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Eon McKai makes boring-ass porn....



But Eon didn't make Morphine, Kimberly Kane did.



Yeah I know. I just saw his pic and it brought back boring memories of his boring movies. I've used a lot of adjectives to describe wank material (filthy, hot, dirty, disturbing, etc.) but 'pretentious' and 'narcolepsy-inducing' didn't enter my vocabulary until I saw Neu Wave Hookers...
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