But "real" stuff gives hope to each and every fan out there that this could happen to you. Yeah, most reality pickups are so contrived it's not remotely believable but seeing a girl in her street clothes in front of a mustard-coloured wall should send shivers up father's spines everywhere.

Young women: don't get recruited off myspace.com or whatever. You are a car ride away from having pics of your pussy and asshole broadcasted to the world before some liquid love is dumped on your tongue.