chopped burger on a bun, stupid is as stupid does.






Ah Renfield San, that hamburger is Kobe beef, beer fed, and hand massaged for tenderness.

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#333038 - 05/22/08 02:09 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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heavily marbled with fat, doused in beer and unnesscesarily tender sounds like a description of Gypsy on a sunday morning.
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#333039 - 05/22/08 03:19 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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...you think Christian wouldn't totally tap this (take your pick)...good times.





I just seen this tranny less than 1 hours ago near the subway entrance in the city. She was walking with some homo in a brown t-shirt. She looked like a mouse.

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#333040 - 05/22/08 04:06 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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...you produce and direct movies for a living, yet are completely clueless as to what is required to go from camera to screen.

I had a moron drop off almost 4 hours of raw HDV footage with no artwork, music, photographs, credit lists, or edit notes, and ask me if I can have a retail-ready DVD completed for distribution by the end of the week.

I told him he'd be lucky if I could even start on it by the end of the week.
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#333041 - 05/22/08 04:14 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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#333042 - 05/22/08 05:44 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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... you think this:



is going to be any better than this:




Actually it will be because you are only going to get one term of the first option. Either the economy or melanoma will see to it that someone else will have the gig in 2013.
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#333043 - 05/22/08 06:28 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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I would so fuck the girl with the pearls....
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#333044 - 05/22/08 07:27 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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The one on the right puts me in mind of ADT Steph.

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#333045 - 05/22/08 08:36 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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Yup an 8lb lobster is 210 in the dock house Nicky's here in Sheepshead bay, its amazing, but a few people can eat, I just dont share my tail with anyone, and one claw is mine alone, they can have the row and whatever other guts they want, I dont eat that it's fucking gross.

And Ive been to Old HomeStead here in NYC and had a Kobe steak fucking like butter and it costs 125.00 but it was soooooo worth it.
Smith & Wollensky makes awesome steaks also, expensive but not like that.

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#333046 - 05/30/08 04:19 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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...You pay 95 Dollars for a Beer.

Meister Brau it ain't.

A swank new Brooklyn bar is hawking $95 bottles of beer - and people are slurping it up.

Beer Table, a bar on Seventh Ave. in Park Slope that opened in February, is selling 17-ounce bottles of Baladine Xyauyù, a northwest Italian "barley wine" that takes almost three years to brew and isn't sold anywhere else in New York.

"This is something very un­usual, totally inventive," said Justin Philips, 29, who owns the bar with his wife, ­Tricia.

Four deep-pocketed suds connoisseurs have doled out top dollar for the obscure beer, of which only 18 bottles remain on sale.

The bar's rotating collection of about 100 obscure and artisanal beers also includes a $64 Danish beer that changes its ingredients with each new batch and a handful of $50 brews, all of which sell regularly, Philips said.

"Wow," Melisande Cavanaugh, 43, of Sunset Park, said after tasting the fancy brew. "That is really full of flavor."



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#333047 - 05/30/08 04:22 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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People in Park Slope are pushing $2K baby strollers, so why not?
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#333048 - 05/30/08 10:03 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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...You pay 95 Dollars for a Beer.




Holy shit dude... i could get like, damn near 100 Miller Lites for that price.... wtf is wrong with people? gas is $4 and beer is $95????? someone, please drop the bomb already
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#333049 - 05/31/08 09:49 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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Quote:

...You pay 95 Dollars for a Beer.




Holy shit dude... i could get like, damn near 100 Miller Lites for that price.... wtf is wrong with people? gas is $4 and beer is $95????? someone, please drop the bomb already




That's not beer. It's "Barley Wine".

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#333050 - 06/01/08 08:09 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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People in Park Slope are pushing $2K baby strollers, so why not?


And they take up the whole fuking sidewalk, I hate the ones with one wheel in the front and 2 in the back, they're fucking ugly, so are their kids, gonna grow up and be just as obnoxious as their parents.

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#333051 - 06/01/08 08:15 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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I hate the ones with one wheel in the front and 2 in the back, they're fucking ugly




I think those are kind of cool.
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#333052 - 06/01/08 08:16 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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Quote:

I hate the ones with one wheel in the front and 2 in the back, they're fucking ugly




I think those are kind of cool.


they're very fucking annoying and ugly to my eyes....again agree to disagree Fatty.

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#333053 - 06/02/08 06:07 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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Quote:

I hate the ones with one wheel in the front and 2 in the back, they're fucking ugly




I think those are kind of cool.




Those are jogging strollers, and I am not a fan. They seem to be mandatory in every yuppie housing plan in the area.
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#333054 - 06/02/08 07:11 AM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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my mom had a jogging stroller for her bichon frise... when the dog got tired of walking, she'd put it in the stroller.
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#333055 - 06/02/08 05:49 PM Re: You know you're a moron if...
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my mom had a jogging stroller for her bichon frise... when the dog got tired of walking, she'd put it in the stroller.



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