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#332738 - 05/20/08 09:12 PM
what do you watch and jerk off to
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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thats NOT porn
does anyone else do this?
i jerk it to lots of discovery channel and history channel for some reason
mainly it takes a thief and ice road truckers
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#332740 - 05/20/08 09:16 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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good one
forensic files is frequent whack material for me too
and much of americas most wanted
sometimes cops
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#332741 - 05/20/08 09:21 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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They don't have them on TV anymore but I used to jerk off to Club MTV, Soul Train, and other dance party type of shows.
I jerked off to the movie Swimming Pool recently. That french chick is so damn hot.
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#332742 - 05/20/08 09:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Pretty you need to take a break- park it for a few days and decide if you want to become the full-time village idiot here or if you want to keep this gag running.
At this point you are explained in one of two ways:
- You are at this point a 600 post alt-id which is sad, sad sad or...
- You come across as being as dumb as a box of rocks.
If you continue as you are, you are one of the above. With thought and some effort maybe you can change your persona but I doubt it.
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#332743 - 05/20/08 10:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Spanish soap operas.
Asi Es la Vida
Reruns of "Caliente"
any time Marisa Portillo is on "Escandalo TV" 
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#332745 - 05/20/08 10:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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When I was pornless and living at mom's: 1-976 infomercials. When I was a kid: Suzanne Pleshette and Cher. Now: Any foot-related stuff on Youtube and women's volleyball.
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#332746 - 05/20/08 10:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#332748 - 05/20/08 11:03 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Intervention is always good for hot chicks with fucked up issues so you know they put out. Notable episodes:
the bulimic who stripped to support her binging habit
the ex-mormon who was taped/disgraced by her boyfriend when they fucked and turned into an alcoholic
some tweaker whore who got into a nude fist fight with her sister
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#332749 - 05/21/08 05:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Faces of Death and the Weather Channel.
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#332752 - 05/21/08 07:08 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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yur mom. lol wtf rofl omg ikdmbff  pretty, this kinda thread makes me wish you would have been an alt-id
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#332765 - 05/21/08 06:16 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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I forgot to add "the L Word". The storyline of the director and her star was totally And has anybody seen "Bully". Bijou Phillips is a hot slut in that movie.
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#332766 - 05/21/08 07:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I forgot to add "the L Word".
The storyline of the director and her star was totally
And has anybody seen "Bully". Bijou Phillips is a hot slut in that movie.
Yeah I liked the movie and Bijou was cute.
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#332768 - 05/21/08 10:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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"Namaste Yoga" on the Fitness channel.....they have 6 regular chicks who are Holly-randall type hot and on certain days, when doing the "Exalted Sun Goddess" sequence you can see their camel toes.
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#332769 - 05/21/08 10:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Transformers: Robots in Disguise. Prowl, in particular, has really advanced my sexuality.
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#332770 - 05/22/08 12:10 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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#332771 - 05/22/08 12:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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two pages of posts and no golden girls jokes? unacceptable.
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#332772 - 05/22/08 05:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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What do you mean, I mentioned faces of death.
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#332773 - 05/22/08 06:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
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Flags waving in the breeze.
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#332774 - 05/22/08 09:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Male talent Dick Tracy myspaced me and said, "No shame in my game..loved Sex and the City...actually used to masterbate to it all the time...the redhead...yummy...actually all of em are kinda tasty."
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#332775 - 05/22/08 10:23 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i'm with pretty: discovery channel has the goods. my ideal jerkoff would probably be watching bear grylls eat a spider while mike rowe narrates.
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#332780 - 05/22/08 10:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Quote:
word
i love ice road truckers
i wanna do an ice road truckers blowbang 
You could fulfill that fantasy at any truck stop in America. Wait til winter to create the ice road effect.
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#332781 - 05/24/08 01:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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Holocaust footage of bodies being shoveled into mass graves.
The smell of dog food.
That infomercial for that home drill bit sharpener.
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#332782 - 05/24/08 08:07 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Check out Sandra Lee on the Cooking Channel. Long, lean, Southern blonde with a very nice shape. Once in a while when she's rushed and she bends over to pull her cookies from the oven, you'll catch her nipples getting hard.
I'm working on Melora Hardin (Jan) from The Office. Love it when she's dressed in her grey business suit, heels and dark stockings. This beauty so needs to do a hardcore pissing scene for JM.
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#332786 - 06/10/08 12:00 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I'm glad I found this thread again. Last night I was in a predicament where it was getting late, I was alone, I couldn't get to my porn, and all I wanted was a little release. The laptop was somewhat accessible, but then I would have to plug it in, boot it up and look for porn (I don't store much on my machine) to get off, but as I mentioned it was late and I needed stroke material right there and then. I look over at my mainstream DVDs, there are a few here and there with nude scenes, but nothing substantial enough to use for my purposes...and then I see Caligula sitting on the shelf. That did the trick. Long story short, if you're in a pinch, and don't mind fast-forwarding through the man-sex and fistraping, Caligula is great stroke material.
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#332787 - 06/10/08 01:51 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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caligula rocks for jerkin it vizzle rome aint half bad either
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