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#332738 - 05/20/08 09:12 PM what do you watch and jerk off to
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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thats NOT porn
does anyone else do this?
i jerk it to lots of discovery channel and history channel for some reason
mainly it takes a thief and ice road truckers
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#332739 - 05/20/08 09:13 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
zenman Offline

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Spanish soap operas.
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#332740 - 05/20/08 09:16 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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good one
forensic files is frequent whack material for me too
and much of americas most wanted
sometimes cops
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#332741 - 05/20/08 09:21 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Posts: 1059
They don't have them on TV anymore but I used to jerk off to Club MTV, Soul Train, and other dance party type of shows.

I jerked off to the movie Swimming Pool recently. That french chick is so damn hot.
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#332742 - 05/20/08 09:45 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Pretty you need to take a break- park it for a few days and decide if you want to become the full-time village idiot here or if you want to keep this gag running.

At this point you are explained in one of two ways:

  • You are at this point a 600 post alt-id which is sad, sad sad or...
  • You come across as being as dumb as a box of rocks.


If you continue as you are, you are one of the above. With thought and some effort maybe you can change your persona but I doubt it.

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#332743 - 05/20/08 10:08 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Willie D Offline

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Posts: 9184
Quote:

Spanish soap operas.



Asi Es la Vida
Reruns of "Caliente"
any time Marisa Portillo is on "Escandalo TV"

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#332744 - 05/20/08 10:12 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Caliente was the SHIT!! Also that show with Sofia Vergara from a couple of years back. I don't remember the name but she was always in a bikini or some low cut top. Totally
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#332745 - 05/20/08 10:19 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
When I was pornless and living at mom's: 1-976 infomercials. When I was a kid: Suzanne Pleshette and Cher.
Now: Any foot-related stuff on Youtube and women's volleyball.
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#332746 - 05/20/08 10:23 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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#332747 - 05/20/08 10:25 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
I still wake up in the morning and have to resist the urge to jack off to Denise Austins workout, Man I love that women's camel toe!
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#332748 - 05/20/08 11:03 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
Intervention is always good for hot chicks with fucked up issues so you know they put out. Notable episodes:
the bulimic who stripped to support her binging habit
the ex-mormon who was taped/disgraced by her boyfriend when they fucked and turned into an alcoholic
some tweaker whore who got into a nude fist fight with her sister


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#332749 - 05/21/08 05:26 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
Faces of Death and the Weather Channel.

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#332750 - 05/21/08 06:00 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
zenman Offline

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Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Faces of Death and the Weather Channel.




that was funny.
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#332751 - 05/21/08 06:09 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Outback Whack Offline
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Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
Fashion TV
Women's hockey or Ironwoman events (surf lifesaving)

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#332752 - 05/21/08 07:08 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
destro Offline
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Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
yur mom. lol wtf rofl omg ikdmbff



pretty, this kinda thread makes me wish you would have been an alt-id
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#332753 - 05/21/08 07:16 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
gonzo420 Offline
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Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
Quote:





I feel sorry for that kid.
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#332754 - 05/21/08 07:23 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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El G is trying to kill me. Not going to sleep for a week now. almost have to watch an Eon McKai movie to cleanse my mind.
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#332755 - 05/21/08 08:23 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
destro Offline
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Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
say what you will, bitch does one hell of an anal scene

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#332756 - 05/21/08 08:35 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
I have two words for her. Oink Oink.
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#332757 - 05/21/08 08:59 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Sho'nuff Offline
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.


Edited by Sho'nuff (05/21/08 10:00 AM)
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#332758 - 05/21/08 09:00 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
yellow frogs are so hot

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#332759 - 05/21/08 09:27 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Nice job Sho'nuff!
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#332760 - 05/21/08 09:52 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Sho'nuff Offline
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Quote:

Nice job Sho'nuff!




Oh sonofabitch. It worked earlier.

Edit time.
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#332761 - 05/21/08 01:45 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Chicks on the morning news shows, mainly the new Cuban chick on the CBS show and the weekend babe on Fox News.

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#332762 - 05/21/08 01:46 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Brandon Lee Harrington Offline
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Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
Quote:

They don't have them on TV anymore but I used to jerk off to Club MTV, Soul Train, and other dance party type of shows.

I jerked off to the movie Swimming Pool recently. That french chick is so damn hot.




Im guilty of this too...all those bouncy tits, how can anyone resist?! I think they still do a dance show on mtv, when they do the spring break stuff once a year...which is also great j/o material.
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#332763 - 05/21/08 05:48 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Shark which just got cancelled. Haven't watched the last episode yet but the series was full of hot women. The second to last episode had Mädchen Amick as a bisexual whore.
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#332764 - 05/21/08 06:03 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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Quote:

Quote:

Spanish soap operas.



Asi Es la Vida
Reruns of "Caliente"
any time Marisa Portillo is on "Escandalo TV"





The Guilt was basically an edited porn- complete with improvised acting and George Hamilton.

Wild Rose. Veronica Castro and Mariana Levy with big 80s hair, cheap makeup and excessive over-acting.
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#332765 - 05/21/08 06:16 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
I forgot to add "the L Word".

The storyline of the director and her star was totally

And has anybody seen "Bully". Bijou Phillips is a hot slut in that movie.
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#332766 - 05/21/08 07:20 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Quote:

I forgot to add "the L Word".

The storyline of the director and her star was totally

And has anybody seen "Bully". Bijou Phillips is a hot slut in that movie.



Yeah I liked the movie and Bijou was cute.

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#332767 - 05/21/08 09:09 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
gonzo420 Offline
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Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
Robin Meade on CNN Morning Express. Its on Headline News from 6-10am. She is just so fucking sexy.

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#332768 - 05/21/08 10:42 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
"Namaste Yoga" on the Fitness channel.....they have 6 regular chicks who are Holly-randall type hot and on certain days, when doing the "Exalted Sun Goddess" sequence you can see their camel toes.
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#332769 - 05/21/08 10:49 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Transformers: Robots in Disguise. Prowl, in particular, has really advanced my sexuality.
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#332770 - 05/22/08 12:10 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

yur mom. lol wtf rofl omg ikdmbff



pretty, this kinda thread makes me wish you would have been an alt-id




aw
but its funny
im glad im not the only one that jerks it to wierd stuff
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#332771 - 05/22/08 12:44 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
two pages of posts and no golden girls jokes? unacceptable.
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#332772 - 05/22/08 05:03 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
What do you mean, I mentioned faces of death.

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#332773 - 05/22/08 06:55 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
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Flags waving in the breeze.
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#332774 - 05/22/08 09:55 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Male talent Dick Tracy myspaced me and said, "No shame in my game..loved Sex and the City...actually used to masterbate to it all the time...the redhead...yummy...actually all of em are kinda tasty."
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#332775 - 05/22/08 10:23 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Gigi Offline
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Posts: 3555
i'm with pretty: discovery channel has the goods. my ideal jerkoff would probably be watching bear grylls eat a spider while mike rowe narrates.
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#332776 - 05/22/08 10:25 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Male talent Dick Tracy myspaced me and said, "No shame in my game..loved Sex and the City...actually used to masterbate to it all the time...the redhead...yummy...actually all of em are kinda tasty."





i jerk it to satc
but ithink im mostly masturbating over the clothes
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#332777 - 05/22/08 10:26 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

i'm with pretty: discovery channel has the goods. my ideal jerkoff would probably be watching bear grylls eat a spider while mike rowe narrates.




word
i love ice road truckers
i wanna do an ice road truckers blowbang


Edited by pretty (05/22/08 10:38 AM)
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#332778 - 05/22/08 10:27 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Pretty meet Gigi

Gigi meet Pretty
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#332779 - 05/22/08 10:32 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

i jerk it to satc
but ithink im mostly masturbating over the clothes




Yeah, it was the one non-sexual thing my gay guy friends and I could sexualize together.
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#332780 - 05/22/08 10:45 AM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


word
i love ice road truckers
i wanna do an ice road truckers blowbang




You could fulfill that fantasy at any truck stop in America. Wait til winter to create the ice road effect.

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#332781 - 05/24/08 01:41 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
*Null* Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Holocaust footage of bodies being shoveled into mass graves.
The smell of dog food.
That infomercial for that home drill bit sharpener.
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#332782 - 05/24/08 08:07 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Skip Althoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Check out Sandra Lee on the Cooking Channel. Long, lean, Southern blonde with a very nice shape. Once in a while when she's rushed and she bends over to pull her cookies from the oven, you'll catch her nipples getting hard.

I'm working on Melora Hardin (Jan) from The Office. Love it when she's dressed in her grey business suit, heels and dark stockings. This beauty so needs to do a hardcore pissing scene for JM.

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#332783 - 05/24/08 08:20 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Animal Planet

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#332784 - 05/26/08 12:26 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I forgot to add "the L Word".

The storyline of the director and her star was totally

And has anybody seen "Bully". Bijou Phillips is a hot slut in that movie.





I love the pilot of L Word. I've loved Mia Kirshner since I first saw her in Exotica.

I have Bully saved to my Tivo.

I also have "Strip Search" with Maggie Gyllenhaal. HBO only showed it a few times before pulling with because of the Abu Ghraib happening at the time of release.

I've also got a thing for Dominique Swain.
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#332785 - 05/26/08 05:37 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Dominique Swain is beautiful.

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#332786 - 06/10/08 12:00 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
I'm glad I found this thread again. Last night I was in a predicament where it was getting late, I was alone, I couldn't get to my porn, and all I wanted was a little release.

The laptop was somewhat accessible, but then I would have to plug it in, boot it up and look for porn (I don't store much on my machine) to get off, but as I mentioned it was late and I needed stroke material right there and then. I look over at my mainstream DVDs, there are a few here and there with nude scenes, but nothing substantial enough to use for my purposes...and then I see Caligula sitting on the shelf. That did the trick. Long story short, if you're in a pinch, and don't mind fast-forwarding through the man-sex and fistraping, Caligula is great stroke material.

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#332787 - 06/10/08 01:51 PM Re: what do you watch and jerk off to
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
caligula rocks for jerkin it vizzle
rome aint half bad either
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