Me: Prime Minister of Skankistan. Population increases daily....the female population, that is.
You: Master Bator of a gelatinous nub your doctor believes to be a wart instead of a penis.
Skankistan will never allow you in, Gunker. Visa denied. So is your Diner's Club and Member's Only jacket. You will be stuck with your worn out, arthritic beat off hand and I will be feasting on Valtrex from big golden bowls yelling to my servants to send in the next cum eater.
There is no cure for stupidity, Sir, and you have an acute, malignant, non-biodegradable strain.
Gunker? You didn't even TOUCH her!! Go fuck yourself.