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#332979 - 05/22/08 01:05 AM Morgan
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Morgan Freeman? Morgan Fairchild? Harry S. Morgan, who played Sherman T. Potter on MASH? No.....just "Morgan".....as in fresh as the Morgan dew.....top of the Morgan to you.


"You say you need to take a dump! Sure! Take it right here, Mister! Dump that load in my mouth!"


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#332980 - 05/22/08 06:43 AM Re: Morgan
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She looks like she could be Arnold Horshack's sister from Welcome back, Kotter...

'Oooooooh! Ooooooh! Oooooooooh!''Mr. Kotter, do me in the teachers lounge'!


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#332981 - 05/22/08 08:10 AM Re: Morgan
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they've been really bad lately BI, dont they bathe?, clip & clean nails?, wash their hair?, brush their teeth, Im no Leona Helmsley but come on these girls look like they just literally got out of their fucking tents.

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#332982 - 05/22/08 08:52 AM Re: Morgan
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no offense, but most of the girls Brandon posts here are very subpar, with some being downright nasty. Just my opinion.

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#332983 - 05/22/08 09:05 AM Re: Morgan
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He doesn't care, he gets blown either way.
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#332984 - 05/22/08 09:19 AM Re: Morgan
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But you cant possibly find these twats arousing? Blow job or not, I would be afraid to get near some of them if I was a guy

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#332985 - 05/22/08 09:23 AM Re: Morgan
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Living with herpes has made Brandon live on the edge. No fear.
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#332986 - 05/22/08 09:23 AM Re: Morgan
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i can totally hear her raspy smoker voice. she smokes menthols btw.
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#332987 - 05/22/08 09:24 AM Re: Morgan
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Virginia Slims Menthol 100's
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#332988 - 05/22/08 09:25 AM Re: Morgan
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Virginia Slims Menthol 100's




Does she do IR? If so, it's gotta be Newports.
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#332989 - 05/22/08 09:39 AM Re: Morgan
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no offense, but most of the girls Brandon posts here are very subpar, with some being downright nasty. Just my opinion.




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#332990 - 05/22/08 01:12 PM Re: Morgan
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You'll all be sorry when Alt goes the way of the dodo and the "average girl" genre explodes. I'll be the king. You'll see. You'll ALL see!

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#332991 - 05/22/08 01:19 PM Re: Morgan
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brandon shooting average girls would be a step up for him. no, the 'step up' wasn't a dig on his stature.
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#332992 - 05/22/08 01:32 PM Re: Morgan
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You'll all be sorry when Alt goes the way of the dodo and the "average girl" genre explodes. I'll be the king. You'll see. You'll ALL see!




We'll all be happy when Alt dies.
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#332993 - 05/22/08 01:38 PM Re: Morgan
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If loving these girls is wrong, I don't want to be right.
378 mouth hugs and still going strong....thrice weekly. Thrice!!!

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#332994 - 05/22/08 01:39 PM Re: Morgan
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Top of the Morgan????? Nicht so guten Morgan!!

I really hope Mr. Irons continues to be a succesful porn producer, because I believe he is a nice guy. But his standards are shifting continuously - and it's not upwards this time. Which bus station did you find this one?
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#332995 - 05/22/08 01:47 PM Re: Morgan
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That would be the Craig's List Station.

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#332996 - 05/22/08 01:50 PM Re: Morgan
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Brendan, was the blow job at least good?
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#332997 - 05/22/08 03:24 PM Re: Morgan
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I love the "girl-next-door" look. Made up and overdone porn whores are cool, but there is something very whackable about a girl you could see walking down the street or at the mall doing a porno.
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#332998 - 05/22/08 06:02 PM Re: Morgan
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Top of the Morgan????? Nicht so guten Morgan!!

I really hope Mr. Irons continues to be a succesful porn producer, because I believe he is a nice guy. But his standards are shifting continuously - and it's not upwards this time. Which bus station did you find this one?





You know what it would take to get me to fuck her? A bottle of Captain Morgan...


Edited by tattypatty (05/22/08 06:03 PM)
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#332999 - 05/22/08 06:51 PM Re: Morgan
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i can totally hear her raspy smoker voice. she smokes menthols btw.


I smoked menthols for about 25 years now (Not proud at all, its disgusting, but only a vice at a time, Im not that stong) and I dont have a raspy voice, I still sound lady like but only with a thick fuking Brooklyn accent that I cant shake and get called on as soon as I open my mouth.

She is still a filthy bitch and not in a good whore way.

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#333000 - 05/22/08 07:00 PM Re: Morgan
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I think this is a debate on par with evolution vs. creation. We can go back and forth all you want but at the end of the day, I will still be getting blowjobs and you will still be saying you wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.

I like those odds.

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#333001 - 05/24/08 05:29 PM Re: Morgan
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Tattypatty said:
You know what it would take to get me to fuck her? A bottle of Captain Morgan...

I say:
I know, I know. You wouldn't drink it, of course; you would stare at the lusty pirate on the bottle and dream of spooning him.


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#333002 - 05/24/08 05:32 PM Re: Morgan
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No thanks to the Lusty Pirate. I'll take this one:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Salty+Pirate

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#333003 - 05/24/08 05:33 PM Re: Morgan
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haha, i smoke menthols, too (marlboro menthol lights.) only a few years actually; i started smoking at 30, how dumb is that? i'm with you on 'one vice at a time'. i mean christ, you can't quit EVERYTHING, right? even though i'm not a dog person, your dogs are beautiful and certainly look well cared for.
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#333004 - 05/24/08 07:49 PM Re: Morgan
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haha, i smoke menthols, too (marlboro menthol lights.) only a few years actually; i started smoking at 30, how dumb is that? i'm with you on 'one vice at a time'. i mean christ, you can't quit EVERYTHING, right? even though i'm not a dog person, your dogs are beautiful and certainly look well cared for.


Thank you GiGi they are very well taken care for and yes only one vice at a time.

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#333005 - 05/24/08 08:56 PM Re: Morgan
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You'll all be sorry when Alt goes the way of the dodo and the "average girl" genre explodes. I'll be the king. You'll see. You'll ALL see!




The King of Skankistan.

Pledge allegiance to their flag:


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#333006 - 05/25/08 10:41 AM Re: Morgan
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haha, i smoke menthols, too (marlboro menthol lights.) only a few years actually; i started smoking at 30, how dumb is that? i'm with you on 'one vice at a time'. i mean christ, you can't quit EVERYTHING, right? even though i'm not a dog person, your dogs are beautiful and certainly look well cared for.


i'm such a dumbass. this post was supposed to be a p.m. to renfield.
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#333007 - 05/25/08 11:49 AM Re: Morgan
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Quote:

haha, i smoke menthols, too (marlboro menthol lights.) only a few years actually; i started smoking at 30, how dumb is that? i'm with you on 'one vice at a time'. i mean christ, you can't quit EVERYTHING, right? even though i'm not a dog person, your dogs are beautiful and certainly look well cared for.


i'm such a dumbass. this post was supposed to be a p.m. to renfield.




Really? I thought you were a dumbass for starting smoking at age 30...
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#333008 - 05/25/08 11:56 AM Re: Morgan
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yeah, there's that, too.
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#333009 - 05/25/08 02:57 PM Re: Morgan
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Me: Prime Minister of Skankistan. Population increases daily....the female population, that is.

You: Master Bator of a gelatinous nub your doctor believes to be a wart instead of a penis.

Skankistan will never allow you in, Gunker. Visa denied. So is your Diner's Club and Member's Only jacket. You will be stuck with your worn out, arthritic beat off hand and I will be feasting on Valtrex from big golden bowls yelling to my servants to send in the next cum eater.

There is no cure for stupidity, Sir, and you have an acute, malignant, non-biodegradable strain.

Gunker? You didn't even TOUCH her!! Go fuck yourself.

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#333010 - 05/25/08 03:59 PM Re: Morgan
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Quote:

Quote:

haha, i smoke menthols, too (marlboro menthol lights.) only a few years actually; i started smoking at 30, how dumb is that? i'm with you on 'one vice at a time'. i mean christ, you can't quit EVERYTHING, right? even though i'm not a dog person, your dogs are beautiful and certainly look well cared for.


i'm such a dumbass. this post was supposed to be a p.m. to renfield.


Nothing you said needed to be said in private, but that is a bit strange picking up cigs at 30, thats like users picking up drugs in their 40's. wtf is that about??

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#333011 - 05/25/08 04:37 PM Re: Morgan
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the first night i smoked meth, i also smoked a pack of cigarettes. i smoke like a pack a week. still horrid, though.
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#333012 - 05/25/08 04:39 PM Re: Morgan
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Jesus christ, between the smoking and the unhealthy food, you're gonna lose your looks FAST, babe. Please take care of yourself.
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#333013 - 05/25/08 04:44 PM Re: Morgan
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the first night i smoked meth, i also smoked a pack of cigarettes. i smoke like a pack a week. still horrid, though.




Gigi, you could really amp up the white trash aspect by using the new Mountain Dew flavored Doritos in your recipes.
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#333014 - 05/25/08 04:48 PM Re: Morgan
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^^^ i'm so heading to super-walmart right fucking NOW. in my pickup truck with the dale earnhardt air freshener.
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#333015 - 05/25/08 05:11 PM Re: Morgan
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I have a friend I haven't spoken much to lately that has a crown air freshener in his Pontiac.
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#333016 - 05/25/08 06:20 PM Re: Morgan
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i was joking, by the way. no pickup, no nascar, and believe it or not, i hate mountain dew.
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#333017 - 05/25/08 06:27 PM Re: Morgan
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Liking MD is one of the signs that a person is a retard. Two others are:

Liking Fast And The Furious

Knowing all the words to "It's Hot In Here"

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#333018 - 05/25/08 08:19 PM Re: Morgan
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Jesus christ, between the smoking and the unhealthy food, you're gonna lose your looks FAST, babe. Please take care of yourself.




Yeah, let's worry about her looks first and foremost and not about the fact that her kids are going to have to watch her die of lung cancer long before her time.
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#333019 - 05/25/08 08:58 PM Re: Morgan
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Yeah, let's worry about her looks first and foremost and not about the fact that her kids are going to have to watch her die of lung cancer long before her time.




At least they can jack off to her scenes.
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#333020 - 05/26/08 03:13 AM Re: Morgan
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Quote:

Quote:

Jesus christ, between the smoking and the unhealthy food, you're gonna lose your looks FAST, babe. Please take care of yourself.




Yeah, let's worry about her looks first and foremost and not about the fact that her kids are going to have to watch her die of lung cancer long before her time.




Obvs, health and life is priority here, but with chicks you have use a different sales pitch. They don't listen until you start talking about looks.
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#333021 - 05/26/08 06:13 AM Re: Morgan
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Here's a much prettier cum dumpster by the name of Morgan, from Shy Love's agency. Hire her & we'll talk.

Morgan Layne
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#333022 - 05/26/08 06:48 AM Re: Morgan
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Obvs, health and life is priority here, but with chicks you have use a different sales pitch. They don't listen until you start talking about looks.




I won't get into what that says about women...
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#333023 - 05/31/08 11:27 PM Re: Morgan
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Here's a much prettier cum dumpster by the name of Morgan, from Shy Love's agency. Hire her & we'll talk.

Morgan Layne




We already discussed Morgan Layne in one of Gia's picture threads.

Unfortunate boob job and tattoos, but I like the nerd look.

I've only seen her in "Fresh Outta High School #9". In it she keeps her school girl uniform on so her flaws are masked.
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#333024 - 06/02/08 03:15 PM Re: Morgan
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Quote:

Quote:

Here's a much prettier cum dumpster by the name of Morgan, from Shy Love's agency. Hire her & we'll talk.

Morgan Layne




We already discussed Morgan Layne in one of Gia's picture threads.

Unfortunate boob job and tattoos, but I like the nerd look.

I've only seen her in "Fresh Outta High School #9". In it she keeps her school girl uniform on so her flaws are masked.




Assuming that all she had were mosquito bites on her chest until dancing/porn, I'll take the bolt-on's over the 'built like a 12 y/o school boy' look anyday of the week.
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