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#332980 - 05/22/08 06:43 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
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She looks like she could be Arnold Horshack's sister from Welcome back, Kotter...
'Oooooooh! Ooooooh! Oooooooooh!''Mr. Kotter, do me in the teachers lounge'!
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#332986 - 05/22/08 09:23 AM
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Registered: 05/18/06
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i can totally hear her raspy smoker voice. she smokes menthols btw.
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#332991 - 05/22/08 01:19 PM
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Registered: 01/26/06
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Loc: Keen for Peen
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brandon shooting average girls would be a step up for him. no, the 'step up' wasn't a dig on his stature.
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#332994 - 05/22/08 01:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Top of the Morgan????? Nicht so guten Morgan!!
I really hope Mr. Irons continues to be a succesful porn producer, because I believe he is a nice guy. But his standards are shifting continuously - and it's not upwards this time. Which bus station did you find this one?
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#332995 - 05/22/08 01:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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That would be the Craig's List Station.
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#332997 - 05/22/08 03:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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I love the "girl-next-door" look. Made up and overdone porn whores are cool, but there is something very whackable about a girl you could see walking down the street or at the mall doing a porno.
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#332999 - 05/22/08 06:51 PM
Re: Morgan
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i can totally hear her raspy smoker voice. she smokes menthols btw.
I smoked menthols for about 25 years now (Not proud at all, its disgusting, but only a vice at a time, Im not that stong) and I dont have a raspy voice, I still sound lady like but only with a thick fuking Brooklyn accent that I cant shake and get called on as soon as I open my mouth.
She is still a filthy bitch and not in a good whore way.
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#333001 - 05/24/08 05:29 PM
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Tattypatty said:
You know what it would take to get me to fuck her? A bottle of Captain Morgan...
I say:
I know, I know. You wouldn't drink it, of course; you would stare at the lusty pirate on the bottle and dream of spooning him.

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#333003 - 05/24/08 05:33 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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haha, i smoke menthols, too (marlboro menthol lights.) only a few years actually; i started smoking at 30, how dumb is that? i'm with you on 'one vice at a time'. i mean christ, you can't quit EVERYTHING, right?  even though i'm not a dog person, your dogs are beautiful and certainly look well cared for.
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#333004 - 05/24/08 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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haha, i smoke menthols, too (marlboro menthol lights.) only a few years actually; i started smoking at 30, how dumb is that? i'm with you on 'one vice at a time'. i mean christ, you can't quit EVERYTHING, right? even though i'm not a dog person, your dogs are beautiful and certainly look well cared for.
Thank you GiGi they are very well taken care for and yes only one vice at a time.
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#333006 - 05/25/08 10:41 AM
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#333007 - 05/25/08 11:49 AM
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#333008 - 05/25/08 11:56 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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yeah, there's that, too.
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#333010 - 05/25/08 03:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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haha, i smoke menthols, too (marlboro menthol lights.) only a few years actually; i started smoking at 30, how dumb is that? i'm with you on 'one vice at a time'. i mean christ, you can't quit EVERYTHING, right? even though i'm not a dog person, your dogs are beautiful and certainly look well cared for.
i'm such a dumbass. this post was supposed to be a p.m. to renfield.
Nothing you said needed to be said in private, but that is a bit strange picking up cigs at 30, thats like users picking up drugs in their 40's. wtf is that about??
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#333011 - 05/25/08 04:37 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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the first night i smoked meth, i also smoked a pack of cigarettes. i smoke like a pack a week. still horrid, though.
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#333012 - 05/25/08 04:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Jesus christ, between the smoking and the unhealthy food, you're gonna lose your looks FAST, babe. Please take care of yourself.
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#333014 - 05/25/08 04:48 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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^^^ i'm so heading to super-walmart right fucking NOW. in my pickup truck with the dale earnhardt air freshener.
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#333016 - 05/25/08 06:20 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i was joking, by the way. no pickup, no nascar, and believe it or not, i hate mountain dew.
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#333021 - 05/26/08 06:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Here's a much prettier cum dumpster by the name of Morgan, from Shy Love's agency. Hire her & we'll talk. Morgan Layne
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#333024 - 06/02/08 03:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Here's a much prettier cum dumpster by the name of Morgan, from Shy Love's agency. Hire her & we'll talk.
Morgan Layne
We already discussed Morgan Layne in one of Gia's picture threads.
Unfortunate boob job and tattoos, but I like the nerd look.
I've only seen her in "Fresh Outta High School #9". In it she keeps her school girl uniform on so her flaws are masked.
Assuming that all she had were mosquito bites on her chest until dancing/porn, I'll take the bolt-on's over the 'built like a 12 y/o school boy' look anyday of the week.
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