would you want to meet in person?

Tony Malice. He had a hard life as he was born a poor black child but overcame the odds and is a successful white man now.

Nah, that was jamesn with the "I was born a poor black child, sir..."

"He who shall not be named." That shit's gotta be ten times funnier in person.

ooooooooh
that sounds GOOD!
who cant be named?

Most of y'all. I have that friendly Canadian gene. Gia/Jim cuz of the humour. Renfield cuz she's dope. Gigi because I jerk off to her. Pretty because kindness is underrated. Mandy Morbid because I was a punk as a teen and I still get boners looking at her. Fatman( or was it Gunker?) because he let me win one. BI because he answered my emails. Ms.Randall because she's part of a tradition. DA Burg because he's probably lying and is able bodied. Panzer because he's so creepy. Lance because he digs mma.I'm leaving people out and I'm gonna regret it but I'm drunk on red wine. Oh yeah Darth because I wanna break his jaw. And Ranathan and Floofin because they thought I was one of the better new posters here.*






*Note: This may have been sarcasm on their part.

Ceara & Gigi.

aw thats sweet tatty
i gotta go to bed
gnight xpt
for bornyo- why would i wanna change my personae?
im having fun being me
im not an alt
and i never said i was smart
love, pretty

Of course, pretty, because I LOVE dumb whores.
Gigi because blond meth addicts are frakkin hot in the sack.
Gia because of that whole sizzling middle eastern look and a sharp wit to go with it.
And Holly because I admire the work both her and her Mom have done.

I'd like to meet most of the miscreants that post here, if nothing else it would be entertaining. Most notably Gia, because I want to down a beer with her and her legendary ass. Already downed more than a few with Brandon, but willing to do it again.
Of course anyone else will do, I'm both cheap and easy...

The JM crew, Gigi, Conky, JimB, Fatman, Bornyo, Monkey, ChickenMaster, and LouCypher.

Like to meet most of the folks here, but the chicks most of all, Holly, GiGi, Pretty and the others. Would rather meet Tierney than Ceara, both are but financial domination is for losers.

i will make you all my famous slim jim stew

Well, well, well. Isnt this interesting! All of the sudden everyone wants to meet! When I suggested a simple xpt picture be taken at AEE, which would have been a great way for everyone to meet.
See post here: http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=284576&Forum=dvdtalk&Words=AEE&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=4&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=284259&Search=true#Post284576

I got very little response, and the response I did get was "we already know each other" and "thats gay". Gigi, I have to take issue with you especially!! You said my idea was gay, and now youre saying you would cook for us!! Thats just wrong!

::cough whinybitch cough::

no slim jims for you, brandon lee!

cassandra - for being my homegirl

ben - for all the attention he gives me and possibly the best alt in the history of trolling

birdshit1 - for reminding me of ben

big moose - for having a rather liberal, non discriminatory view of people while struggling with his perverse desires to jack off to the most degrading porn on the market.

jeffmike - for only having the attention span to only write one-liner posts almost always having to do with whores being liars.

vanessa - for loving the abuse

loopnode - for his neverending vault of random pictures and knowledge.

tritone - for succeeding at race baiting you dolts every. fucking. time.

ranathan - for being a drunk and a pompous trust fund kid who looks down on people with less than luxurious furniture and doors.

gunker - for when he fights with ranathan

melissa lauren - for being a sassy bitch

darth - for being the most hated poster. Getting countless posters to remind him, without fail, that he's "not an insider" or "powder" like it actually bothers him.

windsock - for being windsock

bornyo - for being johnny cash.

gia j - for being smarter than your average bear

freestylah - for his occasional random and totally unprovoked hate for me

max hardcore - for utilizing the word "cock-socket"

ivorenginedriver - for his quality over quanity

willie d - for picking his battles with me only in the mod forum.

smelly monkey -

random - for summing up the essence and solution to any whiny board issue that gets out of hand

holly randall - for her candidness and honesty

reinfeld - for being just a little crazy

guapo - for the pms he used to send me

biff - for always filling in the hate when it's lacking

tony malice - for his press releases

k1ng - for interpreting the underlining message in my posts lately, preventing me from chucking my computer out the window. Also for being one of the few non-misogynistic guys here that puts forth an effort to get the whores to stick around, myself included.

kurt lockwood - for being a crazy narcissist

Jim b - for being my favorite ever

After writing all that I just realized this thread was about who you'd like to meet not just who you like. Ooops. In actuality I'd rather not meet most of you daffy loons. I'd prefer to keep you at internet's length. Thanks.

Thanks shitface.

Ceara...You Da Bomb!

burg - for saying this thread got gay mostly because I forgot to mention him. And for calling me during strange hours talk endlessly about whores and xpt.

neat

I would like to meet everyone here as long as we can hang Darth by his ankles to be a human Piñata. Holly Randall gets first swings at him. Then AlexPanzer gets to try out his experimental enema gun with all 144 nozzles out on him.
Seriously there are a lot of great posters here that have made me laugh and I thank you all.

The person I'd like to meet is Holly Randall.

She's smart, level headed, hot and talented. Would probably be interesting conversation.

Oh, and she likes facials.

I have to go with Jeff on this one. All whores (even the nice ones) lie. Constantly. They lie so much, even they don't know when they're telling the truth.

If any of you (other than Darth and his ho) are in L.A. over the next week, I'd be glad to pick up the first round of booze or two. Except Holly, who I would only be enabling. She can get a ginger ale.

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I'd prefer to keep you at internet's length. Thanks.

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I think that's for the best.

I think meeting people here would be rife with disappointment.