Pretty you need to take a break- park it for a few days and decide if you want to become the full-time village idiot here or if you want to keep this gag running.

At this point you are explained in one of two ways:

• You are at this point a 600 post alt-id which is sad, sad sad or...
• You come across as being as dumb as a box of rocks.

If you continue as you are, you are one of the above. With thought and some effort maybe you can change your persona but I doubt it.